random stuff

Aretha Franklin


Noun 1. Tartuffe - a hypocrite who pretends to religious piety (after the protagonist in a play by Moliere)
Tartufe
dissembler, dissimulator, hypocrite, phoney, phony, pretender - a person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives



According to Nietzsche, English people were boring plodders -- very practical -- but very boring and plodding --- eminently guilty of moral tartufferie............

food for thought:

can't sounds the same as cunt in british english, along with 'lust' and 'last'

's tough / stuff / staff all sound the same

's crewed (like the spaceship in Avatar) 's screwed (ruined/no good)


add a speech impediment and 'th' words become 'f' words to the subconcious -

eg., fought = thought and without the speech impediment are very similar

in australia the british english is so bastardized that 'beers' sounds like 'biz' (short for business).........

in american english where the british tartuffic can't sounds like cunt and lust sounds like lust (etc) has been ditched (presumably by the Puritan settlers -- also english people to a large extent)........ nevertheless english remains an enigmatic language (possibly created intentionally like that to a large extent by the writer of the shakespeare plays) with double and triple wordplays in many sentences playing out:

here's example one million and twenty five:

i haven't got a fucking cent?

(you haven't got a fucking Scent???? (hello)

Moor sounds like more........... how many homynyms can you find?

michel angelo's Lust Judgement

nasa

what a surprise recently to meet two young women from that south-east asian country recently spanked by a hurricane: syam - the one that is still a military dictatorship -- the most surprising thing about the two women were that they were american educated as the military junta allows an american school there and that their father worked for nasa in mariland before returning to syam to live there

crazy

listening to crime mob -- i'll beat yo azz.... just found some email written in french offering to pay me some money to run some (presumably french) advert on my blog......... tried checking out my homeboy drew's yummy taters blog what ben follows to see if there's some way to ask drew if he got the same offer....... but seems not possible..........

well my blog certainly has repeating themes which would probably seem repetitive:

i) allusions to magic: atlantis, lemuria, tolkien silmarillion -- fairy tales....

ii) cynicism, disgust with the world

iii) childish nonsensical words (glooby, flooby) etc

iv) violence

v) celebrity culture

vi) climate change death-nelling

as a taxi driver --- it's like 48 hours a week driving....... got 2 make some proper real cds to listen to real music like crime mob -- beat yo azz

addendum to mission outline stated below:

if you sing, 'ploopy nookey nooks' while carrying out your 2nd phase mission you will receive 20,000 bonus points! (equivalent to one mcdonald's cheeseburger!!!)

you have been chosen

for a time crisis or battle royale!!!! yes you!!!

have u heard of darwin's theory of survival of the fittest that stipulates
that all humans want to survive??? well it's not true, what they really want
is to VENT THEIR STRENGTH (along with all other creations) -- not just SURVIVE.

you have been chosen to carry out the following mission:

1) find as many practicing homosexuals that have butt-humped at least 200 men and find the same amount of male bbc reporters (british broadcasting corporation) -- female bbc reporters are acceptable............

now without worrying whether the bbc reporters and practicing homosexuals (homosexuals may also be female) answered the question:

find out what percantage would rather have a sexual encounter of any description (not only of the bill clinton kind) with jessica simpson, and which remaining percentage would choose to have a sexual encounter with iran's leader akma-dinner-jihad

the first part of your mission is complete --- have at least 15 respondents from either group (bbc or homos)

2) find as many potential female american born blonde terrorists as you can before the FBI arrests them, start with your neighbours.......... try to sway them by getting them to watch nickelodeon kids channel reruns from 2004: do it now!

you have been chosen! you are special!

london calling

greetings and salutations to all comers.......




well, what a great little holiday........ two days and nights away in a luxury hotel..... spa, sauna, heated swimming pool, gym with running machines, etc........ just a swell time --- up in the mountains......... with wintertime approaching and all...... can't really say it's good to be home......... just feeling like a cockroach that has been placed in a scientific lab-rat maze experimental maze so as to stumble forward on my unusual knees and ankle bones to prove some colossal bio-chemical experiment to the Gods.............

so let's look at jessica simpson, ain't she lookin sicca than eva??? d-lish --- had me singing roxette's 'she's got the look' and doing my buffalo bill routine hiding my testicles behind my thighs all morning..............

anyhoo, moving on........... who the hell in the pentagon was it that leaked those shoot-em-up apache helicopter innocent streetwalkers with cameras images.........

no multi-millionaire celebrities have died recently that we can recall ---- except for brittany murphy --- how is it that she died??????

well, since my last blog, i have quit smoking cigarrettes, once and for all times sake i'd reckon, but don't think that that has affected my jaded, cynical viewpoint of the world............ it's more a jaded cynical viewpoint of humanity --- not really of God........ after all, i have the free will to go and live in Los Angeles california, smoke ganja, drink alcohol, party and try to get into numerous starlets' pants (their pants, literally, not bed them!)........ but if Beelzebub were to offer me a chance to light a wick that would blow up the entire planet would i do it? say goodbye to hollywood mama, you know i would............

moving on...... we all know we can nickname people, including after famous personages from history, here are some famous historical characters that you can nickname your friends after:

thomas jefferson, goebbels hitler himmler and eva braun, jung and freud, genghis khan, etc, etc, etc ad infinitum......... oh yeah, and the Blessed Virgin (Mary).... well and Jesus too if u like ....... so you see, the list is as long as your imagination is and your list of friends to name and your knowledge of famous characters..........

am i looking forward to ironing my taxi uniform today? hell no- --- turns out i'll be working a thursday shift as i took tuesday and wednesday off as holidays........