Wednesday, June 30, 2010

posting number 117 --- like the stealth jet

hey comers--- have u heard all this hoo-ha about the russian spies caught out in america? i just 'came' (my dick was in my pants and not-active) across an article by a former cia agent who is now TIME magazine's number 1 intelligence guy...... now if you haven't read my opinions of TIME magazine --- go back and read them --- basically --- they are to journalism what wayward catholic priests are to paedophilia --- so i don't have a high opinion of TIME magazine, nor CNN....... anyhoo..... this intelligence writer for TIME seems to be a real moron:

Wouldn't it have been a lot cheaper for Moscow to open an Amazon account and start buying up memoirs written by former CIA operatives? Unlike in Russia, the CIA pretty much lets its operatives write what they want about its leadership, including the good and the bad.

Baer, a former Middle East CIA field officer, is TIME.com's intelligence columnist and the author of See No Evil and, most recently, The Devil We Know: Dealing with the New Iranian Superpower.

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One of the most interesting books i've ever read was actually written by former kgb agents posted in capitals around the world -- some diplomats -- some not --- intelligent people -- and russian -- so strong-willed -- they understood that leaving the kgb was only an option in a body bag.......

many intelligence officers today wonder what the culture within the new kgb - the svr is like.......

well now is your chance to find out:

svr headquarters, moscow, july 1st 2010

sofia petka hovers by the tables of fellow analysts yekaterina stolova and heidi guttenberg (a false name)


oh my god! i was at the best party this weekend!

have you heard the new lemon j song? he samples music from the crash test dummies mmm mmm song, i love that!

i would rather listen to TATU than that crap!

so what happened at that party on the weekend?

do you have the files on chechyn militant gargonov? i heard the higher ups are planning a targeted assassination.........

next instalment

so actually -- at this point in my ideal movie,

i'd want a mini-story -- inserted into it -- and completely unrelated to the generally disjointed action............

it would treat of the greatest black hip-hop song ever made --- by an unknown artist from iowa --- african american, of course.... who sampled the mmmm mmmmm song by crash test dummies and included samplings from aretha franklin music.......

the mini-story would reveal the unlikely phenomenon of the global and especially localized adoration of the unknown artist, lemon j............ all of his contemporaries, 50 cent, snoop dogg, jay z, eminem --- alicia keys....... all musicians of all genres immediately realized that there was something different and unique about lemon j's song featuring the mmmm mmmm samplings from the mmmm mmmm song by crash test dummies......... kings from middle eastern countries came to adore lemon j - with frankincense and myhrr........ only italians and a scattering of lebanese were truly able to appreciate the greatness and raw talent of lemon j's song --- and americans too ---- due to complicated reasons of genetic/racial dna........

not less than ten artists --- well known and respected in the hip hop american music commmunity including the black eyed peas and three six mafia were so moved by the beauty and sweeping themes and rhythms of lemon j's song ---- they took a vow of silence for 5 full years, as a result of their absolute and mesmerized devotion.......

some of the lyrics of lemon j's song (self-written) -- were as follows:

shiny and lovely
super-caja-frag-a-listic
atomic boom boom
flip it out -- whoo - hoo -- yee ha (with a sound bite from a texas rodeo inserted here of a bull-rider saying 'whoo hoo')

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

the next great instalment of my favorite movie: codenamed 'something to suck on'

so anyway --- here's the thing, movie adverts are always before the movie plays at the cinema -- but howabout randomly slipping one in midway thru a movie like a saliva-covered finger that invades your earhole.......

you may know there's a leonardo di caprio movie out nowadays called inception, also featuring bruce willis......... you'd easily see the trailer playing at a cinema near you --- it's marketed as non-actiony, more intelligent-like --- tens of millions of wizard americans with university degrees who have vacationed in europe would especially appreciate it's greatness: the non-overbearing non-action figure, non-GI Joe thoughtful voiceover says: 'imagine a world of dreams, an organization, that can control your dreams' --- then it cuts to leonardo di caprio shopping for dildos in a dildo store and later performing fellatio on a dildo ----- bruce willis watches on the whole scene in a surreal looking glass and a dirty wife-beater sleeveless top -- jerking off slowly in an erect (standing/not sitting) position --- with an expression on his face like the al qaeda number 2 guy in the famous mugshot with the overly large neck-hole in his own white/dirty wife-beater sleeveless top.... his name evades me now -- but you know who i mean.......


