tv review

ok so now we have a review of family guy episode from very early 2009 and big bang theory episode also from very early 2009;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean%27s_three_and_a_half

http://bigbangtheory.wikia.com/wiki/The_Friendship_Algorithm

THE family guy episode features the funniest thing seen on tv in many long weeks now: 'are you smarter than a mexican maid?'...... features mexican maid saying 'mr john no home'....... extremely funny -- also reminds me of my relationship with my mother -- she would be like mexican maid and i would have been guy on left in quiz show not smarter than mexican maid - all the scenes revolving around stuey's love for baby susie should have been cut including the bryian adams song -- they were all scenes you would fast forward through on a second viewing

big bang theory -- this is my first big bang theory in months -- it is watchable but one episode per 2 months is enough .. maybe 5 in a row when u first discover it....... sheldon is funny

watching friday's cbs this morning

i think i'll have to make this a new weekly ritual: pre-recording friday's cbs this morning (which might actually be thursdays anyway) and then watching it when getting home from final shift on saturday morning -- so tired - -just drove 4 in a row and that was like 57 hours in total........

this pic here is right on the tv...... it represents my fresh spin on entrepreneurship:  find alms ($$$) left in good faith to a buddha statue and just steal them....... next to this pic is a scorpion and spider (large) - framed behind a gigantic book on da vinci -- there are three wooden frogs underneath and two wooden elephants -- all five wooden critters are dark -- under that there's 6 britanicas which i found lying around (the da vinci book wasn't found on the street lying around though).... there's also a native australian flower thing from a tree that just hasn't rotted in months now -- i guess the subconscious rational for keeping that is it would remind my subconscious that good sex with my wife is still possible as we had a good fuck the day we found that flower  (besides it's pretty anyway and reminds me of australia) -- somewhere in the forest up in some mountains........ there are also rose petals on a plate and more inside a  glass rectangular vase....... above it all are two prints from thailand.... some boat with a shitload of oars and another of some green dude on a chariot..... we still haven't framed them

looks like letterman didn't record -- he's a jew anyway -- maybe will try watching next friday's letterman...

my buddy roberto the coyote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_9--RsaNmc  (red hot chili peppers - true men don't kill coyotes)

did we mention this episode already in this blog? benji's time in florida, winter haven polk county, two weeks... a chinese restaurant, two chinese guys, two white american girls called amanda (plural form 'amandas' sounds like 'a man does' - interesting linguistic note) and two hispanics, me and roberto the mexican coyote...

what follows is a portrait of roberto the mexican coyote:

arriving at the little chinese restuarant, the kitchen was somewhat big - maybe 7 or 8 metres by 4... there was plenty of room apart from the large industrial cooking apparati... the floor was extremely slippery and greasy and i cannot understand how anyone could even walk on it -- i was always sliding on it and never had a good trip as a i never fell over (tripped)......... outside it was summer and the geography in florida is flat and the energy in the ground and around is the same as up around virginia and new york - flat, green, occasional trees -- (conditions are not like this in arizona and california)

roberto stood over a massive wok cooking rice - that steamed and clearly was a cook -- however another of the chinese guys, the non-boss guy, also cooked a great deal.... roberto explained that the two had clashed on something and that he had forced the guy outside threatening to beat him,

'do you think that's a man?' roberto asked in spanish? referring to the chinese cook... 'that's not a man'... clearly he thought the chinese guy was wussie

the reality of the american economy is that coyotes are needed... nowadays, with all the militia and civil guard and cops, and mexican coyotes, you wouldn't want to take that trip alone (although if i did it one day, i would go for the rio grande in texas, or else just snorkel over from tijuana up the coast)

roberto wasn't just a cook or a coyote, he was also a drug dealer and a pimp... he had been apprehended by the fbi once he said and just stayed mum,

'don't play dumb with us,' he reported them as saying, 'you think we don't know who you are? you're on our most wanted list!'

roberto viewed his time as a cook as downtime from crime and a chance to get away from all the madness and danger, even a way to escape women, like a mother and daughter he said he was maintaining a realationship with, in some white trailer trash park....... he spoke with particular passion about his work as a coyote...

'that feeling man, you'll never know what it feels like to be hiding behind rocks in the desert under the moon with a u.s. helicopter overhead searching me out, i have like 50 border-crossers with me, it's freezing, i have three mobile phones with me: one to communicate with the scout driver on the american side, plus another to communicate with the truck on the american side,'.... maybe he said he only had two phones..... 'when you're in that situation, helicopter(s) buzzing over, all those people's lives in your hands, hiding behind rocks,  that's living! i never felt more alive!'

and in case you were wondering, no i never took roberto up on his offer to pimp whores and weigh and package drugs for $10k a month (and no i wouldn't have had to deal with buyers, just weigh and package)

