mr president: macgyver and keifer sutherland are standing by for a conference call!!!!

we believe we can stop the oil spill in the gulf of mexico -- after all, it has been over a month now........... macgyver ?

my ideal movie: CUNT-TIME...

revisiting my ideal movie -- working project name: CUNT-TIME
revisiting my ideal movie scenario: (see 2 postings ago)

val kilmer would have mr. t as his sidekick and they would be dressed like the 2 fighters from the popular 80s arcade game double dragon -- also they would have special effects moves:

tom cruise (looking around to see only adam sandler): where r we?

val kilmer approaches out of nowhere from the darkness:

you're in an alvarez movie and the script calls for you and sandler to travel back in
time to queen victoria's england and then shrink down to nano-size like in the movie inner-space and travel around queen victoria's vagina in a mini-micro-bot .... the resulting experience will be so fearful that the two of you will turn into sissies and start butt-fucking eachother..........

angela merkel approaches kilmer with a butcher's knife and the scream of a valkyrie -- kilmer jumps into the air and does some computer assisted special effects and kicks her head off into the distance -- blood gushes from her throat and kilmer does some more deft kicks to her body until it finally crumples into a heap

mr t says: i pity da fool and kilmer and mr t high 5





cruise: what's sandler doing here?

kilmer: good question, despite being america's darling as a virtual rabbi and movie star in one, the 2 dimensional sandler will provide great comic relief

cruise: this will be a great chance to put the rumors to bed for me -- people are so jealous of me and all my money - they say i'm gay

kilmer: you're a real actor -- not like sandler who always does the same stupid shit: act retarded, punch some people in the face, act popular, never cry and never cheat on his girlfriend or act like an arsehole -- an everyman's man

cruise: popular with baby-killers and scum everywhere -- not like me -- i can cry on demand -- i'm a REAL actor

kilmer: know that Alvarez is not fooled -- he understands your psyche -- he knows that scientology for you and Travolta is just a way of dealing with the
surreal-ialities of the conditions of your fame and fortune

also note that the script calls for more butt-fucking apart from the cruise/sandler butt-fuck-coupling ..... cia agents, in the 21st century, while the two of you are de-activating queen victoria's vagina from within in the 19th century, will be butt-fucking eachother while the biggest terrorist attack in history goes down: much bigger than 9/11

mr t: i pity da fools! (and does a reverse roundhouse knocking out a german that comes along saying: deutschlander -- ich bin deutschlander

my ideal movie (continued)

all the hipsters from Hollywood and NYC and the rest of the world would be crawling around on their hands and knees pooping and eating their own and everyone else's shit -- all over Europe and Asia and everywhere-- people would spend a solid ONE HOUR EVERYDAY walking around on their hands and knees shitting and eating shit ---- this practice -- would in turn -- lead to the people spending their other 23 hours per day -- in a state of recoil or shock about their behavior -- sociologists -- philosophers -- everydaymen -- politicians -- warriors -- EVERYBODY would wonder why fight, why kill animals, why be greedy and deprive others, why act thoughtlessly of consequences, why be a slut-pig, why be an alcoholic, 1 hour of shitting and shit-eating and crawling around on one's hands and knees and shitting while walking near a beach into one's own hand and eating it............. this would really knock some sense into humanity and make it think differently...... try eating some of your own shit today -- you'll soon see what i mean!

what a real movie would look like....

if such a thing existed in this post 9/11 brave new climate change world as a 'real' movie (it doesn't)........

this is what the real movie would look like: first of all, adam sandler and tom cruise would be gay lovers in the movie -- in a relationship with eachother where they buttfuck and do real gay shit to eachother like that .......... cows would get fucked in it too -- people wouldn't need to actually watch that happen in a lot of detail but you would know it was going on ---- also, helicopters are dope as shit in all movies -- val kilmer would be dressed as a commando and carry around a pair of num-chuks and an AK and do round-house kicks all over people and then morph back into a street-fighter arcade game late at night...........

