news from spain

wow they will not quit it in spain, they cannot stop talking about numbers, numbers, numbers... how much money this bank will need, where the money for that bank will come from...... numbers....... following 'the law' --- staying in accord with 'the law'

yeah you can 'follow the law' bitches of spain (gay-arse brussells law anyway), but what good is that if you cannot even sustain yourselves economically?.......... eh, voy a cumplir con la ley, lo importante es que cumplan con la ley......... gilipollas!

ANYWAY the coverage of syria they provide, you just cannot get those images on other services....

reflections on clint eastwood

recently we saw clint eastwood on the tv........ it has been quite a while and he seems like somewhat of an old man now....... the last time we saw him that seems memorable was at 2005 academy awards around early 2005 or some awards preceeding that around early 2005... at which point benji was fortunate enough to be living in a kind of luxury holiday resort in guangzhou, china (www.yihehotel.com) -- so benji just kind of lingered a moment to watch eastwood from his hotel suite before going downstairs to do some classes with some kids there*........

earlier, as a kid, benji was always watching 'escape from alcatraz' as a pre-pubescent kind of kid and falling asleep before the ending, this happened a number of times, always falling asleep before the ending........ these viewings were most likely alone

however, we recall, over the span of years, as a child and adult, occasionally watching a dirty harry movie with my father....... one of the characters comes to mind, a buxom, sexy looking woman, sucking on an icicle......

the key takeaway is that my father never had an issue with me seeing dirty harry or whoever shooting someone dead in a movie, but was very decided about not letting me have toy guns as a kid......... that's just stupid....... better to teach ur kid how to shoot a real gun and not let him watch any dumb gun violence on tv......... intentionally circumvented this anti-gun stance as a 4 year old (or so) by making an uzi machine gun with pvc piping and hiding it under the bed -- but got over it -- potentially because told not to make with the guns

moving on........ let's look at some vignettes of benji's life as a taxi-driver --- they won't be particularly interesting......... imagine driving retards around 50 hours a week that say dean when they mean teen, that's benji's life........... anyhoo, for example, lately we had two guys with a good looking young woman.... she acted like a real airhead/bimbo type......... the guys said that they'd picked her up at a brothel that night and invited her out........ she didn't deny it -- reality unclear but plausible scenario -- girl acted dumb enough to be a paid whore however alot of slutty under 30 y.o. women these days act like that anyway even if they aren't making whore money......... had to help airhead slutty girl out of car as she was half asleep....... was at hotel immediately next door to wifey's office building.........

then, late at nite, a reillys and sons white van with blue lettering will pop up out of anywhere in cbd at around 2am delivering milk and shit like that   http://www.reillyandsons.com.au/   there's no telling where one will pop up...........

some losers came along tonite........ hey bitches, get in my cab........ 'did you just call me bitch?' no i said rich, like richie........... okay, that's  where you're going to? will just put on i-pod now and turn music up so you don't lower my intelligence...... 5mins later, turn down music, 'so has anyone figured out there are no vaginas in this car?' (this is spoken to four redneck dumbarse dean/teen obnoxious arseholes typical of the european dna-d australians that will not even bother reproducing --- every specimen of the male sex is 'cunt' to these guys)...................   'what????!!!!!' they ask baffled as if waking from a stuporous dream which is their normal daily mentality upon hearing my randomly voiced question, as if from beyond the haze after 5 minutes of keeping silent........... souls are already nervous, one thin-skinned guy in front seat becomes agitated, decide to turn music up and say, 'cannot hear you anymore, music too loud, just talk to the hand'......... arrive and receive payment, do not even bother looking hard for change -- look for next customer

by the way... you know what would be good to see at the democrat convention? mary j. blige

* about these kids, the last time we saw them, it was a great sight, we all went to explore some little cataracts water-fally rockpool thing we had at that yihehotel.com --- totally kickarse they had like a feng shui master design the place....... breaking some rules, the kids were walking all over those rocks next to the water, if they fell or whatever, drowned, broke a bone, it would have been like my fault but anyway, knew they'd be great, that was a great last memory of them, by the pool, and it brings to mind an american expression: 'drop the kids off at the pool'

today's tv cycle

no pretty boy bill o'reilly so no sado-masochistic gay fantasies to drool about..... republican convention unwatchable: caught 2 seconds of susan martinez from new mexico talking about a big gun and then paul ryan's snooze fest....... had to watch dr. phil instead - had some crazy woman with J-cup boobs then discovery channel: 'who the bleep did i marry' -- some woman marries some hollywood actor who appeared in budweiser commercials, 43 year old virgin, etc, shelley malil, then tries to kill her --- imdb (internet movie database) is so retarded: spends 2 pages on his 'acting' and only 2 lines on his actions that lead to life imprisonment (as 'trivia') - silly imdb, watch:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006596/bio

Trivia

On December 16, 2010 Malil, who had been found guilty by a jury of premeditated attempted murder and assault with a deadly weapon, was sentenced to life in prison with the possibility of parole for stabbing his girlfriend Kendra Beebe 23 times.

Christine has been tracked down

remember on this blog we mentioned some u.s. citizen buddy that went heroine junky and turned into a bit of a ho -- despite playing violin as a kid, having great middle class, university educated parents? well i just spoke to her for the first time in like almost 12 years........ she sounds okay -- maybe we'll rekindle our relationship -- minus the marijuana though...

okay so probably won't jog today and def. not on a treadmill and not 5km....... just gonna watch the Republican convention -- and hopefully the Democrat one soon when that's on..... right now Chris Christie (speaking of Chrises -- we have another Chris apart from Christine, some guy in China, he is about to finish his 9th year in China and probably won't return)........ anyway Chris Christie, he is really inspiring me, so you know what? I'm gonna eat 3 pork chops and i'm gonna do that for AUSTRALIA!  you hear me bitches? not for some creaky eurotrash country.... not for asia, or some dumb homeland of yankee conglomerates, no! gonna eat those goddam pork chops for Australia!!! HELL YEAH!

is benji vladimir putin?