anyhoo - cut back to the movie -- the sandler/cruise scenario.............. cruise cuts it back to his own trailer in a lull in filming the victorian pussy nanobot shoot to chill and be attended to by his dopey and hot PA ---

'here's your coffee mr cruise,' she says obediently and worshipfully

'take that shit away from me -- it's not even hot!, fucking amateurs everywhere! -- i'm so far away sandler in talent -- and everyone else for that matter it's like there should be articles written about it --- i'm the frickin' prince of modern cinema! mi1, mission impossible2 --- the japanese flick with samurais --- i'm the shit! i make the rest of the world look pathetic and lame..... no wonder people are jealous of me......... jake gillanthal had to buttfuck an ossie just to get to be the 'prince of persia' -- -i didn't have to buttfuck no ossies, and the voiceovers of some of the animals in eddie murphy's dr doolittle are just stereotypical racist too' ..........

in another trailer --- mr sandler, here are your shoes and your big bird doll,

'thanks, marjie'

'you're welcome mr. sandler'.

cut to u.s. army psych ops control room, coloner whoever and major will

'okay it's like this major will, i want the first scenario you elucidated, the one where the chick from the exorcist -- linda blair's devil girl -- will start miming aretha franklin's 'bridge over troubled water' --- i want to see how that plays out on a guinea pig right now ---- have the hallucination play out in their mind and let's study it,'

'roger that colonel,' replied major will......

Monday, June 28, 2010

my ideal movie, continued

obviously a lot of shit-hot californian/new york/canadian & french and other movie producers around the world would think my ideal movie is shit-hot and would be tripping over their own feet trying to get a piece of the action --- here's where you can learn more about the principal players and their busy schedules and management agencies..........


rage against the machine
zach de la rocha:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0209371/

tom morello
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0603780/

brad wilk
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0929014/

tim commerford
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0173876/

(other) political figures
queen elizabeth 2nd
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703070/

vladimir putin
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1269884/

hugo chavez
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1382342/

val kilmer
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/

mahmoud ahmadinejad
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2258253/





as previously stated --- the main plot driven action is the rage against the machine's teams little missions....... messing with starch, seeding clouds, messing with russian dolls, etc.......... but the sub-plot if you recall, was sandler and cruise's mission to shrink down to a nano-bot --- INNER SPACE style, if you will ..... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093260/ ...... and penetrate Queen Victoria of England's vagina (in a nano-bot -- Inner Space style) --- (queen victoria -- http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703075/ )........... there mission there, not sure what it was, but maybe blast away a cancerous cyst from the fallopian tubes of queen victoria --- they get briefed 'RIGHT STUFF' style --- what a classic movie -- like 6hours long --- a must-see ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086197/ ) ....... you know when you're watching a truly homosexual hollywood movie, action genre, when the important characters are first introduced they are over glorified shmaltzy hollywood style -- eg., like when you see bruce willis teeing of a golf ball over the gulf of mexico in armageddon or independence day -- not sure which -- movies possibly made exclusively by product-testing them on audiences of severely homosexual males that only engage in sex with other males.........

anyhoo -- in this fashion -- sandler would first be introduced into the action-y part of the movie by showing us his alpha-male crunk skills by crump dancing with bloods and crips in south central LA and showing us his street skills......... alternatively, cruise would show off his manly sensibilities by leading an aerobics class at a gym in leotards ............ in an amazing display of depth -- this sub-plot will evolve to show us that the two are actually a target of u.s. military psych-ops experiments and that the idea of travelling back in time and blasting a cancerous tumor from queen victoria's vagina is only a subterfuge told to them by u.s. military psych-ops who are actually manipulating them and using them to study the human mind...... they never do meet their manipulators face-to-face --- but we see them in the movie in a control room --- with flashing screens and gismos and plenty of pseudo-sciency movie talk.....

