http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4&ob=av3e (eye of tiger -- original version)
feel like frittering some time away? accumulating money can wait for a different day? perhaps you've had enough of do-gooding 'helping others' since it always backfires in your face?
and you've got no cable???
sure we can see you nodding stupidly, you're drooling all over the floor numbskull! close your mouth up, that's better
now you know if you have testicles (permanently attached to your own body) that watching THE VIEW will cause you to want to stab yourself after trying on pink boots and rubbing your nipples and fantacizing about a sex-change operation --- so don't watch it! too much estrogen buddy, stay away from those crazy broads
Dr Phil, yes, Dr. Oz, not as good as Dr. Phil but what can u do? you got it buddy, JUDGE JUDY! mmm Judge Judy, now you can open your mouth to drool dummy!
you can just see it now... insert waving screen effect and harp music like in brady bunch episodes where they do flash backs.....
you and Judge Judy are doing a special from Berlin, Germany, the entire world watches as the two of you sit on the bench, resplendent in your black robes.... you get to judge moslems and western crusaders, Judge Judy is shut down by your expansive knowledge of Sharia law.... you get to over-ride here and permit stonings...........mmmmm Judge Judy......
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