 right? all those outdoor activities, muscles and nary a shirt in sight.... smells like vlad spirit..... this photographic moment is as close to glory as benji can get, apart from maybe that time as a kid got caught stealing with some vietnamese kid...... here, watch as this horse which is only slightly bigger than benji gets bitchslapped up and down the beach, up and down, at great speed.... it's boney vertebrae causing all kinds of problems for benji's arse..... at full speed, eventually,benji comes off hor(sey below) -- tremendously painful,

did NOT go windsurfing today

republicans will not easily dismiss obama as a windsurfer as they did with john kerry in 2004.... learn more about sails here:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clew#The_corners

benji's day today

today got up with wifey, went to doctor to check results of ultrasound on sunday --- everything was okay..... wifey refused ride to work, this was somewhat annoying..... went to gym near taxi base for first workout there ever, ran 10km, guy gave me free first visit, questioned him about what he said about local council owning gym and he asked me if they didn't do that in the states........ so just changed topic to volleyball

went home, showered........ drove out to western sydney to visit marisol my mother again...... had lunch with her at crappy local restaurant where wifey ended up working half a year + after first arriving in australia and which she hated and would never want to go there again........ lunch wasn't bad......... marisol is annoying -- not sure what her problem is -- problem just a chronic marrana (spanish word for closet jew leftover from after expulsion of jews during/after spanish inquisition -- due to lack of practicing their jewishness they probably all turned into chronic slobs like marisol) --- dropped marisol off -- didn't care to re-enter her crib -- too slobby....... drove home but then got idea to visit some cat from some high school which i only went to like just over a year

went to his crib instead -- he is another freak that's lazy, long-term unemployed and on meds for being a nut..... (just like my brother)...... helped him clean his crib, had serious cockroach infestation -- absolutely disgusting......

came home, nutjob german girl staying with us 2 days has locked herself into her room and made sure to turn the light off permanently and lie in bed all day long like a depressed nutjob -- says she's on 21 day holiday in australia and a special needs teacher -- hope she doesn't suicide in my crib

tomorrow's another day, another dollar, haven't smoked any tobacco for over 7 days now...... may run another 5kms tomorrow before work -- gym is across road from taxi base

might watch some more tupperguddy games this year when having day off while wifey works, e.g., at cockroach buddy's crib - good choice of location for such activity -- he lives around corner from featherdale zoo in western sydney

2012 presidential elections

wifey: favors obama, is pro-bolshevik/pro-russia

benji (yawning): likes the butt of romney's jib and donuts... dislikes: families broken apart to foster children out to gay couples ... would like to see women crapping on men's chests (in the literal sense) becoming tax-deductible 

movie review: 2004 - my tiny universe

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0428865/plotsummary

among 8 dvds that benji recently bought for $8 at $1 per unit......... this movie is highly recommendable.... strong on playing/acting --- no special effects/car chases/accidents....... engaging.... highly rated by benji


changing topics, from reading this blog, you know that benji has developed an unfortunate predilection towards that misanthropic, psychotic cult leader, bill o'reilly......... we've recently introduced a 'what-if dream' segment where we speculate on 'what if' we did dream some particular scenario, in that spirit, let's pretend benji lately dreamt the following scenario:

you know that tv show 'quantum leap'? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096684/  each episode the main character is zapped into a new reality in the space time continuum where he is helped by his invisible buddy who has smart-technology hook-up to ziggy the super-computer....... well what if bill o'reilly were the main character, Dr. Sam Beckett, and you, dreamer, were Admiral Al, and then, all of a sudden, just before the weekly theme music   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOiX5klTe7Q    starts up, you, Admiral Al, realize Dr. Sam Beckett (except it's bill o'reilly) has zapped into the 1990s to be Eazy-E from NWA (niggaz with attitude) about to perform on stage............ you will need to tell him the lyrics he'll have to sing;

so nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga please, since you're on the dick why don't you drop to your knees, coz i'm a motherfucker that's out to kill, eazy-e, a nigga that's real

'there's no way i'm gonna sing that,' says o'reilly/beckett

'come on!' you (admiral al/whoever you are) say pleadingly, ziggy says you have to save dr. dre before we can zap out of here, he's gonna fall down a manhole in two days time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UnvkrNbXIo nwa - eazy e

cogito, ergo sum

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descartes

is that how u say it in latin? everybody knows descartes' famous maxim: i think therefore i am.......

whether it has any meaning is another matter, but what's important is that if ur looking to learn how to speak spanish or you only know spanish and would like to learn english, a key lesson is that the spanish word, 'pienso' can mean:

a)  i think            (as a verb)
b) dog/cat feed   (biscuit form)

that's right, any kind of animal feed, in pellet or biscuit, dried form, is called 'pienso' in spanish, hences descartes phrase:  pienso, luego soy.... could be construed as:  dog food therefore i am......... so descartes actually makes even more sense in spanish than any other language, just ask that leader guy chavez from venezuela

anyway, in order to illustrate the scope of this linguistic point, we will re-cap a recent appearance ellen degeneris made on dr. phil to spill her guts about an obsessive disorder she had involving 'pienso'

dr phil:  (intro) - you know her as the host of a favorite television celebrity talk show, but how many of you knew ellen degeneris struggled for years with a form of obsessive compulsive disorder?

(cut to video)  first there is some footage of ellen hosting famous celebrities on her show.... doing shmaltzy stuff like that, nothing obsessive crazy

dr phil:  ladies and gentlemen, please welcome ellen degeneris (audience goes predictably apeshit)... so ellen, you've suffered with a rare form of obsessive compulsive disorder, is that right?

ellen: yes dr. phil, basically it's centred around things like doggy treats, dry cat food, any kind of animal feed in dry biscuit or pellet form.... what's known in spanish as 'pienso'

dr phil: ok and when did this start, how did you become obsessed with 'pienso'

ellen: well it started about 5 years ago, i was on a hiking trip to mount rushmore, i was walking near george washington's head and i discovered a trail of little pellets which turned out to be rabbit food produced in mexico by a dry animal food producer, i followed it and found it lead to some hunters who said they were hunting hare, they were waiting by thomas jefferson's left ear

dr phil: so you think it could have some psychological relevance to your perceptions of those two characters?

ellen: it's possible, but the thing is i tried eating one of the pellets and it was just gosh-darned delicious so i visited my local petfood store after that and before i knew it i was hooked, pretty soon i had a pantry full of dog, cat, rabbit, chicken 'pienso'

(photo of ellen's pantry shows up on bigscreen behind them, it has about 10 years worth of 'pienso')



