piers morgan and nytimes kristof have homosexual sex on air

recently on piers morgan tonite was nytimes kristof.... the day started batting eyelashes at eachother as they admired their approved, elite anglo-saxon names, morgan then proceeded to remove kristof's belt and to gradually masturbate him by hand before inserting kristof's man-shaft into his mouth to perform fellatio, both parties were heard saying,

'celebrate good times tonite,' and, 'i'm so glad i'm not some token with an russian sounding name trying to get a job, or worse a dago...', and also, 'you like that, yeah you like that bitch?'

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in other news, daytime talk show host david letterman jerks off on some lebanese bread during a cooking skit and comments, 'gone in sixty seconds', before frisbee-flying it the studio audience saying, 'let some token without an anglo-saxon name have it,'... to the predictably sheepish baas of approval of the studio audience