'colonel phelps', said major will in the control room, 'we've succeeded in implanting the chips in sandler and cruise's skulls --- we're ready to proceed,'

'excellent,' replied the colonel, 'begin initial proceedings in t minus 20 seconds,'

'that's affirmative sir,' replied major will

in fact, the chips inserted into sandler and cruise's skulls by the secretive u.s. psych ops crew were intended to manipulate their brain waves by causing scary auditory and psychically/visual hallucinations and to study the two subjects reactions in certain situations --- the story about shrinking down and entering queen victoria's vagina -- travelling back in time -- was just condascending hooo-ha fed to them by their handlers masquerading as movie producers.........


stay tuned for more

continuing with my ideal movie idea

qeii -- ever the logical and practical, pragmatic english-person noted:

'there is no way we will have the resources to track down the hidden russian dolls,' she began

'man i could listen to that prim and proper accent all day long,' kilmer enthused

qeii continued, 'the world's greatest spies, james bond and mi5 and 6 will never be able to track down the missing russian dolls unless we find a way to genetically re-encode all existing bull livestock,'

'what do you mean?' asked zach de la rocha

'currently, the genetic coding of the world's population of bulls, the only true producers of bullshit, is inadequate for carrying out our mission,' the queen asserted

putin expressed interest, 'what do you have in mind?'

'we need to infuse the global chain of bulls with forcefield-f-20', the queen said

'what is forcefield-f-20,' akmadinahad mused

'lock and load!' KABOOM! -- hugo chavez just unloaded another load of buckshot into a recently manifested threat which began to scream and writhe and clutch at his gaping intestines

'check out time!' cried Akmadinajad....

my ideal movie -- continued

with no pause in the musical score --- zach de la rocha, displaying the typical

kung fu finesse found acceptable and thrilling to millions of university degree holders

the world over blocks, punches, jump-kicks, roundhouse-kicks and reverse round-house

punch-kicks a bunch of bad guys that queen elizabeth the ii has missed out on -- all

while singing his angry songs without missing a beat......... as the gritty, determined, almost thuggish beats of rage against the machine continue........ and while another cold, gurgling, coldly-blinking cod-fish bites into a worm laced with steel, a new player enters the scene, hugo chavez, with a cigar in his mouth a shotgun that he pumps with his arm out-streched by holding it mid-barrel --- texas chainsaw style --- and then delivering his trade-mark catchphrase:

'lock and load!'

to which he is always chorused by recently arriving iranian leader akmadinajad who chirrups:

'check out time!' sternly as chavez inevitably unloads a load of buckshot into any nearby victims entrails and mutters, 'this thing loaded?'

screams and whimpers of chavez's gut-bracing victims follow as they typically clutch at their painful entrails that leak guts from within.........


kilmer goes on: 'episode ii, mission i having been a success (flashback to hundreds of millions of half asian babies being swaddled and showing blue eyes and blonde hair abounding their asian facial features, mission ii involves, well, i'll leave to to akmadinajad to explain,'

akmadinadjad, nods, 'as you know, since president nixon held office, america has been the great satan, it stopped being a nation with a large population that was highly industrialized and organized and well united by cultural norms and an evenly balanced democratic government and judicial system, and mysteriously, almost overnight, possibly due to evil catholic influences or that Nixon himself was a representative of evil Sith forces'

at this mention of his evil nemesis, obi wan kenobi merely crosses himself, catholic style like a portuguese striker hoping to score goal number 7 against north korea in the world cup soccer....

akmadinajad continues, 'you know all those russian dolls? the ones where you open them and then there's another doll inside? and then another one, ad infinitum?' -- everyone nods convincingly, 'well they all mysteriously dissappeaered --- we suspect u.s. government involvement and manipulation....'

chavez piped in, 'basically, our mission is to recover the mission russian dolls -- all 20, 30, 40 or however many millions of them there were all the way around the world'

kilmer asks, 'but would those figures include the hidden 8 or 9 dolls tucked away inside each giant babushka?'

'it's irrelevant,' said obi wan kenobi, 'each doll around the world that has gone missing -- from tourist shops around the world -- especially in russia -- and doll enthusiast collections --- we have reason to suspect that secret u.s. government forces acting without the awareness of major public political figures in the united states government have implanted a secret object within the smallest, most innermost russian dolls'

'but how will we find the innermost russian babushka doll if we don't even know where any of the world's total of millions of russian babushka dolls have dissappeared to,' asked rage against the machines lead guitarist........