(to be continued)

macy gray on fox news

who can forget that macy gray song, the one linked below, whatever it's called........ such a great song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYIW6MTigGQ

for benji, it brings back memories of the year 1999/2000....... about 10 months of late 1999 and early 2000 were spent as a complete hermit/shut-in........ living just with my father....... my mother had gone to spend a year in spain and my young adult life in the big smoke had unravelled, my university 'excluded' me........ my woman went off to live in ireland for a year....... my pot buddies and parties and school buddies were a thing of the past........ the thing to do was just drive a cab and bang some beaver and buy some wheels and stack up some money...... but instead, benji just went into boo radley mode living with pops...... we both went out together on xmas day 1999 to drive a taxi shift, taking public xport, and maybe benji did 1 or 2 other shifts and had some other crappy job for a while, but in general, it was stay home every day and sink into a kind of lazy, stuporous depression..... even tried on a plastic bag hat for a day or two, that's how low it got..... my father was dead set against me smoking pot or getting drunk and transitioning from smoking massive amounts of weed took a toll on my psyche which registered as some kind of general craziness and kookiness which eventually dissipated during the hermit days........ one day, using only a very tiny moderate amount of marijuana, incredibly small, was able to enjoy a samuel l. jackson movie wherein he was a teacher in LA in some tough neighborhood, during these days........

of course the thing to do at this point of my life was to just drive a cab, stack up wealth and migrate to california/usa indefinitely...... however, i still felt roots in spain and intended to go back there which i did

the girl across the road was a real beauty and an australian aborigine -- maybe part white too....... 1/4 or more........ she was always listening to that macy gray song...... i went over to visit her once or twice or more however it never seemed like she wanted to have great sex or any kind of sex with me, maybe i should have tried harder in that regard with her....... oh well.......

well recently, b-grade movies for $1 at pirate dvd shop is the benji way of enjoying movies....... remember that big tall black guy from the police academy movies? - hightower? you do, right? that's bubba smith, isn't it? maybe he was an athlete or sthmg before that...... well he's in some movie from 1995 called drifting school......... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163608/plotsummary    this is a thoroughly b-grade styled movie..... interesting though --- alot of these b-grade movies have more appeal than the strictly formulaic, overly serious and failing a-minus type movies

jerry springer on piers morgan

jerry springer is a likeable guy, and his brand of sensationalist tv on the jerry springer show is unforgettable and a worthwhile study into group psychology and general matters that baffle the conservative nature of folks

however on piers morgan, springer is sitting there talking about how 'old-fashioned' the republicans are, in fact, the whole point for democrats to vote obama, a token black guy, is to prove how 'progressive' they are

are they though? piers morgan (pronounced piss mawgen in his native language) is an englishman (self-confessed phone hacker) and we've already covered in great detail how destructive the english royal titles/hereditary titles systems are to meritocracy

jerry springer, and a whole bunch of hollywood dudes on the left are basically proud to be bigots, they're like the yokels with their confederate flags but on the other side of the street........ this is why hollywood lefty types can only make friends with english people when dealing with non-americans (e.g., piss mawgen) and nobody else even wants to be their friend (witness russia)......... a lefty hollywood bigot would hate to be labelled a racist but this, of course, is exactly what he/she is........ anti-italian, anti-spaniard, anti-greek....... his only buddy is the englishman...... england's bigot........

the mentality of the hollywood lefties is similar to a small town in southern france: boring, insular, prone to constant gossip - toss in the tmz journalists and entertainment tonight journalists in this regard too........all these brooding, self-conscious, fame-hungry, 'thoughtful' movie stars and entertainers..... just more left wing racist bigots with small minded, southern french village small town menalities......... the truth hurts, but suck it up and you can at least work with it......

standing for 'chaos theory' (reactionism and rejection of 'christianity' is understandable/ but out right anarchical standing for 'chaos theory' is not).......... is a way of championing selfishness as a religion...... phallic worship, drug addiction and alcohol addiction........ petty fame addiction, as if half the 'big stars' in hollywood weren't really unknowns, in the big picture, these are important values of basically most of modern society and what hollywood lefties seem to love so much............ this is as a result of a southern french village bourgeois mentality after fattening at the trough  of wealth and then witnesses their pig existence in a fancy pink dress on a trotter smeared muddy mirror on the ground while their snouts drip snotty ooze......... these are the racist pigs of hollywood that love england and hate spain.........

we pity them

what is the big issue behind of all of this? that 'white americans' (normally with anglo-saxon names) are now becoming outnumbered by some other aspect of the american race which is unclassifiable: hispanic/black/asian/orange/purple/whatever.......... how can whitey still feel in control? token-ism and self-deluding while feeling 'equalitarian'........ but whitey is still a big racist at bottom....... on cnn, by employing a token black guy or two (e.g., stan grant) - and making sure to take advantage of the anglo-saxon name principle......... some english guy they probably cannot even stand to be around due to his obvious and overbearing pompousness and general lameness and unlikeable-ness (piss mawgen)..... whitey as able to go on championing what he loves most: white people with anglo-saxon names........... this should be able to keep greaseball dago hispanic person down for a while longer, right whitey? that's cnn's game

and that's a game that's playing out across america all the time, fox news does it with stuart varney too...... less obnoxious than piss mawgen but same principle.........

why do these people do this, apart from general insecurity about their white-ness and anglo-saxon names?

the answer is that for them, life is still a joke, to quote hendrix.......... they haven't yet discovered the serious side of life....... so everything is a bit of a joke, a bit cynical...... but the least cynical thing they could do, like recognize merit outside of class, creed or race, which even napoleon can do, they cannot do, because at bottom, they're bigots that hate life, and as a cynical afterthought, they like to play the 'egalitarian'........ very distasteful people....... not really worthy of serious respect

mobile postings back on the table?

well it seems 'the cosmic' or reality of some kind has deprived benji of posting from his mobile phone for many many long months now...unfortunately, you, the reader, has lost in this scenario...for it is primarily at nite...while taxi driving, thats benji's darkest thoughts spill out..and typos r less likely as a result of typing on a nokia cell phone... you will not b deprived, even of benji's innermost homo-erotic bondage fantasies involving cnn's piss mawgen and fox news' bill o'reilly... Stand by for some devastatingly accurate essays on the disease of moronicism and why oprah and pals from american tv cannot save u from it....... too-doo-loo for now though readers...have a job to do

mobile services back up?

benji tv review

hi fellow tv watching losers -- why aren't you going for a jog you obese sons of bitches?

here's benji's tv wrap up:

the view versus the talk

the view has competition..... 'the talk'

here's a quiz developed by benji regarding 'the view' and 'the talk'


1)  arrange the following 'view' and 'talk' audience priorities from most important to least important for the female demographic aged 29-39

a) having enjoyable sex and good orgasms
b) eating heartily and or healthily
c) people magazine
d) making sure my teenage kids have the best possible relationship with their biological father

(answer: a,b,c,d)

2) according to 'view' and 'talk' audiences, which of the following are not acceptable behaviors when not part of coitus:

a) being a total moron
b) being a moron
c) being moronic
d) domestic violence

(answer: d)

3) according to 'view' and 'talk' audiences, which of the following behaviors is NOT ok for young people:

a) treating your body like a trash compactor system for illicit drugs and drugs in general
b) being a massive slut
c) being a chronic alcoholic
d) playing chess

(answer: d)

4) according to the 'view' and 'talk' audiences, happiness is:

a) being a moron
b) being a complete and utter moron
c) being a thorough maxi mus ignoramus
d) being an airhead that espouses the notion 'ignorance is bliss'

(answer: all of the above)

waffle-y-poops

new charlie sheen comedy 'anger management' better than previous show 'men version 3.1'

top gun director suicides!

