having just seen the a-team movie -- it's time to farther develop my 'ideal movie' idea.....
the cruise/sandler scenario would sit on a back-burner....
kilmer would explain to the movers about a crack team of special operatives:
'queen elizabeth the second of windsor -- vladimir putin -- obi wan kenobi -- myself and the musical ensemble 'rage against the machine' lead a special operative group' of crack operatives called: ''the new dawn'' --- unbeknownst to mankind, elizabeth has been training since childhood in martial arts, weaponry, jujitsu and so forth --- putin's use of judo and his fishing skills and fighter pilot abilities are legendary, obi wan kenobi is the only jedi knight of the group and hence leads it, he is the only one capable of overcoming matter with jedi powers, the musical ensemble 'rage against the machine' gives the group it's gritty determined edge -- mostly thanks to zack de la rocha's mangled legs and the groups driving, pounding LA rhythms.......... last but not least, as val kilmer, any spare cocaine lying around is accounted for -- this becomes important when dealing with colombia - the nation.....'
kilmer pauses to snort a line of powder, he looks up into the camera and says,
'maybe that was just sherbert, anyhoo -- in the year 2025, the plight of mankind becomes desperately obvious in its desperateness: the population hits 10 billion including my aunt macy's twins anita and justine --- the global reserves of wood and water are hitting rockbottom despite trees and plants growing exponentially faster thanks to all the co2 in the air........... there is still plenty of oil and coal to go around and the big oil companies still continue to hide away in secret vaults their patents on water/hydrolosis technologies that would save us the need for using petroleum based products........ our crack group has come together to implement a plan -- we've kept the cia out of the loop as well as the american military --- we get our tanks, bombs, guns and nukes from the russians -- our fighting finesse is lead by lizzie and her crack squadron of world war ii vets that occasionally back her up on the rare occasions she's not up to it [cut to queen elizabeth knocking out the karate kid, bruce lee, etc] .... putin catches fish for everyone to eat and provides us with necessary props like a good drama school instructor -- we go from mission to mission -- week to week -- enacting plans --- this week, we have deemed it meet to implement a plan to introduce brad pitt's dna to a quarter of the world's population'
'all of indonesia and japan and north korea and as much of coastal china as possible should be induced with mr. pitts sperm or it's dna extracts so as to breed his dna into the local population', clips queen elizabeth in perfect english while pointing to an old-fashioned blackboard with a long stick (powerpoint is not her style).....
TO BE CONTINUED
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