'we need spies, hundreds of them,' someone said

'lock and load,' said chavez, reloading his shotgun by out-stretching his arm and holding his shotgun mid-barrel and pumped a load of buckshot into a nearby victim who started screaming and pointlessly clutching at his escaping and bloody entrails

'checkout time! see ya!' said Akmadinajad

'this thing loaded?' muttered chavez

Sunday, June 27, 2010

kickin' it by the pacific listening to snoop dogg

continue with my ideal movie idea.......

val kilmer and half of rage against the machine would by drinking beers standing by a river bank with vladimir putin while he does his fishing with no shirt on for the cameras, wearing an australian digger hat

'it's so that the ladies in catalunya can see my pectoral muscles,'

zach de la rocha walks over and nods

'we help them in the spanish civil war fight against the fascists -- all of catalunya and valencia and such eastern parts'

qeii was busily engaged in kung fu fighting -- matrix style against kim jong il of korea so as to be able to admit brad pitt's dna into asia's starch supply

'starch is in everything,' obi wan kenobi observed, 'the foods we eat, the drinks we drink, controlling this major starch production factory in north korea will allow us to seed clouds and sow pitt's dna into the food supplies of all of japan and indonesia and south korea and a lot of china,'

'it makes sense,' said rage against the machine's bass player

zach de la rocha was angrily singing 'settle for nothing now, settle for nothing later', working himself into a deeply angry frenzy while watching and occasionally helping qeii in her kung fu pursuits......

vlad putin was stacking up a heap of fish which rage against the machine's drummer (not drama) was frying them over an open fire,

'nothing like cod-fish', he remarked

back from my road trip

having just seen the a-team movie -- it's time to farther develop my 'ideal movie' idea.....

the cruise/sandler scenario would sit on a back-burner....


kilmer would explain to the movers about a crack team of special operatives:

'queen elizabeth the second of windsor -- vladimir putin -- obi wan kenobi -- myself and the musical ensemble 'rage against the machine' lead a special operative group' of crack operatives called: ''the new dawn'' --- unbeknownst to mankind, elizabeth has been training since childhood in martial arts, weaponry, jujitsu and so forth --- putin's use of judo and his fishing skills and fighter pilot abilities are legendary, obi wan kenobi is the only jedi knight of the group and hence leads it, he is the only one capable of overcoming matter with jedi powers, the musical ensemble 'rage against the machine' gives the group it's gritty determined edge -- mostly thanks to zack de la rocha's mangled legs and the groups driving, pounding LA rhythms.......... last but not least, as val kilmer, any spare cocaine lying around is accounted for -- this becomes important when dealing with colombia - the nation.....'

kilmer pauses to snort a line of powder, he looks up into the camera and says,

'maybe that was just sherbert, anyhoo -- in the year 2025, the plight of mankind becomes desperately obvious in its desperateness: the population hits 10 billion including my aunt macy's twins anita and justine --- the global reserves of wood and water are hitting rockbottom despite trees and plants growing exponentially faster thanks to all the co2 in the air........... there is still plenty of oil and coal to go around and the big oil companies still continue to hide away in secret vaults their patents on water/hydrolosis technologies that would save us the need for using petroleum based products........ our crack group has come together to implement a plan -- we've kept the cia out of the loop as well as the american military --- we get our tanks, bombs, guns and nukes from the russians -- our fighting finesse is lead by lizzie and her crack squadron of world war ii vets that occasionally back her up on the rare occasions she's not up to it [cut to queen elizabeth knocking out the karate kid, bruce lee, etc] .... putin catches fish for everyone to eat and provides us with necessary props like a good drama school instructor -- we go from mission to mission -- week to week -- enacting plans --- this week, we have deemed it meet to implement a plan to introduce brad pitt's dna to a quarter of the world's population'

'all of indonesia and japan and north korea and as much of coastal china as possible should be induced with mr. pitts sperm or it's dna extracts so as to breed his dna into the local population', clips queen elizabeth in perfect english while pointing to an old-fashioned blackboard with a long stick (powerpoint is not her style).....

