my ideal movie, continued

obviously a lot of shit-hot californian/new york/canadian & french and other movie producers around the world would think my ideal movie is shit-hot and would be tripping over their own feet trying to get a piece of the action --- here's where you can learn more about the principal players and their busy schedules and management agencies..........


rage against the machine
zach de la rocha:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0209371/

tom morello
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0603780/

brad wilk
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0929014/

tim commerford
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0173876/

(other) political figures
queen elizabeth 2nd
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703070/

vladimir putin
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1269884/

hugo chavez
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1382342/

val kilmer
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/

mahmoud ahmadinejad
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2258253/





as previously stated --- the main plot driven action is the rage against the machine's teams little missions....... messing with starch, seeding clouds, messing with russian dolls, etc.......... but the sub-plot if you recall, was sandler and cruise's mission to shrink down to a nano-bot --- INNER SPACE style, if you will ..... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093260/ ...... and penetrate Queen Victoria of England's vagina (in a nano-bot -- Inner Space style) --- (queen victoria -- http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703075/ )........... there mission there, not sure what it was, but maybe blast away a cancerous cyst from the fallopian tubes of queen victoria --- they get briefed 'RIGHT STUFF' style --- what a classic movie -- like 6hours long --- a must-see ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086197/ ) ....... you know when you're watching a truly homosexual hollywood movie, action genre, when the important characters are first introduced they are over glorified shmaltzy hollywood style -- eg., like when you see bruce willis teeing of a golf ball over the gulf of mexico in armageddon or independence day -- not sure which -- movies possibly made exclusively by product-testing them on audiences of severely homosexual males that only engage in sex with other males.........

anyhoo -- in this fashion -- sandler would first be introduced into the action-y part of the movie by showing us his alpha-male crunk skills by crump dancing with bloods and crips in south central LA and showing us his street skills......... alternatively, cruise would show off his manly sensibilities by leading an aerobics class at a gym in leotards ............ in an amazing display of depth -- this sub-plot will evolve to show us that the two are actually a target of u.s. military psych-ops experiments and that the idea of travelling back in time and blasting a cancerous tumor from queen victoria's vagina is only a subterfuge told to them by u.s. military psych-ops who are actually manipulating them and using them to study the human mind...... they never do meet their manipulators face-to-face --- but we see them in the movie in a control room --- with flashing screens and gismos and plenty of pseudo-sciency movie talk.....

'colonel phelps', said major will in the control room, 'we've succeeded in implanting the chips in sandler and cruise's skulls --- we're ready to proceed,'

'excellent,' replied the colonel, 'begin initial proceedings in t minus 20 seconds,'

'that's affirmative sir,' replied major will

in fact, the chips inserted into sandler and cruise's skulls by the secretive u.s. psych ops crew were intended to manipulate their brain waves by causing scary auditory and psychically/visual hallucinations and to study the two subjects reactions in certain situations --- the story about shrinking down and entering queen victoria's vagina -- travelling back in time -- was just condascending hooo-ha fed to them by their handlers masquerading as movie producers.........


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