'anything's possible in america!' said roberto with great enthusiasm

bbc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEsQO9nVyD4

well just got home from another shift....... life is a big blur when you spend 50 hours a week driving -- one customer after another - who needs memory for anything?  it's hard to remember even the most simple things like bring my i-pod

on apple products: they totally suck -- anyone who likes apple products is a loser... cannot even download songs properly onto i-pod coz of dumbarse apple software -- stuck listening to early chili peppers album lately - the one with 'fight like a brave' .... talking about fights, saw some french african guy dying to smack any random white guy out couple of nights ago, so that's what he did -- seemed angry -- he should have blamed it on france, dumbarse

btw my phone is a nokia and totally kicks arse - you would never get me to convert to dumb apple phone ever

news in general including fox news and bbc:  no-one is giving us the skinny on syria...... so i'll tell you: those people over there are NOT going to stop fighting until they oust assad... hilary clinton would love to see that but america that we know of is providing no help / the russians have a submarine/navy base there / the turks are pissed off..... the saudis are possibly providing arms

don't those middle eastern countries remind you of the scene in terminator where schwarzeneggar (arch dumbarse) finds a hidden cache of weapons in the mexican desert? it seems like all of those middle eastern nations never want for weapons

in fact, with enough public dissent, i cannot see how you can suppress an insurrection even if the only weapons available are a plentiful supply of petrol (boom!)...

anyway looks like the syrian rebels have lots of guns too although they are totally outgunned... anyway, i would not be suprised if they oust assad by mid-september or end of year....... what would i know? i definitely think they won't stop fighting for anything and they cannot be crushed....... blood a plenty will flow there, if you're dracula consider holidaying in aleppo

back to bbc -- they had some interesting reporting tonite including a memorable interview with some american expert on healthy societal growth/family planning and some african guy.....

the bbc should refrain from playing commercials about smart bank or hardcock or whatever their program is called where they get 'the world's 'greatest' minds together'......... everyone in the world is pretty savvy by now and we know there are no more great minds, only dildos of differing colors

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Erdogan broke with former friend and ally Assad, whom he called "a bloody dictator," after unrest that erupted mid-March last year met a bloody response from Damascus, sending more than 33,000 refugees into Turkey.

"Turkey will support Syrian people in every way until they get rid of the bloody dictator and his gang," he said on Tuesday.

is this guy serious? how is turkey going to support the syrian rebels? 

dumbarses of england and america

well if ever there were two dumbarse trophies to hang on your parlor wall above the hearth while you kick your feet up and smoke your pipe, it would be the heads of england and america, little dumbarse and big dumbarse

just a moment ago, was listening to the bbc..... as usual, the cretinous englishman makes a horrible show of being 'irreproachable' and a 'paradigm of transparency and goodness' before slagging off anyone dumb enough to talk to him about his or her country's 'corruption' problems....... obviously, if english people weren't corrupt, i would have a career conmensurate to my abilities amongst englishmen, however, englishmen are not interested in innovation, just pompousness, binge drinking and pretending to be 'above' this that and the other vice, including corruption, so much for the englishman, incapable of challenging you beyond repelling you with his obnoxious morbidity

now to big dumbarse: mr. america..... you know, americans are so stupid, they will immediately start boasting about achievements people from completely different states (that just happen to share citizenship with them), with completely different genes, completely unrelated to them, they will start assuming other peoples' achievements as their own...... they are always anxious to pick a fight with the 'non-american'..... then, if it turns out, as all issues eventually do, about individuals with differences, the american has to forget about making it about the backward pakistanis and has to make it about race (eg., pakistani) if the party in question is a u.s. citizen, black (that old chestnut), a non-christian (for the southerners), a commie, an indian (native-american)...... in short, whitey always has an excuse for failure outside of himself and he's never to blame -- that's whitey american for you: good for sporting an anglo-saxon name and not much else

what's wrong with america? first of all, their immigration system is a JOKE.... the only redeeming thing about their immigration system is that you can be in america illegally, get a fake social security number, and pay tax to the IRS (who will not bother caring whether your IRS social security number is real or not), this is the only good thing about america's immigration system, the rest of it, the 'legal' (read: ridiculously and pathetically weak burocratic) parts are absurd -- just pathetic

to be continued...

the last airbender

no it's not about bender from futurama --- this is another m. night shyamallan movie.... never did like this guy's movies much...... again, didn't like this movie that much..... it was kind of okay -- the shotlisting is very pacey... so you never want for action, everything moves very quickly - but one of the 'big ideas' is kind of like the characters do some kind of expansive tai chi before shooting off fire/air/earth/water magic powers.......... (the tai chi stuff is retarded)

speaking of benders -- finally did get to get some socialization party time in last weekened, and you know what? don't even want to do that again for a few months.... having a few drinks can be alot of fun after months without alcohol..... but even a tiny mild hangover sux............

ran another 4 miles + another 2 last night -- like 10km in total with extras --- 2 miles takes about 25 minutes - so that's like a 12 minute mile... 3 times slower than the world's quickest runners --- 6 miles or so is about 1200 calories in lost weight........ each run is 2 miles with a pause then another 2 miles non stop, etc....

oh yeah, couldn't even remember the other point, so got sidetracked by history channel documentary on ufos..... all those tv shows: csi, body of proof or evidence..... those shows stink... was watching them while running last nite on machine...... they are really stupid...... if ur involved with making that kind of 'emmy award winning drama' or you're just a fat person that watches them: ur a loser

that is all

oh wait, there's more, recently, and speaking of avatars, movie director james cameron rides to bottom of ocean (about 10 km - how far i ran last nite) or even 15km.... and asks the following question: 'what does this mean?'

it means that you have lots of money and can afford to ride a tin can to the ocean floor, now you know

planning to watch this friday's letterman and cbs this morning

will report back on that this weekend maybe

french movie review

generally have become against watching european movies, however this french movie 'a prophet' is eminently watchable... much more desirable than watching 'thelma and louise' again after 10 years or so......