TO BE CONTINUED

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

hello -ello -ello -ello ----- echo!! -- -cho -cho -cho

wow bitches -- so much to blog ---- first of all -- benji is road trippin' -- praise Allah! --- it's so good to be away from 'home' --- 'home' nowadays isn't paris, france, madrid, spain, sofia, bulgaria, sedona, arizona, los angeles, californIa, nor nyc nor china nor south korea but the place i spent almost 2 thirds of my life: western sydney!.........

anyhoo -- it's great to be away --- first the old ball and chain drove out of hometown mount druitt in western sydney north north north til we got out of sydney -- almost ran out of gas and then found the most beautiful marina in a little place called 'brooklyn' just north of sydney --- i wanted to stay at the hotel right there as the marina was great ---- but as usual, the old battle-axe had her way and we drove on to 'wyong' (an aborginal name like so many in australia, you see, the english (and their homosexual buddies the irish/scottish and welsh) didn't just TAKE from the australian aborigines (gimme your land! gimme your life, your blood, your women, here, have some alcohol) -- they also memorialized them left, right and centre by maintaining their names all over the country and nation (well perhaps we can't even use that word to describe this little offshoot of british power) --- then they went ahead and invited some 'white' people of non english-irish-scottish and welsh decent to justify their actions of 150 years to the aborigines as the actions of the 'white' man...... even in-bred black ghetto trash in LA can agree with that!

anyhoo --- moving right on........... being a road trip -- it's time to watch TV! when staying at MOTELS! -- there weren't any HOTELS called MORRISON HOTEL 1 like the Doors album featuring 'Peace Frog' --- but we did find Sydney's little version of Florida -- just north of sydney actually, not far from 'wyong': 'the entrance' -- some great MOTEL action -- perhaps the best part was not having sex with the little lady (God it's great to not even think about sex or want it without being medicated or physically neutered; but if you knew my wife, you'd understand that)........ anyhoo -- i flicked on the old tele-roo ---- wifey and i don't actually have one at home and only occasional watch some news clippings/videos over an expensive internet connection --- and sometimes i'll watch my mom's tv --- only to watch FOX NEWS as i desperately wish to one day kidnap anchors Shepherds Myth and Greta van Susterenblkibikini and somodomize them unceasingly (FBI be warned!)........... anyhoo -- who else was on the boob tube but that poor old man David Letterman and his cohorts of ossie back-up dancers.............. here's something about american culture most people on this planet (the ones that just don't count) REALLY DON'T know about american culture and never got it from the movies featuring the 17 year old high school kids destined to show an entire planet of billions how humanity should act: to wit, americans are completely incapable of talking about sports without their notion: letterman (the late show compare being of course, a co-incidence in this regard, happily, the silly american muddleheads (quoting Nietzsche) think to themselves.............. what is this communist north korean notion: 'letterman' ??? is it the 1 that looks like an I on the back of a jersey in new jersey? or an arabic or 'western' 7 that looks like an L somehow? no, not really we suppose --- it's some big stupid patch that some idiot cow-eater gets in his last year of high school so that he can have his mom sew it onto his high school jacket which he can later use on a young virgin before date-raping her.............. this is 'letterman'......... hence, when you talk to an idiot american, about sports, he cannot ask you something intelligent about basketball, but instead says: did you get your letter?

go ask it the trenton police dept or tom brokaw --- letterman --- give me a break

anyway --- letterman was on tv with his ossie back-up dancers mumbling some crap written by his pothead cronies (writers)........... here's a top ten list: top ten reason letterman and his writers and ossie back up dancers resemble spineless vertebra flapping and swishing around under the (tarred and blackened by oil) oceans: number 10 -- drum-roll -- you get the idea

moving on --- orlando bloom is marrying some ossie from a town not far from where i am now on my road trip (northern nsw) -- according to the ben movie index --- orlando bloom has made only one movie: 'kingdom of heaven' which cannot have been that great as ben hasn't seen it and the poster didn't look so great over........ that was back in 2005 in police state nyc........... another backward place --- see how those two islands: ireland and the other one next to it exports backwardness across the seas.......... orlando bloom may also have played legolas in peter jackson's lord of the rings --- they were pretty good movies to be sure.......

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

eduardo the upset brazilian

eduardo riberu -- was one pissed off brazilian --- he was the original inventor of

'zumba' and then one of his friends, a colombian, stole his idea and made a ton of money from it........... eduardo went year after year keeping his secret -- with nobody to tell ......... finally he died, sad and broken and was surprised to learn that God was actually a Norwegian fjord surfer dude........... "look Eduardo," said God (at the pearly fjords) ----, "i'm spraying stain remover on my surfer shirts before i wash them and the spray-jet from the bottle looks just like jism!"

"okay God," replied Eduardo and took a look around to see what his new home in the afterlife would be like........

