judge judy fantasy.... further caseload:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTs6oQx1WJY (britney spears... 1,2,3)

after your first initial case on Sharia Law (in Berlin, Germany), you, the Benji, find yourself with your new partner in Law... Judge Judy, in recess having a bite to eat...

'so did you ever make any trouble for your mother when you were a teenager?' you (the Benji) ask Judge Judy...

'what are you talking about? i'm human aren't i?' replies Judge Judy

'so your mother's jewish, that makes you an anti-Semite... just wanted to figure that out...' you respond

'f*ck you,' says Judge Judy and wipes her chompers with her black robe, 'let's go judge some poor bastards...'

'true dat bitch...' and the two of you step out to judge...

Case 2: the State of Upper Saxony and Silesia versus Vernhardt Ein Sternen...

you (the Benji): 'ok look i'm gonna cut this case really short... you're fucking guilty as blackest sin and you can give me that shit you were just smoking, want to go to jail?'

(to be continued)

case 1: sharia law stoning of cheating wife

judge judy: this case makes me sick... Sharia law, really makes me sick... and presiding with a judge that doesn't even know what his last name is

you (benji): if u feel sick, call a doctor, that's not me... and do u draw, write, visualize or engrave your last name -- gimme a break -- case 1: akmed mohammed acuses his wife of infidelity and wishes her to be stoned by their children

bailiff, please present the evidence.... (examines pictures) -- this evidence is damning, text messages saying: 'Dear Walid, please make love to me tonite like you did yesterday, i cannot wait to take off my Burqa for you'... and look, here are pictures of the two of them doing it in the back seat of a taxi -- there's no question.... this is damning evidence

judge judy: this is unconscionable, how can we permit this woman's children to hurl large stones at her which will break her bones, in front of the grandmother and the entire village

you (benji): the law's the law, take another look at those pictures, does that look like 20 chinese men in the galley of a junk ship throwing dice while they stand around in a circle with their left foot on the person's right shoulder next to them while they jerk off in unison?

CATCHING up on daytime TV (non-cable variety)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4&ob=av3e (eye of tiger -- original version)

feel like frittering some time away? accumulating money can wait for a different day? perhaps you've had enough of do-gooding 'helping others' since it always backfires in your face?

and you've got no cable???

sure we can see you nodding stupidly, you're drooling all over the floor numbskull! close your mouth up, that's better

now you know if you have testicles (permanently attached to your own body) that watching THE VIEW will cause you to want to stab yourself after trying on pink boots and rubbing your nipples and fantacizing about a sex-change operation --- so don't watch it! too much estrogen buddy, stay away from those crazy broads

Dr Phil, yes, Dr. Oz, not as good as Dr. Phil but what can u do? you got it buddy, JUDGE JUDY! mmm Judge Judy, now you can open your mouth to drool dummy!

you can just see it now... insert waving screen effect and harp music like in brady bunch episodes where they do flash backs.....

you and Judge Judy are doing a special from Berlin, Germany, the entire world watches as the two of you sit on the bench, resplendent in your black robes.... you get to judge moslems and western crusaders, Judge Judy is shut down by your expansive knowledge of Sharia law.... you get to over-ride here and permit stonings...........mmmmm Judge Judy......

returning to the topic of my brother

NOTE: ALL VISITORS TO AUSTRALIA WILL BE ADVISED THAT UPPER BODY APPAREL 'SWEATERS' ARE KNOWN AS 'JUMPERS' IN THE LOCAL VERNACULAR -- NOW YOU KNOW


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HppiPzObQE&feature=fvsr (lee harding: eye of the tiger)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmEZs_Kcms (green day: american idiot)

well, as mentioned... me and my bro (joseph stalin) have been catching up mightily of late --- and this is a great way to avoid the stain (my father in law from communist russia - and not even a real russian, mind you) and the stain's presence in my own personal home... which it seems like a good idea to abandon soon, once and for all, for all time's sake

so what can you do when you kick it with uncle joe? play chess man, he's great at it... he almost always wins, but sometimes rarely you can beat him... watch Waltons re-runs... avoid too many debates about Christianity (he believes in Eternal Damnation: God will torture particular Souls in an afterlife eternally, neverendingly, without pauses or respites (presumably, i added, because he'd get a sick perverse kick out of it -- non-merciful sicko -- that's my bro's God)........ anyway, let's not judge our brothers' God(s).......