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1235166/

hate speech aside (against anglos)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2klTw123_jw

hey look, my building manager dennis, i think he's an anglo guy - anyway he's a great guy and i wouldn't fault him for anything........... also i see the australian republican party has a lot of anglos that share my anti-british sentiments

moving on...... fox news review...... you know i had fox news reconnected like a couple of months back... not many big stories have broken since then........ apart from the images we're occasionally getting from syria,  by far the most important development, amongst all of the various shows: cavuto, hannity, early morning show, morning show, greta, da judge lady, everyone....... the only real important breakthru made was by o'reilly's jesse waters producer guy...... recently he went to interview some of the riff-raff pleb that sported tattoos and didn't even have ivy league degrees, which in itself is not particularly salient, but the real breakthru fox news has made, in the previous 2 months:

waters' collar on his red polo shirt was popped up........ that is astounding.... normally, when you wear a polo shirt, you would never pop up the collar..... nobody would even dare be so bold...... i am completely speechless and lost for words........ but i think this is the way forward....... i am waiting to see more amazing and bold fashion statements like this, from anyone, anywhere, whenever

photo of me and my former sister raquel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFvYm-i3vls

here's me and raquel at one of the big london airports in 1996.......

living with anglo-saxons has been one of the great calamities of my life..... as an 11 year old, when i showed prodigious mathematical ability, doing 1st year university level calculus........ no anglo-saxon was very interested.... however, if an anglo kid did that, they would be rushing him onto tv and finding him a scholarship

at film school, any talent i showed in editing and general filmmaking was met with derision and jealousy (or at least ridiculous dismissiveness)...... if an anglo-saxon had gone for support after making contact with a world famous acting teacher as i did, he would have gotten a stipend

everytime i wrote a magnificent piece either for a tv producer or just a school teacher, the fact that a spaniard outshone an anglo-saxon was anathema: response, acuse me of plagiarism; the anglo-saxon makes an artform of condescension, it is his favorite role along with pompousness

what i could have done in a previous life, to grow up surrounded by anglo-saxons and their pathetic, dreary, morbid stupidity and their sickness for queen, sickness for themselves, sickness for their disinterest in the Truth....... i have no idea.........

ur gonna go to Hell anglo-saxon!

dreams

dreamt about some giant kind of maybe greek styled building -- with a roof about 40 metres high or more..... the interior was just basically housing a normal supermarket... at some point it became clear the whole place was going to blow up..... ran outside however building didn't blow

woke up... watched some tv..... unhappy, overworking, no career

back to sleep.... dreamt i was flying over blackett in mt druitt.... not in a plane, just with my body, was unsure about flying like this while flying but the thought ocurred to me that it was all done on faith and if i doubted i would fall.... then flew over some houses near niland crescent..... there was some dog there that was big and angry -- then i was hovering over a typical suburban fence, but again, it was super high (like the building in previous dream) -- like 30 metres high... the dog was a superdog and could jump almost to the top of the fence... i hovered above it and then dipped down a little to bait the dog which jumped but never reached me as i got away in time

then somehow i ended up in some building like an apartment building... there was a doorway which lead to a fall, maybe only 5 metres above the ground although at times it may have seemed more... my buddy adam jumped down and went on with his business, i called him and said i didn't want to jump...... at some point i thought about using an umbrella to slow the fall down......

jumper in australia = pullover, sweater

callo and cayo (with accents on the o's in spanish sound the same - one is 'he/she shut up/stopped talking' the other is he/she fell)

more on anglo-saxons

nowadays in the news, the big cause celebre for the english is some woman from some small asian nation nobody knows anything about....... again, like assange, the english are 'championing freedom' with this whole 'we love you lady from little asian nation nobody knows anything about'...

but we've made it amply clear the english are not at all interested in freedom, and are only in fact interested in the perpetuation ad infinitum of their 'royal' family...... the overbearing wherever possible of aforementioned (into ireland, australia, new zealand, africa, etc)...... bearing an anglo-saxon surname and being ridiculously pompous, condascending, haughty and arrogant when sober/coupled in precise ratio with tendency to alcoholism and obnoxious rudeness when drunk and a thorough insularity amongst themeselves, this is the english 'will to power' in a nutshell

sharing the whole 'anglo-saxon surname' will to power thing, are the americans and now they are paying a dear price for this morbid bigotry by being sexually fondled at every airport every time they try to board an airplane (this is the reality nowadays)

here's a game you can play with the english race, if they ever invite you to one of their english parties where they celebrate their queen, their union jack and their alcoholism, or whatever it is they do at their little english parties: get a cold fish, a wet rag, an english person (someone with english dna) and have someone wear a blind fold, try touching all three items and guess which is the english person....

