Wednesday, June 30, 2010

next instalment

so actually -- at this point in my ideal movie,

i'd want a mini-story -- inserted into it -- and completely unrelated to the generally disjointed action............

it would treat of the greatest black hip-hop song ever made --- by an unknown artist from iowa --- african american, of course.... who sampled the mmmm mmmmm song by crash test dummies and included samplings from aretha franklin music.......

the mini-story would reveal the unlikely phenomenon of the global and especially localized adoration of the unknown artist, lemon j............ all of his contemporaries, 50 cent, snoop dogg, jay z, eminem --- alicia keys....... all musicians of all genres immediately realized that there was something different and unique about lemon j's song featuring the mmmm mmmm samplings from the mmmm mmmm song by crash test dummies......... kings from middle eastern countries came to adore lemon j - with frankincense and myhrr........ only italians and a scattering of lebanese were truly able to appreciate the greatness and raw talent of lemon j's song --- and americans too ---- due to complicated reasons of genetic/racial dna........

not less than ten artists --- well known and respected in the hip hop american music commmunity including the black eyed peas and three six mafia were so moved by the beauty and sweeping themes and rhythms of lemon j's song ---- they took a vow of silence for 5 full years, as a result of their absolute and mesmerized devotion.......

some of the lyrics of lemon j's song (self-written) -- were as follows:

shiny and lovely
super-caja-frag-a-listic
atomic boom boom
flip it out -- whoo - hoo -- yee ha (with a sound bite from a texas rodeo inserted here of a bull-rider saying 'whoo hoo')

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