wow bitches -- so much to blog ---- first of all -- benji is road trippin' -- praise Allah! --- it's so good to be away from 'home' --- 'home' nowadays isn't paris, france, madrid, spain, sofia, bulgaria, sedona, arizona, los angeles, californIa, nor nyc nor china nor south korea but the place i spent almost 2 thirds of my life: western sydney!.........
anyhoo -- it's great to be away --- first the old ball and chain drove out of hometown mount druitt in western sydney north north north til we got out of sydney -- almost ran out of gas and then found the most beautiful marina in a little place called 'brooklyn' just north of sydney --- i wanted to stay at the hotel right there as the marina was great ---- but as usual, the old battle-axe had her way and we drove on to 'wyong' (an aborginal name like so many in australia, you see, the english (and their homosexual buddies the irish/scottish and welsh) didn't just TAKE from the australian aborigines (gimme your land! gimme your life, your blood, your women, here, have some alcohol) -- they also memorialized them left, right and centre by maintaining their names all over the country and nation (well perhaps we can't even use that word to describe this little offshoot of british power) --- then they went ahead and invited some 'white' people of non english-irish-scottish and welsh decent to justify their actions of 150 years to the aborigines as the actions of the 'white' man...... even in-bred black ghetto trash in LA can agree with that!
anyhoo --- moving right on........... being a road trip -- it's time to watch TV! when staying at MOTELS! -- there weren't any HOTELS called MORRISON HOTEL 1 like the Doors album featuring 'Peace Frog' --- but we did find Sydney's little version of Florida -- just north of sydney actually, not far from 'wyong': 'the entrance' -- some great MOTEL action -- perhaps the best part was not having sex with the little lady (God it's great to not even think about sex or want it without being medicated or physically neutered; but if you knew my wife, you'd understand that)........ anyhoo -- i flicked on the old tele-roo ---- wifey and i don't actually have one at home and only occasional watch some news clippings/videos over an expensive internet connection --- and sometimes i'll watch my mom's tv --- only to watch FOX NEWS as i desperately wish to one day kidnap anchors Shepherds Myth and Greta van Susterenblkibikini and somodomize them unceasingly (FBI be warned!)........... anyhoo -- who else was on the boob tube but that poor old man David Letterman and his cohorts of ossie back-up dancers.............. here's something about american culture most people on this planet (the ones that just don't count) REALLY DON'T know about american culture and never got it from the movies featuring the 17 year old high school kids destined to show an entire planet of billions how humanity should act: to wit, americans are completely incapable of talking about sports without their notion: letterman (the late show compare being of course, a co-incidence in this regard, happily, the silly american muddleheads (quoting Nietzsche) think to themselves.............. what is this communist north korean notion: 'letterman' ??? is it the 1 that looks like an I on the back of a jersey in new jersey? or an arabic or 'western' 7 that looks like an L somehow? no, not really we suppose --- it's some big stupid patch that some idiot cow-eater gets in his last year of high school so that he can have his mom sew it onto his high school jacket which he can later use on a young virgin before date-raping her.............. this is 'letterman'......... hence, when you talk to an idiot american, about sports, he cannot ask you something intelligent about basketball, but instead says: did you get your letter?
go ask it the trenton police dept or tom brokaw --- letterman --- give me a break
anyway --- letterman was on tv with his ossie back-up dancers mumbling some crap written by his pothead cronies (writers)........... here's a top ten list: top ten reason letterman and his writers and ossie back up dancers resemble spineless vertebra flapping and swishing around under the (tarred and blackened by oil) oceans: number 10 -- drum-roll -- you get the idea
moving on --- orlando bloom is marrying some ossie from a town not far from where i am now on my road trip (northern nsw) -- according to the ben movie index --- orlando bloom has made only one movie: 'kingdom of heaven' which cannot have been that great as ben hasn't seen it and the poster didn't look so great over........ that was back in 2005 in police state nyc........... another backward place --- see how those two islands: ireland and the other one next to it exports backwardness across the seas.......... orlando bloom may also have played legolas in peter jackson's lord of the rings --- they were pretty good movies to be sure.......
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