he also likes Hell's Kitchen... never did like that show much, but couldn't believe how much the Gordon Ramsay liked some Basque cook in London, God he liked that woman! normally it's like he hates everyone! good thing he wasn't bossing me around and hurling insults at me -- would have gotten a punch in the head for it!

went to church with my bro -- only 2nd time -- first time was such a long time ago -- cannot even remember when -- same building -- different time... they're some kind of 'Assembly of God' church -- like born-agains -- their worshipping seemed sincere and humble -- mostly singing -- with an electric guitar/singer/sing-along and basic drum kit.... a lot of 'i love you Jesus'

the only thing that sucked was the 'missionaries will "save" Souls in Cambodia' just by vacationing there and handing out some bibles (?!) -- can you imagine a caucasian being more spiritually evolved than an asian (if so, more than 0.5% of them?)... so if asians are more spiritually evolved, at a higher plateau, how can some caucasian moron 'save' them? my only criticism of my bro's church, apart from that, their worship seemed sincere and humble enough

in the bible Paul mentions 'mysteries' and that it's given to some and not others to know them..... but they're out there for the learning... and if you want them, you can have them.... learn them now fool!

http://www.rosicrucian.org/

donna fargo

isn't this a touching song? makes you want to cry (the funny face song)... it's so touching

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESBDXvOFRCc&feature=related (donna fargo) - funny face

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0267305/bio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMXAMR28nq0&feature=related (donna fargo - happiest girl...)


it's hard to know how to get into country music --- there's alot of good stuff out there, no doubt... but if you don't know where to start

you know how it is, you don't have a country background... you've heard some great country music but don't have a clue how to indulge your interest... all you can think of is that scene from the blues brothers where they have to sing 'rawhide' to keep the people happy

(watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5N35kQAPv0 )

and speaking of great american tv

while spending more time than usual lately with my bro who i have affectionately nicknamed joseph stalin (forever and ever - and by the way, he thinks Putin's a 'dickhead').... fox news is foregone for the Waltons re-runs.... do not dismissively dismiss watching a re-run of this show so easily... in fact, your homework is to immediately watch some Waltons, preferably an entire episode, not just 2 minutes on youtube.... 2 minutes isn't enough, a nuclear bomb can destroy an entire metropolis of 5 million in 2 minutes, but it's not enough to watch an entire Waltons episode, so please, an entire episode.... class dismissed

and the winner is....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daen4mBHzXc (donna fargo; superman)

and now morgan freeman will announce, in his intriguing voice that could get you to eat your own turds before suddenly spitting them out after the putrid taste hits your mouth.... the winner for the greatest tv producing nation in the world of all times sake forever and ever:

you guessed it! it's America! THAT'S RIGHT! the US of A

here's (yet) another great american show: (big bang theory) -- so entertaining... just wonderful... you should go watch it now! if you're in china you can get the entire 4 or 5 years episodes in a box set for only $5! -- just ask your buddies in china to fly you a box set home soon! you won't regret it! this show is worthy of a BOX SET

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0898266/

now while america has been making great tv (and also barbara walters*), the rest of the world has been busy too, making crap! here's an example of what it looks like:

(worker and parasite from 'the simpsons' - itchy and scratchy were not available)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyxYdj9dGcI

take a bow america, you've earnt it! everybody else can carry on making 'worker and parasite' episodes

that's is all!!!!!!!

* this is meant as: american has been making barbara walters - as well as great tv --- and NOT meant to imply that barbara walters has been making great tv (she hasn't been) -- we can pray for her