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/top-gun-director-dies-jumping-off-bridge-041553449.html

why? why would that guy have done that? all that money, fame, connections, a great career! why?

normally if a person suicides, you can count on one thing: something in their brain is running low on dopamine most likely -- they're feeling bad about something

well we also mentioned my father's suicide in this blog, actually it ocurred on july 7th 2008..... that was deeply dissappointing when it occurred... living in bulgaria -- it never felt like there was anyone to sympathize with apart from a middle-aged married mormon couple (american about 60-ish) that were running the mormon mission in sofia....... after telling them about it, i was pretty upset by it all... i kind of stopped hanging out with the younger mormon kids on their little mormon missions........i was between jobs at the time and was already feeling mightily miserable anyway........

moving on, life in benji land is actually looking pretty great --- ran another 8.5,kms today wherein we had occasion to pity the poor fools in tv land:

1) drag car racers in america
2) the ladies on the view
3) basically any non-american on tv

one guy that seemed kickarse on the tv was on espn -- he overcame a heroine addiction to become a successful cage fighter or ultimate fighter........

our house guest, in hotel benji, represents himself as half-english/half-lithuanian with english manners, resident of singapore, 51 y.o. recently divorced........ seems like a nice guy, interesting to hear his woes

keanu bashing time

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970416/   'the day the earth stood still'


this movie is a complete joke -- benji has made better movies with a tub of yoghurt, a cell phone camera and a venus fly-trap............

sadly, americans will go to any length to make all-american movies even if the result is ridiculous -- this is just one more example of that: 'the day the earth stood still'.... you could probably make better movies just by tossing some cell phone cameras, an editing suite and some bikini models to the iranian government

in fairness, keanu cannot take all of the blame for this, the writers especially should be considered mentally deficient and lacking some critical chromosome or plexus of neurons... this is fair to say about the producers, actors, etc..........

garbage like this should not even be allowed to be on tv... this is not exercising 'free speech' -- this movie is cruel and unusual punishment --- pure garbage........

if u actually take the time to look at this recent speech calling for the destruction of israel by iranian leader akmadinnerjihad, and you replace the word 'israel' and 'zionist regime' with 'keanu reeves movies' and 'that movie -the day the earth stood still-',  this speech by the iranian royal family actually makes perfect sense

by switching 'israel' and 'zionist regime' with the terms 'keanu reeves movies' and 'that crappy movie -the day the earth stood still', the following speech by iran's shortsighted ruling royal family is airtight

http://news.yahoo.com/tumour-israel-soon-destroyed-ahmadinejad-091548418.html?_esi=1

http://news.yahoo.com/iran-israels-existence-insult-humanity-093922735.html

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howdy bitches

http://news.yahoo.com/army-suicides-doubled-last-month-junes-total-175148818.html?_esi=1

hey so another friday nite shift finished and done with -- it would have been my sister raquel's 43rd birthday but she killed herself in 1999 so whatever...... also around that time, an ongoing friendship with a buddy aforementioned, christine.... half dutch half american ossie aussie girl kind of wrapped up --- had lost touch with her all these years and tonite dropped off a customer to house next door to where she lived --- unfortunately, from what he says, she's turned into an opiate (heroine) junky and a whore (literally)..... back in 1999 her brother was already a junkie but there was no way to see she would turn out like that -- she was  very bright, studied violin as a kid, good well-to-do well educated middle class parents.... the mother apparently has returned to her native holland, back in 1999 the father had already remarried another american........ will try writing to the mother in holland to see if a re-acquaintanceship is possible

well we mentioned restrepo outpost in afghanistan recently and tonite had some military guys from okanawa and one said he'd flown in and out briefly to restrepo -- not stationed there -  while on a tour in afghanistan -- they were good guys and said they were leaving town saturday --- would have been a good idea to offer them a free ride to airport........ they were amused by benji's newly coined expression: 'the fatties in da pentagon' (referring to obesity)

lamestream media weekly controversy

well, not having anything to report, and having to manufacture controversy, and unlike the brits who just go to seoul and do a bbc story on male prostitution in korea (for da ladies)............... the american media just goes ahead and invents some controversy:  gayle from cbs this morning says, 'i da ho' (talking about idaho state) and they just ran with that, analyzing whether it was racist to get her to say that, etc.....

on letterman they have odd behaving squirrel, you may be rabid

score

what's up he bitches and she bitches? got to work today, Colin, the guy benji had been driving taxi for back in 1999 has deserted the warehouse this week and taken his family, cars, drivers, buddies, spare car parts, the lot, with him.......... leaving just the chinese operators there........  God knows who left some atletico madrid beanie hat......... but in it you can see the symbol for madrid - some bear trying to score a feed from some typical odd-looking tree often found growing mostly only in and around madrid........ the stars and stripes are just for atletico madrid soccer team........  this lucky and useful find (being it's still winter here and cold) may be appended with more crapola stories from spain if we feel like it at a shortcoming time..... in fact, they had some news story recently about a city in alicante, elche, having some firecracker problems.... and that could be the start of more meandering crap some other time

Jesus and Afghan Outpost Restrepo

well, we've mentioned a few times on this rambling rollercoaster of crap of a blog over the months that we'd address the topic of Jesus (a real life person from History) and 'Christianity' (a religion in his aftermath).....

probably the two best books in print about Jesus are by an American (now deceased): H. Spencer Lewis who lived in the early part of the 20th century.... one is called 'the Mystical Life of Jesus', the other, 'the Secret Doctrines of Jeus.'

