u know, it's almost a taboo subject; for example, hollywood celebs will tell you to wear a bracelet for breast cancer or famine, with some slick commercial, but you never see them coming out in support of premature ejaculation.... what is up with that? clearly it's not as 'sexy' as darfor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac02hVqLV1Y
anyway, you may recall there was a really big earthquake in bam, iran, around late 2003... an interesting historical artifact that 'came' (no pun intended) to light after this earthquake was a series of letters between local baker named fahid and iran's president akmadinnerjihad, the topic was premature ejaculation
19 august, 2003...
dear president akmerdinnerjihad,
my name is fahid and i am a humble baker in bam... recently i began having problems with my 2nd wife (i have 3 in total), every time we have sex, i am finished a minute after it starts and she is very unhappy about it, signed fahid
20 august, 2003....
dear fahid,
don't sweat it man, happens to the best of them sometimes, look man, i want you to think of that early premature orgasm as just number one in a whole series of them... try to work up multiple orgasms, have another one 15 minutes later, hell see if you can have a third after 30 minutes, that should really satisfy your (2nd) wife sexually... oh and fahid, if it turns out that 2nd wife of yours was cheating on you
i want you to let me know coz i'm gonna be front and centre at the stoning and i want to be the first to see your (and her) kids stone her to death buddy, stay strong! signed president akmerdinnerjihad
* * *
really, i got nothing folks -- bobby brown -- here's a cool song from singer bobby brown:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InsiftcffuI
my father always told me this music would make me stupid; anyway your homework is to listen to the frank zappa version of 'bobby brown' while you watch the bobby brown (ja rule) videoclip with the volume down
No comments:
Post a Comment