a recent movement in the direction-less rabble of the 6 billion

amongst the 6 billion direction-less rabble -- it is generally understood amongst the americans that they are the greatest, amongst each of the europeans that they, in particular, are the greatest, and generally that the asians and africans and indonesians, etc are inhuman monsters or savages shaking trees for bananas.........

hence amongst those that consider themselves the forerunners of humanity -- and most especially amongst the americans -- amongst the intelligentsia class that snorts the most cocaine from colombia --- a new movement amongst the direction rabble of 6 billion has begun: from the journalists of america, the Associated Press, no less, a glorious movement to encounter the evil Catholic Church, that wretched and disgusting maggot that seeks to embed itself in the intestines of health and rot everywhere........ the Church of Rot.......

the Associated Press, realizing they were no match for the black magical sheer Power of the Pope and his paedophilic priests, even when they tried to portray them as HUMANS, AS MEN, confused, vulnerable - mistaken......... although they succeeded for a few days at a time .... the powers of darkness mustered by the Black Priesthood of Evil run in black shadows by invisible Jesuits behind the scenes beyond the gaze (gays) of the good cocaine snorting journalists, finally, their coffee and cocaine would be used for a challenge that would truly capitalize on the nutritious benefits of such............

as said, the Media had mets it match and could no longer carry on without reinforcements -- they came in the form of washed up heavy metal stars: Slayer, Sabbath, Black Death, Naughty Priest, Judas Priest, Metallica --- later on the musicians became less black and menacing in their guise (guys) and ended up being pop rocky types like Blink 182 -- they assembled themselves before the gates of Vatican city with blonde airheaded models whose diet consisted only of cocaine and champagne and hence a lot less solid foodstuffs as compared to the Associated Press..........

TO BE CONTINUED.

learning chinese with benji

learning french with benji

what would happen if i had to fill in for that cock-suckin' idiot, david letterman:

insert sound byte: NOW HERE'S DAVE............

me: thanks for watching everybody, welcome back, did you buy some beef jerky?????

(canned laughter)

i would look at paul, then paul would say:

don't look at me dave

me: i'm not dave........... how was that 2010? i've just turned 105 and it's 2040 and there are no more animals left in the world -- the last one expired yesterday (drumroll/drumbeat for punchline joke/all animals on earth are now extinct)......... but when we look back on 2010 -- what a doozy, that was my shlut year paul

(cut to paul with his hands close together)

paul; (timidly, as always) -- your one and only fucken shlut year

me: yep, that was the year i showed the world i like to fuck around and ain't no-one gonna put me out of business for doing it

paul: damn straight

me: and now ladies and gentlemen, tonite's top ten unlikely immigrant parents of u.s. presidents: number 10, bozwa umbuko --- a giraffe hunter from zanzibar that accidentally migrated to america when the container ship he was working on off the coast of africa was hijacked by pirates

(canned laughter / drumbeat/drumroll for punchline effect)

number 9: chong chee won from china:..........

how to sexually arouse and by turns, confuse, russell crowe

1st -- like many true blue ossies.... russell crowe will immediately become highly aroused by seeing a man touch a (wooden) cricket bat


then

to confuse him, present him with an insect of the cricket variety --- and then a bat (of the black flying variety)

that is the best tune you will get out of russell crowe

farthermore --- i shit on ridley scott's dead -- or in spanish: me cago en los putos muertos de ridley scott (his WHORISH dead)

black power

Syri-runner quiz

To see this movie you need to be ready for a good:

a) gaze

b) gay's

c) gays'


Your best friend might just prefer, instead of watching Syri-runner with you that you:

a) tie them down and take a runner shit on their chest

b) tie them down and take a heavy steaming solid dump on their chest

c) tie them down and do a semi-solid, semi-runner poop on their chest

of mice and dildos

well, if you've been following this blog -- you would have noticed my comments on George Clooney --- last night i did something i never thought i'd do -- watch a George Clooney movie --- Syrirunner -- this movie is called Syrirunner after the runner style of poop that is mostly liquid and can trickle down your leg in liquid form........ to be honest, i'm sceptical of Matt Damon and his CIA James bond mao-vies too.... from memory, team america by the south park drug addicted Mohammed-haters has an excellent little sound byte where a pseudo-retarded voice now and then says: 'Matt Damon' --- need we say more?

Here's the low down critique on Syri-runner --- storyline is of the DISJOINTED PASTICHE variety where various stories do not really tie in with eachother so much as echo the socio-political issues the movie explores............ if you love cliches this is a movie for you....... it's definitely watch-able --- but don't question that it is crap.............. you're 100 times better off watching Avatar on the big screen with goggles.........

if it were possible to make a sequel to this movie, the first thing to do would be to get all of the cocaine snorting drug addicted moralizing cast and crew and have them lie down in a desert and then some fresh new actors to play their kidnappers and tormentors and have them rifle-butt the former in the head --- and have some nice classical music and a running commentary in subtitles of what is going on and why (because the first movie sucked)..........

the final analysis, and in an word or two: completely gay.


movie-ing on to the idiots of south park......... recently the two narcomat jokers decided to touch mohammed? but why? why get socio-political like that? why not just make an episode showing the non-americans of the world something we or they would like to see: how football is played....... that's something south park can do...... we don't care if after they make an episode teaching us about american culture (football) if they go and smoke some afghani ganja or recommend to their friends where the best afghani heroin can be bought ........... the entire world and the entire muslim world would be tickled pink by this notion -- they could even use the device of an exchange student from afghanistan learning how to play --- wouldn't that be a hoot and a holler --- they could even use this device to criticize the taliban........ but no, instead, these heavy metal 80s rockers had to go ahead and make it about mohammed......... way to stir the pot guise!

touching finally on Matt Damon and CIA genre movies.......... a fact you, the reader, may not be aware of is that Matt Damon and all the actors that play CIA agents in the movies as well as the real CIA agents that love all these movies normally sign a contract before they start gushing about the actors and movies they love (in the case of govt. workers/military people/CIA etc) or about the latter (in the case of the actors themselves) -- in all these circumstances, from a legal standpoint, the aforementioned folks normally voluntarity sign a waiver or writ admitting that they fuck dogs -- whether they do or no