Spencer Lewis was probably one of the first writer's in history to begin legally safeguarding his works by including the clause 'electronic retrieval system' in his intellectual copyright protections in an age before internet and computers..... we do not want to go against his will in this regard and tarnish the things he sets forth in his books....

nor is it desirable to appear as or be a wiseacrer unknowingly (someone that talks without knowing)....

in any case, just touching on one notion Spencer Lewis raises in one of aforementioned books, the well known episode in the evangelicals where Jesus is quoted to say, 'it's harder for a rich man to enter the kingdom of Heaven than it is for a camel to pass throught the eye of a needle.'........ Spencer Lewis says this is a mistranslation of some old word, e.g., from Aramaic, and that Jesus was in fact talking to some career fishermen who were interested in having strong nets to catch the fish with and were challenged by the need for strong chord when fixing their nets but still something slender and workable, e.g., with a needle........ Lewis explains that the old words, e.g., in Aramaic, for camel and rope, were similar and in fact Jesus said: it's harder for a rich man to enter the kingdom of Heaven than it is for a rope to pass through the eye of a needle........ this at least makes good sense, let's assume it's true.....

wouldn't a rope be strong and make a good fixer for broken fishing nets? and couldn't a bigger needle be found? the fishermen would probably realize that rope would be too big for their nets and not practical... they would need strong and slender fishing lines such as is mass produced today as a derivative of the petro-chemical (oil) technology we have --- these kinds of strong fishing lines would have been highly prized by the fishermen of the pre-industrialized world

keeping in mind fishing is as old as humanity, with the Aborigines in Australia and the Aborigines of Hawaii and the Aborigines of Africa and every other land, fishing at the same time as the Aborigines of Galilee were doing in Jesus' time.......

so a rope is strong, does that mean a rich man is strong? but the strong rope cannot enter the eye of the needle which is the means of fixing a practical, necessary conduit to self-survival and good living (fishing industry) -- so the rope is impractical.... does that mean a rich man is impractical........ if you have a good haul of fish, would you be in Heaven?

Jesus is also said to talk about the kingdom of Heaven alot... let's assume the bible is true in this and words weren't made up by some pervert paedophile black magician priests..... in which case, Jesus says that the children (of the world) are blessed for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven

but can you imagine a world where children have to organize everything practical? put food on the table, etc? well the english carried out this experiment already during their (the first) industrial revolution...... however, somehow, because of the hierarchy of things, the children never did become the bosses and instead were left to be menial workers (slaves) -- this is a historical fact of the english industrial revolution, and before anyone gets whiney about the way to english race has trod on other races (e.g., in india and africa) - let them first consider how they have treated and acted amongst themselves

most people would therefore admit, that while children can probably perform all functions of working society that are carried out now by adults, like PR campaign managers, politicians, factory workers (such as in england), etc, etc, etc, that they do not have that killer, exploitative instinct like the mean brother in the tv sitcom from the 80s or 90s, 'Perfect Strangers'....... therefore they end up being 'shafted' as it were....... the only exception to this scenario in fictional culture is Robin Williams' tv show 'mork and mindy'......  william golding's book 'the lord of the flies' explores social compacts where children are left alone and organize a hierarchical society

so is it correct to say, that Jesus is saying: 'try to cultivate your spirituality, enter the Kingdom of Heaven (which we might construe as a kind of spiritual happiness or spiritual world), even if you are an adult, try to be like the children who are in the kingdom of heaven, but at the same time, be practical, like the fishermen that need to catch fish, where a rope to fix your fishing nets is just as impractical as a  (useless) rich man (who leaves his money in 10 year bonds where it cannot be usefully invested in some useful business).....'

but then Jesus goes on to do magic tricks (twice in the standard bible) involving fish: 1st he makes fish appear in the water for his apostles to catch, then he makes them appear like magic on another occasion to feed the masses' (these are, to quote Spencer Lewis again, 'happy, fantastic tales') --- in this scenario, it appears Jesus is following some Libran soul impulse to build up a brotherhood of man, regardless of sectarianism (again quoting Lewis) by saying, hey you know what? rich man, rope, whatever -- just eat fish on my dad, God

on this note, we should add that sectarianism, really, is what separates religions and races and FINANCIAL CLASSES

so is Jesus saying: hey look you don't even need to bother slaving around all day working to catch fish when if you cultivate your spirituality and faith, you'll be able to make them appear out of nowhere anyway?

Spencer Lewis also gives it out that Jesus was most likely a Libra..... Librans, normally those born in the 26 days (1/14th of a year) preceeding september 20 or 21 (the spring equinox)..... Librans are always looking to find the balance in everything... and are calm and seldom flustered, also very logical, and patrons of the arts

Jesus is said to say: give to Caesar what is Caesar's and give to God what is God's.......... or something like that...... this appears to contradict what Nietzsche (also a Libra, by the way, who styled himself at one point as the 'anti-Christ' but really meant anti-Christian) said about Jesus being a political criminal in a ridiculously apolitical environment...... that seems balanced, right?

so is Jesus essentially just promoting spirituality and his code of ethics: love God above all else and do unto others as you would have done unto you (but at the same time/or as a balance to that: turning the other cheek)?

most people wouldn't even expect someone to turn the other cheek, they would love it if it happened and just go with it like they were winning or something.....

doesn't turning the other cheek equal encouraging and reinforcing bad behavior, such as disrespect, etc?

clearly Jesus doesn't mean turn the other cheek in a sarcastic, bitter way, but finding the exact point of turning the other cheek where you feel you are not bitter and sarcastic, but getting screwed in a way that you can comfortably bite down on your tongue and bend over without feeling bad about it all*..... or at least if you do, feeling like you're experimenting with a new kind of code of conduct....... you can probably neutralize alot of hatred and negativity by turning the other cheek, obstensibly snuffing it out, potentially..... unfortunately, it seems it's on tap, neverendingly..... maybe people that keep doing the wrong thing will end up like the seeds thrown by the wayside where they cannot grow like in the parable --- who knows?