people would hunker down in a mess hall -- and literally eat shit........... other characters would nonchalantly walk around a beachside chic area like Santa Monica in LA or Bondi in Sydney or wherever in the French Riviera and slow down in their beachside Reebok pump walks to nonchalantly poop into their own hands and then eat their own shit --- THAT is entertainment

there would be a shitload of afro-americans doing back-flips on the spot and JJ from Good Times would be saying DYNOMITE a shitload of times...........

the Queen of England would get butt-fucked chronically by Fat Albert from the cartoon and she would love it...........

to be continued

psychic concepts considered scattered by the pleb

have long took solid root with army and intelligence agencies amongst the americans and also amongst the russians during the peak of soviet times.....

of course the same was always the case with the so-called mystery schools too and very possible with the catholic church and other groups....

but what no-one has studied, as yet, is the ability for the human mind to overcome electronic signals on circuit boards to manipulate computers/ computer programs/ internet connections and generally all things digital.....

with regard to knowledge, psychic or botanical -- or whatever -- it's generally understood that no-one can know everything.... humans currently are caught in a trap and a quagmire of their own making --- but what is there to say that life well more advanced on other planets is not capable to travelling faster than the speed of light -- not only psychically but also physically, as it were....

how MSNBC chooses it's low end anchors

crack whores in LA jerk them off - the ones that hold onto their load of cum the longest get the JOB

cnn has become a perpetual moan or whimper (not even a 'cry') for help

that much would be pretty darn obvious to anyone that had a basic understanding that we are entering an age where the moron while triumph......... where, for the sake of PLOOPSY, Truth, Beauty, Health, Vigor, Love, Light and Happiness are overcrowded and outmanouvered by the endless, bottomless pitt, neverending ABYSS of DESIRE TO EAT SHIT....... well might generations tens of thousands of years from now refer to this flash, this blink, this milisecond of a ten-millenia period that we are embarking on as the time of the turd-eaters............

however such is not obvious to most people --- nevertheless, if you are incapable of watching CNN and not seeing a constant whimper, a murmur, a half-hearted, timid whimpering for help (like a patient in a hospital covered in bandages and plaster of Paris) ........ the the Atlanta-based CNN so willingly entered the quagmire, the pigpen, the den of pitiful ineptitude that it currently finds itself in is anyone's guess --- blame 9/11...........

but the question might arise: is TIME magazine as PATHETIC as CNN cable news channel........ at first guess the answer would be no...... TIME magazine DOES seem to show more MUSCLE...... more BACKBONE........ more BONES and BONE STRUCTURE....... as compared to the whimsical and frivolous jellyfish that CNN news channel has become with it's dickhead Wolf Blitzer and supporting cast of clowns (do they all arrive to work in the same tiny car like the circus clowns?)...........

hence, despite and due to the beefier nature of TIME magazine, we find that nevertheless, it's RAYZON-DE-ETRE, to quote a typical texan speaking french, seems to belie a CANCER --- a nervous system on the verge of COLLAPSE --- like a world trade centre half an hour after rape or impregnation from a jumbo jet and still and few moments short of collapse.......... this is the vision that TIME offers us...... an organization teetering on the edge....... a nervous system crying for clean, VIBRANT, HEALTHY WHITE BLOOD CELLS to FIGHT DISEASE --- what we find instead -- is a mish mash, a CANCER...... a slow suicide, a game of potluck -- fucking Nature up the arse and hoping with everyone else consciously or otherwise that the odds will save the individual from cancer -- that someone else will be the victim ---

hence, TIME magazine's essential Nature has become a CRY FOR HELP --- but a more muscular robust one than CNN news channel --- where CNN news channel has morphed into an animal created purely in a scientific laboratory devoid of eyeballs/spine and wings -- to see if it's possible to breed tastier and cheaper, boneless chickens......... TIME still seems capable of THROWING A PUNCH......... standing up and TAKING STOCK --- paying of its own debts, like GREECE, and BEING SOMETHING.......

only TIME will tell if it will wobble and fall for the last time under it's own rickety legs