the next great instalment of my favorite movie: codenamed 'something to suck on'

so anyway --- here's the thing, movie adverts are always before the movie plays at the cinema -- but howabout randomly slipping one in midway thru a movie like a saliva-covered finger that invades your earhole.......

you may know there's a leonardo di caprio movie out nowadays called inception, also featuring bruce willis......... you'd easily see the trailer playing at a cinema near you --- it's marketed as non-actiony, more intelligent-like --- tens of millions of wizard americans with university degrees who have vacationed in europe would especially appreciate it's greatness: the non-overbearing non-action figure, non-GI Joe thoughtful voiceover says: 'imagine a world of dreams, an organization, that can control your dreams' --- then it cuts to leonardo di caprio shopping for dildos in a dildo store and later performing fellatio on a dildo ----- bruce willis watches on the whole scene in a surreal looking glass and a dirty wife-beater sleeveless top -- jerking off slowly in an erect (standing/not sitting) position --- with an expression on his face like the al qaeda number 2 guy in the famous mugshot with the overly large neck-hole in his own white/dirty wife-beater sleeveless top.... his name evades me now -- but you know who i mean.......


anyhoo - cut back to the movie -- the sandler/cruise scenario.............. cruise cuts it back to his own trailer in a lull in filming the victorian pussy nanobot shoot to chill and be attended to by his dopey and hot PA ---

'here's your coffee mr cruise,' she says obediently and worshipfully

'take that shit away from me -- it's not even hot!, fucking amateurs everywhere! -- i'm so far away sandler in talent -- and everyone else for that matter it's like there should be articles written about it --- i'm the frickin' prince of modern cinema! mi1, mission impossible2 --- the japanese flick with samurais --- i'm the shit! i make the rest of the world look pathetic and lame..... no wonder people are jealous of me......... jake gillanthal had to buttfuck an ossie just to get to be the 'prince of persia' -- -i didn't have to buttfuck no ossies, and the voiceovers of some of the animals in eddie murphy's dr doolittle are just stereotypical racist too' ..........

in another trailer --- mr sandler, here are your shoes and your big bird doll,

'thanks, marjie'

'you're welcome mr. sandler'.

cut to u.s. army psych ops control room, coloner whoever and major will

'okay it's like this major will, i want the first scenario you elucidated, the one where the chick from the exorcist -- linda blair's devil girl -- will start miming aretha franklin's 'bridge over troubled water' --- i want to see how that plays out on a guinea pig right now ---- have the hallucination play out in their mind and let's study it,'

'roger that colonel,' replied major will......