more on assange

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_assange

look buddy, i just read up a little on assange on wikipedia... didn't know much about him except the rock-star hype from the media over the past couple of years.......

the guy has been presenting for russia today... i like russia today news service.... but come on... how much freedom from repressive rulership is assange really fighting for... he is part of the morbid control freak anglo saxon junta that seeks to retain all political and media control in australia with the end of breeding a race of genetical diverse folks with english redneck manners always unquestionably obedient to anglo-saxon rule and the queen of england -- this is what assange represents

and the russians... don't get me started - the russians are the biggest dumbarses on the planet -- they should know better than being the dirty rotten bastards they are but they go on with it because that's their happiness: to be complete jerkwads..........

anglo australian types like assange only know one thing: keep the union jack on australia's flag -- keep the queen of england as their head of state -- this is their sole motivation and interest in life....... acting pompous and haughty is their happiness, just as the russians are happy to be major pricks

don't talk about 'freedom from oppressive rule' you stinking nasty anglo-saxon douchebags!

letter from julian assange to president of ecuador (??!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM  (wheatus - teenage dirtbag)

dear president of ecuador,

you may have heard of me, it is i, julian assaunge.... where shall i begin, how about an abrupt to the point:

dude can i totally go live in your country, maybe like indefinitely, i mean, would that be okay? i will be sweet for money, i have tons of fans and supporters and i heard you all have western union over there...


i totally love ecuador dude, i mean, who doesn't? and we both know the only good american is a south american... dude i don't even totally know who hates those dirty yankee cunts more, you or me, i hope they catch yeast infection soon!


dude you wouldn't need to worry about me over in ecuador, i am totally not a racist... that whole sweeden thing? man, that is just what we do in australia when our coffee is bidder dude, we just sweeden it a little, dah!


and look, i can be really useful to your country, i mean, i was a dean in australia once you know, so i'm like educated... i could totally work at one of your fine universities, i mean i was getting into bars and all before i was a dean, but once i turned a dean, i never needed fake ID after that dude.....


i love partying but i reckon i could like work on my watercolours or just hang out at the streetmarkets... maybe start growing some cranberry... i heard that's good for yeast infection anyway....


lemme know soon and if i should bring PJs, i love slumberparties, is the weather hot there now?


yours sincerely,
jack the ripper, oh i mean julian assaunge, dah!

in other news...   http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/sex-toy-fools-entire-chinese-village-142914102--abc-news-topstories.html;_ylt=AmlCmlTKITIyZBcBN7EAHD6s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTVscmcwMmg1BGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDTmV3cyBGb3IgWW91IDUgU3RvcmllcwRwa2cDMTA4ZDk4ZmUtNWY4ZS0zYTg5LWIwZjYtNDYwOGNiNmExNTUxBHBvcwM0BHNlYwNNZWRpYUJMaXN0TWl4ZWROZXdzRm9yWW91Q0FUZW1wBHZlcgNlNDFlYzI5MS1iYTFiLTExZTEtYjJmZi01ZTM1OGNhYTdmMDg-;_ylg=X3oDMTFpNzk0NjhtBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25z;_ylv=3

why baseball is stupid

it's a wonderful game, like basketball, if you actually PLAY it....... however, PLAYING baseball means picking up a bat, swinging, pitching, fielding, tagging, running, sliding, catching.......... it DOES NOT mean being morbidly obese and sitting on a couch for hours on end glued to the tv or else eating hot-dogs (shit made from recycled animal parts including tripe, beaks, kidneys, brains, etc) and being morbidly obese sitting in a stand

it doesn't matter how pretty the colors are or how patriotic you try to make your baseball, in cuba, japan, or wherever.... if you are a fatty and playing baseball means just sitting on your arse and watching it, which is what basketball and baseball means for most people, then both games are downright stupid

we'll except american football from this description as the kind of brain-damaging hard hitting that goes on exempts the average person from needing to get involved to justify his pathetic fat-arse existence.......

moving on, england and the EU... now finally england sees a reason that the EU can work for them, apart from cheap polish plumbers, they can boast telling the russians to stop sending  arms to syria thanks to some kind of EU embargo

look this is a boring blog and if you read it it means you're really pathetic........ therefore, because it's a boring blog, although no less boring than the morbidly insular english race of people..... we won't fail to reiterate one more time: EU = stinking the place up for everyone....... at least we have africa

turning my crib into a hotel

nowadays there are websites where you can pimp ur apartment out to international travellers for a few xtra bucks........ who has time to make dumbarse friends when u can just charge them a measly $40 a nite and have them stay in ur crib??? coming to sydney dumbarse? consider sleeping under my roof

http://www.airbnb.com/rooms/522796

actually, these pictures are deceptive as they don't show all the colors we have in here in certain places... will have to add sthmg to this post at a later time

born again benji

man benji feels born again, alive... know why? just ran like almost 2 miles, non-stop... then had some sauna jackoozie time and another (just short of 2 miles) non-stop....... that's why

it has been MONTHS not running anywhere even remotely this far..........

