Monday, June 28, 2010

continuing with my ideal movie idea

qeii -- ever the logical and practical, pragmatic english-person noted:

'there is no way we will have the resources to track down the hidden russian dolls,' she began

'man i could listen to that prim and proper accent all day long,' kilmer enthused

qeii continued, 'the world's greatest spies, james bond and mi5 and 6 will never be able to track down the missing russian dolls unless we find a way to genetically re-encode all existing bull livestock,'

'what do you mean?' asked zach de la rocha

'currently, the genetic coding of the world's population of bulls, the only true producers of bullshit, is inadequate for carrying out our mission,' the queen asserted

putin expressed interest, 'what do you have in mind?'

'we need to infuse the global chain of bulls with forcefield-f-20', the queen said

'what is forcefield-f-20,' akmadinahad mused

'lock and load!' KABOOM! -- hugo chavez just unloaded another load of buckshot into a recently manifested threat which began to scream and writhe and clutch at his gaping intestines

'check out time!' cried Akmadinajad....

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