Monday, June 7, 2010

Jennifer Lopez (J-Lo) prepares for MTV movie awards

at Jennifer's mansion earlier in the nite:

j-lo: i am gonna be on tv dancing with tom cruise -- everyone around the world will be jealous of me and wish they were me and i will get so much ATTENTION

**** j-lo is surrounded by a stable or menagerie of helpers and go-to people or peeps**

j-lo: whose turn is it to admonish my ego-maniacal nature (j-lo looks around past her
buff black bodyguards for her psychiatrist) -- it's you monica, you're my shrink
- don't you have something to say?

monica: (clears throat) - ahem, yes, do u remember after the golden globes you were
depressed for 2 weeks -- you spent days getting ready for the big event and
then a week after it ended and you got tired of watching the press about it
and you realized that nobody loved you -- that you had no friends -- you
sank into a black depression

*** j-lo's cue was served to step-in and get her money's worth out of her helpers ***

*** she picks up an iron left theatrically and thoughtfully by her PA and strikes her
shrink with it mightily

j-lo: do you think i don't know what the 'gh' in the word 'might' are doing? do u
think i don't know the difference between might m-i-g-h-t and mite m-i-t-e ??
do you think i'm stupid ????

*** by now j-lo is shrieking above her shrink and beating her savagely as her hair-
dresser tries to save her braids and tresses from spilling ...... it's all a
part of the shrink's contract with j-lo -- she is supposed to be beaten and
cannot sue --- mariah carey switched her onto this idea after her breakdown in
2001 left her feeling unsatisfied with mental health-care -----

J-LO: i'll be dancing with tom tonight and he doesn't give a HOOT about psychiatric
medication and neither does the blonde bitch from entertainment tonight

*** by now j-lo's shrink has been beaten enough and j-lo's bodyguard's step in to
separate j-lo from her shrink --- j-lo's PA moves into the scene and looks down
on the rumpled body of j-lo's shrink (a Harvard PhD no less) ---

j-lo's PA: she just didn't know how WRONG she was jennifer -- when will her kind
EVER LEARN?

j-lo: so true darling --- now please fix me some russian cavier on my 2-inch
diameter swiss made crackers from Evyan

j-lo's PA: aye aye captain (makes a saluting motion and exeunt)

Saturday, June 5, 2010

the backwardness of australia part iii

only last year -- i applied to jobs at language schools for position of english-language teacher ---- i acquired spanish language from ZERO to FULL COMPETENCE starting at age 16 -- i am conversant in french and acquired this langauge to an intermediate level at around age 26 --- i have a basic grasp of mandarin chinese and bulgarian (a slavic language similar to russian/serbian/macedonian, etc) --- i have a strong understanding of language in general and am a capable speaker and writer......

of course, this industry, along with politics, television/ media -- is besieged by incompetent ossies of english irish welsh scottish descent and some 2% extra of mish-mash americans or whatever that pretend and make it up as they go along and hence can only sell their product to suckers and losers......... witness australian television, australian university liberal arts degrees -- australian language schools.......

the school i was at a nightmare -- one english irish scottish welsh type had it that i was a 'big fraud' --- nobody could speak any other language apart from english (of the english irish scottish welsh) types there except for one that knew a little chinese which made him an expert there........

needless to say, with so much experience (5 years) plus my knowledge of languages and the variety of my experience wasn't good enough to even secure a steady job there as i wasn't english irish scojavascript:void(0)ttish or welsh enough............

HOW BACKWARD!

hence australian media and intellectual life is thoroughly incapable of offering anything intelligent or original (apart from some pop music songs and some moron english actors) due to a crippling inability to escape the example -- the STAMP -- of british-ness as the gold standard for all reasoning ........ hence anyone that thinks different must be some kind of genital stimulator.........

BACKWARD !!!!

HOW BACKWARD!

the backwardness of australia part ii

turn on a tv or open a newspaper or listen to the radio and all you will hear are australians of english/irish/welsh/scottish descent or else americans......... no russians....... walk around the streets of australia and you can see a multitude of nationalities........ most people who visit australia for the first time are surprised by the number of asians here from thailand, vietnam, china, korea and japan...... as well as indonesia.......... very many european nationalities are present here as well as very many growing numbers of africans............

