judge judy: this case makes me sick... Sharia law, really makes me sick... and presiding with a judge that doesn't even know what his last name is
you (benji): if u feel sick, call a doctor, that's not me... and do u draw, write, visualize or engrave your last name -- gimme a break -- case 1: akmed mohammed acuses his wife of infidelity and wishes her to be stoned by their children
bailiff, please present the evidence.... (examines pictures) -- this evidence is damning, text messages saying: 'Dear Walid, please make love to me tonite like you did yesterday, i cannot wait to take off my Burqa for you'... and look, here are pictures of the two of them doing it in the back seat of a taxi -- there's no question.... this is damning evidence
judge judy: this is unconscionable, how can we permit this woman's children to hurl large stones at her which will break her bones, in front of the grandmother and the entire village
you (benji): the law's the law, take another look at those pictures, does that look like 20 chinese men in the galley of a junk ship throwing dice while they stand around in a circle with their left foot on the person's right shoulder next to them while they jerk off in unison?
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