*this idea of tolerance is also part of the Lord's prayer as ascribed to Jesus: forgive us our sins as we forgive those who trespass against us

there's some notions about Jesus for you... maybe we'll have more on that later


it's been a long time since the writer kind of just stopped thinking about things.... perhaps realizing that the Americans are smartest (at least the football players) by banging their heads against something hard and causing brain damage in their pursuit of happiness......... however, the writer vaguely remembers a time when we cogitated on social cohesion and how sectarianism, aceptance, rejection, tribal culture, national culture, etc are all very necessary things....... just take languages, they are tremendously sophisticated mechanisms that can evolve over centuries and in many cases constitute the very identity and badge of a race or people that makes them uniquely what they are........ in many cases, a person's education is strictly tied up to his or her language or languages....... here in Australia, for example, kind of like in California, the people like to be some kind of left-leaning, all permissive, all-liberal, all-tolerant, all-loving, all-sunny-beaches little obnoxious Jesuses.... except Jesus wasn't an alcoholic or a druggie and was most likely a vegetarian who never ate meat unless he ate some fish.... probably never swore once in his life and probably a softly-spoken person not given to yelling, temper tantrums, ego-maniacal fits (despite being God's son, etc)..... anyway, languages separate people, cultures separate people, genes separate people..... separation equals sectarianism equals disunity...... the only hope with so much disunity is harmony and harmonious relations, hence turn the other cheek

finally on the topic of wealth and how to use money, we have two contradicting episodes from the Evangelicals: first, we're told that Jesus hangs out with rich men and has rich followers and doesn't judge them for this in accordance with his judge not policy..... on the other hand, a newbie expresses interest in Jesus after witnessing some of the power he channeled, and we are told Jesus tells him to: 'sell your belongings, give everything you have to the poor and follow me,'..........  how is it Jesus can have rich disciples and yet asks one particular guy to sell everything........ is that personalized coaching? tailored to the individual?

we don't seem to know much about the topic, maybe a fresh reading of the evangelicals would be worthwhile

well, and this is possibly off topic - now there's some discovery channel documentary on tv about psycho-paths -- they're doing brainscans on psycho-paths and trying to prove with science that the emotional centres of pycho-path's brain is differently hard-wired to a normal person.......... tying this back to Jesus, does this mean that the people that nailed Jesus to a cross were psychopaths..... Pontius Pilate, who washed his hands of it all, was he a psycho-path too?  and come to think of it, are all those soldiers fighting wars, are they psycho-paths too? how about the people that kill cows in the abbatoirs? are they psycho-paths? how about the people that eat that cow?

are people full of shit?

ok thank God for national geographic channel, whenever they do a documentary about Jesus you don't even bother watching it, it's always crap

but here's a great documentary they made on one of the most dangerous u.s. military outposts in the world, in afghanistan:

http://natgeotv.com.au/tv/restrepo-the-deadliest-outpost/

this is must see tv.......... hey soldier guy, talibani chicken, or american hero, here's a joke for you: what's orange and sounds like parrot?  carrot.....

machine guns fire... a u.s. lieutenant colonel (olsen?) was just bitching at the afghani elders about what chicken-shits the $5 a day afghan taliban recruits were and how they won't fight bravely and now they're shooting at eachother at close range, don't tell us the taliban are shit fighters....... actually what he says is that afghani spotter/spies who don't even fight are radio-ing in positions of u.s. soldiers to talibanis with machine guns and that the spotters won't even fight --- but it's not like the afghanis have helicopters anyway

now a u.s. soldier guy is crying in shock -- like one of his buddy's just got shot (rugel) -- who can blame him? -- this documentary is like a really good war movie except it's real... now they've sent a blackhawk helicopter to find where the shooting talibanis are hiding out --- it's not like the talibanis can factor in having helicopters of their own when they strategize, is it? they aren't russia, are they? now the soldiers are taking after the fact, e.g., in italy, about the time rugel was killed...... they had some woman on bbc last nite from bosnia saying how she's been dreaming since she was a kid a helicopter flies up to her and someone opens the door and shoots her dead in her dream, said she's been dreaming that for years now...... if these soldiers with post traumatic stress could see that scarred, disfigured, burnt looking girl we mentioned couple of days ago, they'd chill out a little..........

now three u.s. soldiers are dancing to some stupid euro-trash music -- these guys are really nowhere... perched on top of some mountain -- looks like the goddam himalayas so mountainous...... now one of them is drawing pictures of mountains..... they have a 'spartans' insignia on some wood, now someone is playing a guitar..... they have shitty christmas lights -- they look like kids on a mountain holiday rural trip on some stupid reality tv show except they have machine guns and occasionally kill people or get killed......  now it's started to rain...... now they're saying they'll be back in italy (from their restrepo perch in afghanistan) in exactly 2 months  -- august 4th - 7th (so that would be 2008 or 2009).....

now they're getting a debriefing by their c.o.  -- he's saying they should mourn, pray and get revenge....... in vietnam the americans just carpet bombed and sprayed agent orange, genocide on mass.... here in afghanistan it looks like they just want to reconnect to their wild west 19th century roots by shooting the occasional person in the middle of nowhere which is what afghanistan is anyway......... we got a ton of them here in auburn and they are awesome people -- and they don't have shitty goats and no teeth like in afghanistan but mercedes benz and all cashed up........   one american guy just shot some afghani guy a million miles away with a high powered long distance machine gun he needs a telescope just to shoot with....

he's happy after that and the editors are really clever for parsing that little victory after the c.o.'s blood and guts revenge talk....  as if, after all that time perched in restrepo, the taliban wouldn't have relocated themselves away from their previous positions....... conclusion: strategically useless site.... and finally they're leaving -- alls they got to do is get on a helicopter anyway.....  these guys were from 503rd infantry regiment, 173rd airborne brigade combat team

U.S. has life of pi as population hits math milestone

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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Figuring out the number of American residents got as easy as pi on Tuesday as the United States touched a rare mathematical and demographic milestone.

The Census Bureau said that the United States reached 314,159,265 residents, or the mathematical ratio pi times 100 million, shortly after 2:29 p.m. EDT (1829 GMT).

Pi, or 3.14159265, is the mathematical constant that is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It often is approximated as 22/7.

"This is a once in many generations event ... so go out and celebrate this American pi," Census Bureau Chief Demographer Howard Hogan said in a statement.

The pi milestone is "very meaningful to mathematical statisticians," the statement said.