HOWEVER

the australians of english irish / scottish welsh (and cornish) descent -- who have come here via some generations in south africa or wherever --- are deeply, profoundly and seemingly eternally in love with themselves........ what they lack (considerably) in talent, they make up for in self-support and a deep love for themselves mostly based on genital stimulation and admiration of last names that are similar to the majority of americans names and PURELY BRITISH WAYS..... even the irish in australia have been wholeheartedly won over by the english -- and generally, ireland as a nation has little to offer apart from paedophile priests and a proximity to scotland......... having alluded to lack of talent being compensated for delusions of grandeur that win very many over -- witness the amazing cases of russell crowe and nicole kidman --- with some fancy names --- these english people --- who being actors, are supposed to pretend to 'know themselves' -- albeit only ocassionally .... would never admit to being english -- despite very likely being english (or else cornish or welsh or scottish or irish)....... have even convinced some nincompoops in america that they have talent ---- but anyway -- we all know what a cesspool american movie acting talent is --- along with the mass media -- the newspapers, the AP the ABCs and CNNs (snort snort white powder on your nose love -- if you know what i mean).....

here's an example of what i am talking about -- i did an internship with some of these scumbag ossies (of the irish english welsh scottish extraction) -- i outwrote seasoned journalists there at age 22 (i was 22) --- after the usual in-love-with-themselves confusion and lack of competence -- and grab the minerals from the continent and be rich backwardness --- the idiot irish scottish welsh english ossies come with: 'oh you plagiarized your work?' --- 'oh you didn't?' -- well, we don't like the way you act anyway -- now excuse us while we meditate on the MAJESTY -- the grandeur -- the splendour of queen elizabeth -- and by extension --- OF OURSELVES.......

BACKWARD SCUMBAGS!!!!!!

Friday, June 4, 2010

the backwardness of australia

one of the 'founding fathers' of america -- a samuel adams --- probably well known to americans from their high school/ elementary school studies -- is supposed to have said: you're better off being poor than being a little richer and having to lick the hands and feet of your masters in servitude............. he sure wasn't kidding......... i find myself in a similar predicament in australia -- where sadly, everyone seems to bend down to grovel before the english/ossie brute-man that pretends he isn't english......... perhaps most surprising is that no-one can even challenge americans to challenge this status quo in australia in their relationships with australians -- but probably nobody cares enough -- as if english people running the country since they arrived is good enough reason to pretend there aren't laws here against racial discrimination -- which is a common practice here anyway.........

Thursday, June 3, 2010

the lie of critical thinking -- the fraud of liberal arts degree and the universities

can you honestly consider today's mankind and not feel offended at the priests of hypocrisy that work at the universities and trumpet critical thinking? racial preference is the real driving force back of all 'critical thinking'. 'critical thinking' is the window dressing and explanation used to explain the unstated realities of racial profiling.... the same 'critical thinkers' are the very ones that are enamored with the very worst science has to offer --- and furthermore are the ones most easily beguiled by 'entertaining television'....... just ask any 'critical thinker' from a university how many hours they spend watching movies and tv shows and then ascertain what kind of alcoholic and slut they are and you realize that 'critical thinking' is the scum that rises to the top of the vat after all the hard work gets done (mostly by machines nowadays).............. this is probably why the communist chinese during the cultural revolution pushed so hard for extremist measures under mao in the 50s like making white-collar workers become farmers per-force....

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WELL, I WASN'T even going to post anything --- not even my idea of having the entire male population of the entire world be neutered and have sperm banks set up all over the world with cloned sperm from brad pitt so that all children around the world are brad pitt's biological offspring...............

(just joking) --- but then i briefly read an article about cameron diaz:

In the same interview, Diaz also spoke about her upcoming film, "The Bad Teacher," in which she stars opposite, former boyfriend Justin Timberlake.

Asked about her part in the comedy, Cameron says she plays "a very, very bad gold digger" looking to fund a boob job. "I'm having the best time playing her," she says. Her character "doesn't give a s*** about anyone but herself. I'm sure we'll offend everyone with it, which is great."

cameron and timberlake in a movie together should be taken as a symbol of failure -- remember when kate couric was talking about the world trade centres being symbols of american enterprise........ well diaz and timberlake in a movie together should definitely be taken as a symbol of failure --- also diaz is not spanish and does not even understand POLLADAS -- so why the spanish name?

do not go out and spay all the men around you carrying sperm in their testicles so that the new world order can make brad pitt the father of ALL of future mankind's offspring -- it was just KIDDING you big galoot!