want to clear all your problems up? just go run 4 miles......... benji smokes and can still do 2 miles in almost 20 minutes non stop -- so you have NO excuse fatty

and btw: baseball? highly overrated -- stupid game -- you should go do some exercise obese person and forget about watching sports all day long

there's some serious chaffing as a result of not being used to running,... very red inner thigh -- burns -- also, the ladies will be pleasantly pleased to be reminded that yes, jackoozie jets are one of the best ways to give yourself an enema, like you forgot.........

how american news media is stinking now

you know it's a little elite group of bitches that run the show of american national tv 'news' from left to right....... right now, sickeningly, they are coming with 'leaks'....... this isn't even a story....... why are they coming with this?  because Obama is being TOO PASSIVE....... instead of mushing the doggies from his sled (whip crack) he is sitting on a pile of snow sticking a carrot on a snowman....... the doggies are pissing around the place and smelling eachothers' arses

how can Obama be so PASSIVE on Syria??........ of course it's enough for anyone to want to punch him in the head...... but if you even say so, stateside, the dumbarse 'authorities' will come bitching at you....... of course, i can say what i want from sydney, no-one is even gonna care........

Obama needs to stop being such a WUSS and TAKE ACTION ON SYRIA NOW!

watching tv from comfortable land of milk and honey and pontificating on syria

well i dare says, the lifetstyle channel has had an absolutely cracking tv show from england, 'wife swap' - one wife was a well-educated mathematician in a wheelchair, she swapped with fat trailer trash that lived in an actual house - possibly council estate (govt. owned dwelling popular in england)..... the fat woman's daughter (14 years old) was interesting in that she was autistic

absolutely gob-smacking top quality television from england! couldn't understand some of the things the autistic girl was saying, and her dad dean too: weird accents!


mtv has some nitro motorcycle tv show on........

syria: russia's latest position on syria was basically my mom saying: 'leave me alone, do whatever you want!!!' frustratedly after i've been harrassing her telling her i've got a 'sore tummy' for the 100th time as a 10 year old (never did have a sore tummy, it was a lie)

at this point, even the french and the english could intervene on their own and the americans would even follow behind them!

it's anyone's little nation state for the ordering, who wants to order it?

latest family guy episode seen featured lois as a fox news reporter    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FOX-y_Lady

DUMBARSE REPUBLICANS

 now of course the dumbarse republicans are coming out bashing obama and homeland security's latest measures re illegal aliens

look at what a dumbarse hole these dumbarse americans have dug for themselves: poodle here poodle there, birth control this, whore that, slut around, drink  a keg of beer,  oh shit dude, looks like the entire nation looks like a bunch of criminals getting patted down before entering a homeless shelter every time you try to fly somewhere:

DUMBARSES

that's what happens when you act like a jack-arse for 50 years straight: DUMBARSES............ dumbarse shit-hoarding sons of bitches

shut the fuck up governor brewer of arizona you dumbarse!

getting pretty sick of these dumbarse americans blessed with a u.s. passport and unable to do anything with it but exploit mexicans and other illegal aliens all day long and then watch the chronic dumbarse idiot o'brien on tv and then laugh like dumbarse pre-programmed robotic monkeys

DUMBARSES!

why doesn't jan brewer, arizona governor dumbarse go and make a deal with iranian terrorists to import some mini nuclear warheads from the ayatollah in iran via some little boat and then go and stick them on an RPG and have three dudes fire them off simultaneously, one at the white house, another at the Capitol and the other at the supreme court, after that the dumbarse brewer can go read a book on how not to be a dumbarse for dummies

dumbarse

dumbarses of europe

well having mentioned 3 years in america and china, we can add that 5 and a half years in europe, key points were:

1) witnessing dumbarse eurotrash cave-dwelling scum everywhere

2) that is all

however this would not be right as benji is a spaniard and has love for spain


tonite, in my cab, i picked up a thespian after some performance, this guy was a greek ossie and had directed a performance of 'hamlet' at a well regarded theatre.... prior to becoming a theatre director he had been an actor and played hamlet himself


i mentioned the graveyard seen recently mentioned in this blog, and the reference to alexander the great that hamlet makes when regarding jorrik's skull


now this dumbarse starts pretending he is offended that i do not recognize alexander the great as a greek.... he was a completely narrow minded dumb son of a bitch and i told him that he didn't seem to know anything about 'hellenic' culture and just wanted to claim alexander the great as some kind of feather in greece's hat


the reality is that today's greece bears no resemblance to the city states of greece of alexander's time... furthermore, alexander was from an independent, separate area called macondia


i told this dumbarse that calling alexander a greek is like calling an english redneck of new zealand an australian when he clearly wants to be seen as a new zealander


the dumbarse thespians of this world need to start by reading alfred dodd's 'personal life story of francis bacon' and understanding elizabeth i (queen of england) and what really happened in those times, this goes for the dumbarse english morons cate blanchett and all those homosexual english faggots that masquerade themselves as non-english


let me tell you that greece is going to eat a ton of shit........ a ton of it..... remember i used the image before of two boxers facing off in a boxing ring, and one of them saying to the other: 'you're about to eat a ton of shit' ??? (that's in this blog earlier)


well you're starting to see greece eat a ton of shit, and they're gonna eat some more and let's see just how much shit they're gonna wanna eat after their dumbarse election this weekend


if this dumbarse greek thespian tonight was anything to go by, the dumbarses that vote for greece's left wing party will ruin greece and they will deserve every ounce of shit they eat after that


if ethnically greek taxi customers in sydney are any barometer to go by, let me tell you there may be some hope: one of my customer's was an excellent young greek australian who actually could say eighteen when he meant eighteen and not a dean like the usual dumbarse australian does


dumbarse greeks.......... look how they suicide when they run out of money -- give me a break....... go back to the countryside and become a subsistence farmer........ dumbarse idiot greeks: eat shit dumbarse greeks -- dumb fucks!  FUCK YOU!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blWoyLzaBJc

