Wednesday, October 5, 2011

what was the cia REALLY doing when they came up with their bullshit worldfactbook ethnic breakdown of australia?

noting something that nobody cares about, namely, what the cia world fact-book classifies as australia's 'ethnicity'... it might be humorous to consider what they were DOING at the time of writing:

Ethnic groups:
Field info displayed for all countries in alpha order.
white 92%, Asian 7%, aboriginal and other 1%


here's what MIGHT have been going down:

agent 77: have you finished with that drivel about australia yet, for the world fact-book? what are you up to?

agent 79: i just cannot focus on this hokey-pokey, dinky bullshit... where's agent 29 already?

agent 77: him and agent 31 are taking turns to shit on pigeons

agent 79: agent 42?

agent 77: jerking off while watching fox news, trying to look up the foxes skirts and looking at their tits

agent 79: she doing that again? wait, which one? no - neverming, how about agent 52?

agent 77: he's taking potshots at random people along the pakistan-afghani border to fill the quota

agent 79: i'll be damned what to put for australia's ethnicity, looks like noah's ark down there

agent 77: use the weisenheimer technique, note the first three agents that pick their nose and use their numbers for statistics

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