As of 3:54 p.m. EDT (1954 GMT), the bureau's population clock showed a U.S. population of 314,159,667. There were 7,032,793,077 people in the world. http://www.census.gov/main/www/popclock.html

howdy clowns

ok so today was another great day off, went back to that national park, this time with buddy karl marx and he and i cooked up a bunch of kangaroo steaks and shish-kebobs...... all kangaroo -- delicious...... there was a spaniard woman from mallorca working at the nearby cafe (told her benji's uncles juan is a judge in mallorca) and the ducks were looking great, vibrating up the water alot........

here's that LA's totally awesome cleaning product company website about that cleaning product we mentioned earlier:
http://www.lot204.com/Awesome/html/Contact.php

about that girl yesterday, you're just caught off  guard when you see something like that and you are just caught flat-footed and flabbergasted and clueless how to react........ poor creature ---

anyway, today's topic: 30 Rock -- it's some comedy with alec baldwin, tina fey and some clowns from saturday nite live.......

it's a fast paced intellectually challenging show that continually bombards you with strings of writing that's meant to be funny, some of it is really funny, and some of it isn't....... it's not like the simpsons and family guy which are consistently more or less funny and more balanced in their content.......... here it's pretty hit and miss, examples of funny stuff were:

a) some woman in NBC media company walks into office kitchen and is having some bitchy repartee with another woman there, she cleans under her arms with a sponge and sniffs it and boasts calmly that she'll probably move out of her homeless shelter as the people are too 'sexually conservative' and she says it like she's trying to coyly say she's about to buy a ferrarri -- extremely humorous -- then her bitchy workmate mocks her that she'll never be famous........ also this sponge sniffer looks like my canadian buddy nichole in china.......

b) some black guy boasts his main black role model was darth vader

these are 2 examples of highest level humor that this show musters, however, unfortunately, there's alot of writing that is just meaningless, and not just becoz it refers to minutia cultural specific topics like 'burger king' and 'mcdonalds' that not everyone in india would have heard of, it's just not funny

if we watch a 2nd episode we'll keep u informed

revelation

well sorry to say, that last post had a lot of cussing in it and that's a shame, it's so

dissappointing, especially as a taxi driver where you're constantly basically raped by

people's ugly language...... even young children nowadays constantly resort to profanity and

the tv stations constantly let slip their standards.... it's not cool to swear.... what would

be cool is if you could just not swear ever... then you'd be fonzie

ok on tv here we have the first episode of australian big brother -- benji's never been a big

fan of it, anywhere in the world.... the one in spain made benji laugh becoz they had a

disembodied voice that was meant to sound really scary and scared the contestants... whatever

today was a real revelation -- we drove to bundeena which is an appendix to sydney, only

approachable by car through the national park attached to the southern extremity of sydney....

it's also approachable by boat from cronulla beach area which is where the race riots of early

2006 played out

we drove out from auburn through the national park and then got on the ferry boat for the

short ride to cronulla -- then, all of a sudden, there was a little girl on the boat, maybe

age 11 or 12.... but her appearance was a terrible shock: she was terribly disfigured,

possibly by third degree burns or else she was born that way, terribly disfigured, her skin,

sad to say, was scaly, like a hollywood villain from a batman movie.... her face was

tremendously hideous....... her impressions on one's emotions were arresting.... what a

tragedy that such a sweet tender creature as a little 11 year old girl should appear to be

such a monster, how sad, and why would God allow this, if she was born this way? see, it's one

 thing to be some kind of tremendous freak, like the child of some of my brother's church-

goers who are a family with a normal child and another child who is 15 or so but has the body

of a 4 year old with club legs and a permanent gas mask and not sure what kind of mental

state but always laying prone in a kind of a pushable bed/pram.... being a cripple or having down syndrome or any number of abnormalities would be better than this girl's condition......... how terribly tragic for her to have to carry that burden .......

was so shocked, or taken aback, felt a strange urge to steal a glance again at this girl's appearance, she really

did seem like a scary looking witch-doctor monster creation -- that's horrible... how can an

11 year old girl live like that?... as we got off the boat, we walked behind her family, her

father or father figure exuded an air of being a good, caring, well-natured man..... she

seemed to have a mother too, the last and possibly third glance at her face revealed the only

youthful appearance about her: big, unsightly, bucked teeth... if it wasn't for those teeth,

the first two glances would have betrayed nothing about youth about her, her skin didn't look

young at all, just burnt and gnarled, like the bark of a drought stricken tree....

how that girl can carry such a heavy cross is a great mystery.... one feels in shock just

recollecting the event... and profoundly impressed....... what a human Soul needs to learn

from looking like such a monster, especially at such a young age, is again, a matter for

consideration

the writer, since leaving some californian adventure, in early 2007, occasionally, since then,

at random moments, at first while awake but sleepy, but later just generally on the cusps on

nightly sleep, until a general petering out happened so that months would pass without a 'scary image'

flashing up... but that's the gist of it; just as a professional massuist irons out the  knots

in the back, so too your subconscious mind might end up taking a days or weeks or months of

worries and generating an image that can encapsulate and completely represent your negative emotions and

cares and worries in an almighty scary witchdoctor mask of an image.....

but the apparition of this flesh and blood scary looking little girl today, makes a person's

sadistic seeming subconscious seem like a sunday walk through the park in a walt disney

movie.... no hollywood horror film maker, has made a scarier, more fiendish looking creation,

than this flesh and blood girl of the real world.......

basically, next to that little girl's problems, your problems, whatever they are, are nothing

bravo sir kobe bryant for a gallant victory over spain in the olympic basketball

NOT!!!!

hello!!! ???   see how all that recent america bashing on this blog wasn't misplaced?? no-sirree bob!

let's now resort to gutter language: f*ck you team america you dirty hijos de puta!!!

stupid americans are such lousy losers, if spain had've won that game, bet your arse they would make you fill out an extra 10 forms at the airport:

are you a terrorist? check yes or no

why or why not (50 words or less)

f*ck you kobe bryant you goddam stupid freak and f*ck all of you stupid arseholes on team america you dirty motherless sons of bitches! die motherf*ckaz!

"pero si tengo que mear, joder!"

well, to be fair, the american basketball team, when they played the australian women in the semi-finals, even when they were behind, they stayed calm and seem to have pretty strong hands so good for you (jerks ended up winning)

wow that was stupid!

watching die hard 2 - die with a vengeance probably makes the average person about 1.2893 times dumber than they already were to begin with

flicking over to fox news - you really have to feel pity for these people that they have to spend hours and hours and hours and hours, basically their entire lives discussing things like, 'which VP will romney choose?'

the answer is pretty simple: who gives a flying crap apart from the people in the little cubicle toilets on the jumbo jets?

no-one cares -- and when he makes his dumb announcement we'll all know about on AP anyway --- so why do these poor SOBs on fox news feel like they have to spend 1 week non stop talking about it and getting all excited about it.... what's wrong with fox news people???

and you too bruce whyllis, if you're reading this u dirty son of a bitch, what's wrong with you? what kind of stupid punk arse movie is die hard 2 - die with a vengeance?