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellenistic_period

most disparate wednesday/thursday shift in 3 years of taxi driving

these last two shifts: wednesday/thursday back to back, are easily memorable as by far the most disparate wed/thur combination ever.... on wednesday night was the yearly rugby game between nsw and queensland states.... so alot of people were out and spending...... tonite was completely quiet all round.... conclusion: big spenders of wednesday never went out..... have never seen such disparate results in 2 days in 3 years of driving

all of my time in america

well all of my time in america approximated the time spent in china: about 18months.....what follows are the 8 key salient moments:

1. shooting guns for the first (and only) time in the countryside outside of richmond virginia... first a handgun, like a magnum 357 - very big gun.... shooting downwards and towards a trunk stump in a small pool of water.... first shot, holding it with two hands, bracing for it, it is really loud, my work buddy george laughs at my response, i feel so sensitive to the sound of it, it seems to go through my head.... my other work buddy, billy, whose guns they are, is not laughing, he's trying to get me to shoot some more... next an elephant rifle, 6 inch bullets, this thing could literally kill an elephant, it's like a big arse rifle so you have to put your left hand more towards the nozzle -- also probably very loud but cannot remember the sound

2. working in an expensive restaurant's kitchen in manhattan, my only experience in america that approximates the kind of 'big teamwork effort' you see on tv, like nasa people hundreds of them bent over monitors all working together, obviously working in a kitchen with about 20 other people is not as grandiose as that however it was still a big team effort, small spaces, very claustrophobic..... the machine like conduct of the entire group is memorable and it's a pleasure to be a part of it, the head chef calls his orders for meals he wants cooked with robot like method, no-one interrupts him, all the cooks follow his orders.... nobody does anything unless it is work related

3. a catholic church in los angeles, easily the most evil, foulest place i have ever seen in america, some homeless people go there for a free meal or something, the walls, carpet and general atmosphere are imbued with a sense of foulness and evil... the vibrations are unmistakeable..... this is the kind of nastiness built on catholic priest rape


4. rape survivor meetings in manhattan, granted, to the best of my knowledge, i've never been raped, however, if you think acting classes can be psychologically interesting, then give rape survivor meetings a shot, they are amazing, listening to everyone recount how they were raped and the emotional states they go through recounting it all........ manhattan has meetings for everything: sexaholics, gambing-aholics, alcoholics, everything.....

5. lying in central park after a day at work at the fancy restaurant.... whack! my head is pounded by a small crazy dog that literally runs straight into my head, smashing into it at full speed..... the idiot owner approaches and says: 'apologize'.... she doesn't say: 'i apologize'.... she says 'apologize' like i'm gonna apologize to her for her dumbarse dog running into my head

6. walking down a street in manhattan one day, i see an amazing sight never to be found in any of the former soviet republics: a circular bicycle that seats about 10 peddlers arranged in a circle, everyone can add peddle power and maybe like one guy steers, it is quite the juggernaut, i have to try it! so i run after it and jump on it, there are already about 10 people on it, they seemed like well educated (university) educated men and women in their mid 30s, singles by the looks of it, one of the ladies on the giant bike take a shine to me, and as i'm leaving, some guy asks on her behalf if i want her number (!!??) -- anyway i didn't and just said, 'no'

7. sitting on the porch steps of my first home in america: 1005 grove ave richmond, right by vcu (virginia commonwealth university) in the 'fan area' of richmond..... it was almost 4 years after my first stay in america and a dweller of 1005 approaches and asks why i'm sitting on the steps, i explain it to her and we go up to her apartment...

8. an apartment in manhattan, me and some ex-con californian are painting the interior: he paints 'ben is a fag' on the tv screen....

this 8 point dictum represent benji's key salient experiences in america.... they represent the sunum bonum of wisdom to be gleaned from american culture, while 'stateside', as they say, the rest is just what you can catch on tv, like a movie or cartoons

god speed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7SqSNQeAFM

in case u ever wondered what rapper paul wall is saying, this is what he's saying:

What it do baby, It's Paul Wall, Players rise while haters fall
Got Fo's crawling in the 54 on the service road, I'm obeying the laws
I stay shining like headlights and I stay crawling like head lice
Just like a boy but I play the dice, them twos and threes ain't nuttin nice
Them threes and fours I'ma roll fo sho, fo's and vogues, we call 'em swang
My partner Bun B bring the pain, Wanna know what I rep? Just check the chain
In the hood is where I hang, On South Lee, that 5-9
He dippin oil, He drippin candy, From P-A to H-Town, It goes down

if anyone knows what all that actually means, pls inform me (you may use this as a tool in your quest:  http://www.urbandictionary.com/)  (hint P-A means pimparse in the sense of 'awesome')

