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ask cocksucking shit eating cock whore son of a bitch Jimmy Kimmel from ABC's late nite line up his favorite 80s movie and while sipping on tequila and sucking a cuban cigar and toe tapping to music by los lobos, he'll tell u credit card company American Express said the answer is 'the Wanderers'... In fact, 'the Wanderers' was remade in 2022 to be a post climate gate retro-chic action drama with an
environmentalist climate disaster twist... The final brawl scene is reprised by hundreds and hundreds of 'burners' instead of ducky boys...the burners are anxious to burn co2 a plenty like dennis leary... The charles bronson lookalike and terra and the other wanderers grab what weapons they can and go at it against the burners...

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go to any prison or home for the criminally insane and you'll see that gangbangers, thugs, crips and bloods all love movies........ anyone that loves metallica songs about runaway freight trains or action movies in general would enjoy watching the latest denzel washington movie, 'unstoppable' about a runaway freight train...... the only off-color moment in this 90 minute adventure feast of runaway train action -- the first we have seen since 'Silver Streak' with Richard Pryor and the white girl with curly hair around 1980, is when the helicopter borne marine hits the runaway train in a bad way, trying to board it, and presumably dies, someone in a control room watches and says, 'that's a no go'.... this movie is also great as you can watch Fox News in it without seeing any lawyers on screen.......... as a matter of fact, if you have seen the 6-hour-long epic, the Right Stuff, about the American astronaut program with Chuck Yager and all that, you start thinking, how come i cannot watch any action movies that run for 5 hours? eg., in a DVD box set.......... i would have happily watched the cast of this flick trying to stop that runaway train for 5 hours instead of only one and a half.......... the only really losing moment of this film comes at the end when the corporate bitch-arse powers-that-were opted for the homosexual dick-sucking handing out medals gay-arse backslapping sickening shit at the end that makes u just want to hit your wife and feel bad about it later........ this movie should have ended with whiteboy stopping the train, everyone cheering and then the train, now fully-stopped exploding unexpectedly and in such a way that the scene fades to black making you wonder who died and who survived at the end and thinking, gee what a pity the train exploded after all that effort.......... the film-makers really dropped the ball at the end of the movie like that but anyway -- you still get 90 minutes of solid runaway train action that you haven't seen since 1980's (or 1979's) Silver Streak.

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the next thing at nate dogg's 'hipsters' school for the criminally insane' is that the Tibetan handed out beans to Gates and Brickell and invited an airport security guy from Ben Gurion airport in Jerusalem as well as an American Homeland Security airport screener -- both entered the classroom and menacingly placed plastic gloves on their hands -- the hidden and menacing implication was that with the gloves on and the stern uniforms, they would perform an anal cavity search -- perhaps out of a perverted sense of frivolity -- the prison inmates were certainly wary of this....

the Tibetan guy gave them beans too and one by one, the four toss off beans instead of scooby snacks to Nate Dogg.... 'ok,' said the Tibetan, 'same deal as before, bean lands in Nate Dogg's mouth press the green button, no catch, press the red...'

this continued a while until the Tibetan asked, 'who has bean in Nate Dogg the most homies?'

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after a few minutes of this, which was a lot of fun for all involved, one student, an extortionist/blackmailing/confidence-trickster by trade, had a serious question and posed it thus:

'but sir,' said he, addressing the Tibetan Buddhist class instructor, 'i do recall one time in Louisiana eating dog, it was a case of IN and ATE and DOG.'

The Tibetan Buddhist turned on his heel and raised his forefinger on a crooked elbow dramatically and pointed at the dog-eater... 'excellent!' he said, 'and it doesn't matter where you ate dog -- it could have been in Timbuctoo! the important thing is that you ate dog.

By now everyone was getting confused, was he saying the guy ate dog or was he saying the guy ate whatever and then calling him dog familiarly afterwards....

'The point is,' said the Tibetan, 'the Truth is the Law which is not man-made and inalterable, its manifestation make take different forms.'

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbMXddWSBO8


at some point at Nate Dogg's 'hipsters school for the criminally insane' - classes had to touch on Tibetan Buddhism and subatomic particles and the principle of mind over matter... in order for the criminal students, who were all big Star Wars fans and ready to absorb ideas like midi-clorians and jedi skills, to grasp a key concept, Nate Dogg invited Texan crooner, Eddie Brickell and her record-label producer, software guru Bill Gates to present in a class run by a Tibetan Buddhist.....

'look,' said the Tibetan Buddist of the Sakya-muni school -- 'the concept is simple, yet difficult to master... watch...' and so saying, the Tibetan Buddhist had Brickell and Gates toss scooby-snacks at Nate Dogg for him to catch in his mouth in mid-air, 'press the green button on your table for yes, the red button for no, now each time Nate Dogg catches a scooby-snack in his mouth, press the green button labelled 'In-Nate Dogg' and if Nate Dogg fails to catch the scooby-snack, press the red button labelled 'Not In-Nate Dogg'.............

as Brickell and Gates threw off a number of scooby-snacks for Nate Dogg to catch, the Tibetan Buddist walked the aisles of the classroom gently murmuring,

In-Nate Dogg, Not-In Nate Dogg, Innate Dog, Not Innate Dog...... it should be kept in mind that the criminals were accustomed to refer to eachother casually as 'dog' just as the Russians called eachother 'comrade', the australians and english 'mate', and the mexicans 'primo' and so on and so forth

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at 'hipsters school for the criminally insane'... A big part of the syllabus was recognizing one's own pattern of behavior, reasoning, motivations and etc.. So a lot of the classes would focus on executing various crimes... These were things the ppl learnt in prisons anyway...

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earlier in this retarded blog reese witherspoon fixed on marrying her beau nate homey dogg or nate dogg for short... However..as it has since come out she chose some other mate for herself or else nate dogg dumped her coldly... Nate dogg went on to work as a teacher at the 'hipsters school for the criminally insane'... The premise of the school was that with the new climate change era at hand, militaries, militias and police forces would find prison populations occassionally dangerously out of control due to sudden catastrophes... This added spurt of 11 secret herbs and spices to the societal mix meant that prisons would have to reform and heal instead of merely punish... A cottage industry of private companies competing for govt. Tenders meant that players like nate dogg came out of the woodwork with their homespun reform measures... Nate dogg was once a rapper but w. Xmas over the wrappers were in the trash...nate dogg..like vanilla ice..was a one hit wonder who never captured prized neurons in the populous' subconcious the way vanilla ice did... Nevertheless, to he surprise of sociologists and criminal psychologists everywhere...nate dogg in his new roll of refom school master for the criminally insane was turning heads and making a name for himself