you too samual jockson you stupid son of a whore (notice it's whore now and not bitch, that's coz benji's not a racist) -- why do you have to make all these stupid movies?

now watch elemer fudd go rabbit huntin' you goddam braindead moron:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxiv3CBMS4M

now the governor of virginia is yacking away live praising romney's praises --- this guy is really full  of shit though -- despite virginia being a great place -- he says his grandfather went out to america on a boat from ireland and now he's the governor of virginia so you can achieve anything in america but that's crap ---- america is a country of bitchy, whiney, snide mockers..... even if you sniff out some lamentably thin, virtually non-existent trail of love out there, you'll still have to put up with 1 million and 1 rude, disrespectful, snide, mocking, stupid people -- just look at jay leno -- a real disrespectful, ignorant dumb fat bitch if there ever was one

another laughably pathetic thing about america is their pathetic subscription to some pathetic christian beliefs that some sick priests in europe cooked up centuries after the principal actors died....... that's what's interesting about romney running for president: he's a mormon -- that's a bold step away from the pathetic christianity americans fatly subscribe to in deference to their own constitution which separates it -- bunch of ignorant supersticious moslem demonizers

you're not gonna go anywhere in america, believe it, you won't even be able to get a visa to get there, you'll have to ride on some cargo ship from china with a boatload of fukkien-ese chinese.......... then you'll spend 100k sending your kids to their scumbag universities over there full of rapists and alcoholics and drug addicts

the only honorable people you'll find in america are on the streets --- talking to rats about the martian people and shaking a cup for spare change --- and they're all crazy anyway

now romney's yackin' on after the irish/european-gened guy left the stage........ mormon boy romney's on stage..... telling us how shit their immigration system is over there and how dumb their universities are that cost 100k for some turd-arse education to leave kids unemployed

your entire shithole nation is going down the tube romney!!!!! benji laughs at you!!! die!!!! ha ha ha ha ha

now romney's VP choice is yacking away --- it was a good choice of location to do their whole gay shindig -- let's see what ryan says:.... waiting, waiting.... cricket sounds.... cricket sounds... waiting..... WOW! actually this paul ryan guy is pretty awesome.... he should be a personal trainer, we need this guy telling us to do some star jumps and calesthenics, etc, he's firm and strong sounding but in a reassuring way -- not at all mean --- man we get what you're saying, can u just start telling us to do star jumps now so we can all lose some weight....??? please man

from rated g to rated r

ok me and wifey were gonna go see murphy my bff but then it turned out the 25 minutes benji spent cleaning the bathroom, while sick, with some soap scum cleaner from L.A. wasn't good enough for wifey so another fight ensued... that's no fun arguing with a pregnant woman........ and it's no fun being told you're lazy and to go to work when you're totally sick with tonsillitis and on anti-biotics

that's why reality sux and modern folks just retreat to separate rooms and separate tvs to watch their little tvs in tv land like soulless zombies

here's what we had:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808510/   the tooth fairy - rated g

shmaltzy crap that only californians could come up with.... surprisingly watchable -- with the only flaws being the teenage kid's guitar performance at end of movie + audience response to that........   100% cheesy crap

with californians this pathetically shmaltzy, and russians being so mean, you'd have to think that breeding the two races would produce something better.......  watching this schmaltzy crap makes you think americans are genetically flawed in a very, very grave way due to getting their genes from europe

flicking through channels revealed that old brad pitt movie 'meet joe black' -- seeing only 2 seconds of it, you ask yourself, 'how can the makers even justify that?' and 'what's wrong with those people that they would make such a stupid movie.'......... californians are weird people

next we with 'die hard with a vengeance' - samual jackson and bruce whyllis..... just a ton of peppy snappy talk... 'nothing wrong with him a shower wouldn't cure.' ......... bla bla bla..... rated r language...... probably just gonna continue watching it like a failed human.... probably should just study to be a doctor or do something useful with free time like murphy's sister

news from Spain!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1870479/

hey how long has it been on this blog since covering news from Spain???? forever, right? at least a few months... well that's right, we only watched some today and apart from that about 1 week ago which had been recorded about half a year ago........

link above is to some new tv show from america called 'the newsroom' which will probably be pathetic

speaking of pathetic (Spain) and news (tve) - here's a question:  does spain's national government owned tv channel, tve, choose their female anchors by having them brought down to the sotano (basement) on the ascensor (elevator) and then brought to some old fulano (dude) in a wheelchair who is aged 115 and drop their briches for him?

well just saw a great national geographic channel documentary on optical illusions and then journey to spain in benji's mind to see how spain looks to benji, the ossie spaniard......

first of all: getting into sync with the language, gla gla gla, bank has to pay this, bank has to pay that.... brain is questioning:  why are you crossing all your little gay catholic t's and dotting all your little gay catholic i's loser and missing the big reality: 25-50% unemployment! you're screwed!

then, the mind digs an image from the bible (the simpsons) -- you know that episode where bart (child of the patria - in this case benji)_ and homer (the patria/fatherland - in this case spain) and you see bart just beating the crap out of homer in the boxing game and telling him what a pathetic loser he is!

welcome to benji's brain!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR5fMGXJqoY    (bart beating homer in boxing)

just like the very first simpsons episodes look somehow from the 1980s, so too, basically everything the spanish tv people throw on the tv looks from the 80s -- it isn't until some guy appears in brixton in london in the jamaican part of london to talk about bolt do they look close to 2012

no matter 2012 isn't much special anyway -- the 1980s are fine

okay here's what good about spain's pathetic rottenness:  it's an interesting viewpoint onto syria/iran/russia in the news

eg., they covered: conference in iran + some islamic cult house in russia + some fighting in syria.... they do seem pretty impartial these sons of bitches!

carry on!

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Vibrator giveaway told to shut down after New York crowds line up for 10,000 sex toys

By The Associated Press | Associated Press – Thu, Aug 9, 2012

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NEW YORK, N.Y. - A vibrator giveaway that attracted long lines for 10,000 free sex toys came to an abrupt end when New York City told the promoters to pack it up.

The Trojan condom company set up "Pleasure Carts" on Wednesday in two Manhattan neighbourhoods. Nearly 300 people had lined up at each of the hot dog-style carts.

According to the New York Post newspaper, a city representative told the promoters to shut down because of crowds.

One of those on line, Melody Henry, grumbled that Mayor Michael Bloomberg "doesn't want anyone to have fun."

The city says the promotional event could resume at a later date with proper permits.