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUN6NZ2Lx3A

chinas-wuhan-city-covered-mysterious-haze not so mysterious

http://news.yahoo.com/chinas-wuhan-city-covered-mysterious-haze-145340073.html;_ylt=AsSNxFBWromuJII5E6sxfVNtzwcF;_ylu=X3oDMTNqYXVybTAwBGNjb2RlA2N0LmMEcGtnAzNiZWYwZjgwLTcyNTAtM2Q5MS04OGFjLTVhMDk1ZDg5ZGZkYgRwb3MDNQRzZWMDbW9zdF9wb3B1bGFyBHZlcgMwYjI5YmEwMS1iM2ZjLTExZTEtYmJkYS05YzEwNmU1MzExYjc-;_ylg=X3oDMTFlamZvM2ZlBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAMEcHQDc2VjdGlvbnM-;_ylv=3

told you! china is hands down the most polluted place in the world, no doubt about it, there's nothing mysterious about this severe pollution

movies and cauliflower

had a head of cauliflower in the fridge -- took it out earlier like in afternoon -- saw it was growing some bacteria -- left it out -- went to cinema -- saw movies (mostly little parts of other movies and MIB3 in full) came home, boiled cauliflower after cutting as much black bacteria spore as possible then added: yellow  cheese, a little blue cheese (which is rotten cheese anyway), sour cream, sliced mortadella.... microwaved cheese melted........ so we have two slightly rotten elements: the blue cheese and the cauliflower.... neither would pose a significant health risk and, actually, on the contrary, would have penicillin virus fighting natural anti-biotic effects...... furthermore, we also made with the $170 power juicer a bunch of carrot, big chunk of ginger and celery a plenty along with a lemon and some oranges....... a juice.... the ginger really overpowered all other flavors and gives it a spicy tang:

now back to the cinemas........ actually convinced myself i would want to watch some punjabi movie over hollywood flicks - but then 'kabbadi' started and it was such a hopeless joke, not even entertaining, just failure from india...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2176910/    (kabaddi)

before 'kabbadi' - easily the dumbest movie ever made, started, saw some 'prometheus' -- already concluded it would be crap as soon as it first came to my attention --- it's astounding how many dumbarses in hollywood are failing making shit 3D movies --- if you put me in charge of these hollywood studios, you would only see cool movies, like MIB3 -- not dumb shit like 'wrath of the titans' -- but if these losers in hollywood want to be a bunch of 'kabaddis' -- let them -- that's their happiness, we pity them

anyway maybe prometheus wouldn't be as pathetic as 'wrath of the titans' but in a jiffy another cinema movie was starting, thought it was gonna be avengers, but thankfully, haven't been stupified by that crap yet..... thankfully it was MIB3...... good old fashioned fun.... and who better than will smith to arouse your latent feelings of repressed homosexuality along with anger and rage........ he's an incredibly cute guy, and you just want to kiss him like the ukranian guy he hit recently (my fantasy to be beaten by will smith) -- but he also makes you want to hate him coz of the whole dj jazzy jeff thing....and this is also why the aliens in MIB want to kill him and why his partner abcd doesn't want to talk to him (the dj jazzy jeff thing: unforgivable)

saw some tail end parts of 'what to expect when you're expecting' but no homo-erotic/violent instincts aroused there, oddly, will smith's kid in MIB3 looked like the same kid in 'what to expect when you're expecting'.... not sure how he got from cinema 5 to 8 but there you have it, the magic of movies, 'what to expect when you're expecting' is a dumb chick flick with no homo-erotic/hateful violent triggers like MIB3 so went and saw some more of 'kabbadi'.......... 'kabbadi' really stinks -- it's not even funny like peewee herman, just makes you feel embarrassed of punjabis and also understanding of why people want to suicice bomb in punjab

MIB3 was great though, good fun

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punjab_region

new ring tones, serial killers and rape

those topics belong together right? well they do for me, a taxi driver, as a ring tone is basically a kind of precursor to the rape i endure everyday..... you think ur a nice person? fine upstanding citizen? just watch how you yourself act every time you're in a taxi, bet ur an arsehole...

so anyway, changed my ring tone recently, from some bleeping sounds to sweet home alabama opening bars for phone calls and a-kon's snap that or tap that or wap that or whatever it's called (that has been ringing for like an eternity now - like 1.5 years -- this has bene changed to some other bleeping sounds for wake up alarm)

to serial killers; just saw a documentary on serial killer from england: dennis nilsen....... see? didn't benji tell you english people are jerks! this guy just proves it......... here are his vital stats on wikipedia:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Nilsen          http://russcoff.typepad.com/russcoff/2004/06/cofessions_of_a.html        catholic: check, divorced parents: check,

rape, watching that documentary shook a few things in my mind i guess, i just realized again how many people that were near or dear to me at some point were rape victims......... but like sexual rape, not having to listen to someone's phone calls in a taxi everyday rape......... not that there's that much difference, after a while........ and to think, i could just go ahead and tell so and so's aunt: hey you know your nephew was raped by so and so, right?  no.... not gonna go sticking my head into their stupid closet of skeletons... one american woman i knew once described being raped over an american flag by military people

letter to EU Court regarding British rule in Australia:

HI,

I am an EU citizen and also an Australian national... I have citizenship in Australia (by birth) and am concerned about the political rule here (British) and would like to know how to bring a complaint to the EU Court about the British rule in Australia. Can you advize?

