you know, australians, very multi-racial, across all racial groups, english, chinese, whatever, can be some of the friendliest people in the world: sometimes.... think of like an english version of california with a lot more asians and indians.... where can't sounds like cunt and last sounds like lust....
imagine a well-meaning group of parochial, anglo-saxon-master-race (english) redneck aussies, with some token non aryan-anglo-saxon-master-race-blood (non-english-dna) amongst them.... visiting mexico on a goodwill mission, like for Rotary... and finding themselves in Monterrey with a Rotary club full of ruthless drug cartel killers....
(insert wavy flashback harp music and wavy screen effect here)
'hallo mate how are ya?' said the ossie emphatically...
'yes, welcome to monterrey,' said drug cartel boss vazquez....
imagine scenes of english-ossie redneck friendliness and meaningless happy banter about the weather being a 'real cracker' and friendly mexicans saying they'd love to 'try those escones (scones) mate...'
mexicans excusing themselves to chop off 50 heads quickly before returning to the party and saying, 'that's lovely mate'.... you have to imagine these things because they're entertaining, and becoz the market doesn't sustain that kind of art
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