benji tv review

hi fellow tv watching losers -- why aren't you going for a jog you obese sons of bitches?

here's benji's tv wrap up:

the view versus the talk

the view has competition..... 'the talk'

here's a quiz developed by benji regarding 'the view' and 'the talk'


1)  arrange the following 'view' and 'talk' audience priorities from most important to least important for the female demographic aged 29-39

a) having enjoyable sex and good orgasms
b) eating heartily and or healthily
c) people magazine
d) making sure my teenage kids have the best possible relationship with their biological father

(answer: a,b,c,d)

2) according to 'view' and 'talk' audiences, which of the following are not acceptable behaviors when not part of coitus:

a) being a total moron
b) being a moron
c) being moronic
d) domestic violence

(answer: d)

3) according to 'view' and 'talk' audiences, which of the following behaviors is NOT ok for young people:

a) treating your body like a trash compactor system for illicit drugs and drugs in general
b) being a massive slut
c) being a chronic alcoholic
d) playing chess

(answer: d)

4) according to the 'view' and 'talk' audiences, happiness is:

a) being a moron
b) being a complete and utter moron
c) being a thorough maxi mus ignoramus
d) being an airhead that espouses the notion 'ignorance is bliss'

(answer: all of the above)