Thanks
Benjamin Alvarez Martinez


Yep, today's the day that British rule in Australia has really become a criminal matter for me: the govt. here (headed by the queen of england, a german that isn't even an australian citizen!) has announced that they will inspect all 3 year olds for mental illness!!! this would be funny if it wasn't serious.... there's no end to the cowardice of these english ex-pats and their welsh and northern irish buddies! it always seems like there's some neverending-stream of losers from the 'uk' to take positions of authority here over people smarter and more knowledgeable than themselves (witness australia's 'prime minister' that is uncapable, like most of the population, to distinguish dean (a university head) from teen)....... what despicable backwardness! also threatening

they are talking about mandatory mental health checks (!!!???) for 3 year olds and they have the thompson member of parliament being investigated by police for using health union funds for prostitutes of which he seems to have been proven guilty already.... his own political party disowned him... and yet, by some mechanism of british rule, this trash is allowed to go on in parliament and now the english rednecks that are such control freaks with their radio stations, political parties, english head of state, english legal system, and on and on and on, every park and street and building named after some kind of anglo-saxon, they let this douchebag carry on in their english parliament! these people are scumbags!  and mind you too, that the american relationship with these folks speaks very badly about americans, very badly: shameful!

people are such scumbags as this out of fear and ignorance..... you can sense alot of fear also in the dumbarse americans, that tend to hide in a bag of doritos, piling on the pounds, hiding in fear

on some harvard book on schizophrenia

i have with me a book written by some harvard educated american psychiatrists on schizophrenia.... while today's modern, western (and now 'eastern' - former communist countries and india and the rest of the world that is lifting itself out of poverty) educated minds are, we hope, to be looked back upon, as the utter idiots that they are in less than 100,000 years from now (is that too much to hope for?)....... the writer, at the risk of being labelled with 'delusions of grandeur' (a psychological disorder based on inferiority complex), will posit that it is merely common sense, and no delusion of grandeur, to think that there may be minds, in coming millenia and even perhaps 0.1%, or even 0.0001% of the coming population in the next 1000 years, that it is self-evident that today's 'educated' man is a purely, lousy, moronic slob of a fraud

this is really evident in the psychiatrists of this world....... while it is true that people sometimes do fall into a pitfall of delusional thinking, paranoia, psychosis and genuine mental illness, it is self-evident that the psychiatrists of today are basically predators seeking to gain a simple upper middle-class lifestyle ($$$ ca-ching) on the backs of the downtrodden...... the means to doing this is first of all by labelling the victim class, the mother donor organism, the afore-mentioned, temporarily blighted downtrodden ones, as PERMANENTLY  disfunctional....... if it were not so, the lifeblood of the psychiatrists would dry up and they would be out of a job, likewise for the massive pharmaceutical companies that bleed these profits in this most dishonorable way

psychosis and mental disorder is very sketchy, is it not? most certainly it all basically derives from external influences: traumatic and bothersome events that crush a person's psyche...... to listen or read the garbage of today's imbecile 'scientists', in psychiatry and other fields, that spout on about 'genes' and 'genome maps' it is all to obvious to the real thinking mind that they know nothing about genes and genome maps and are like primitive cavemen stumbling upon some ruins left behind by an ancient and now extinct, superior civilization

here's a concrete example: i guarantee you, that i could take ANY psychiatrist and produce psychotic and abhorent mental disorders in him or her, merely through the process of torturing them........ then, at the end of it all, i would promise them to be released and left to live a happy life if they sign a contract saying they are 'gay' and therefore not mentally ill due to the fact that homosexuality is no longer an acceptable form of mental illness as we are better than thinking like that.......... but what would become of this poor shell? they would be a broken, hobbled person........ in fact, this experiment was already carried out by the russians during communism when thousands of people were tortured and broken down....... just read solzhenitsyn's 'gulag archipelago' to get a clue

just look at these right-wingers on fox news, they fit every psychiatric precept of 'paranoid thinking' - to hear them talk, the 'left-wing' is some kind of massive conspiracy against them, plotting against them, spying on them, waiting to entrap them...... completely delusional! bill o'reilly, stossel, hannity: paranoid schizophrenics... what could instantly cure them? a little homosexuality, maybe a tongue kiss here or there, instantly cured, gays are not crazy for being gay

in short, it's dissappointing to live in a world of morons... but people should take hope in two facts: one, man's future destiny is not to be a hopeless moron, two: it falls to the individual, and he has the power, not to be a moron

i wish you, hopeless moron, plodding idiot, the best in lifting yourself out of your present, pathetic stupor.... now i give you this benediction: buck up!

http://news.yahoo.com/pentagons-robot-sewing-machines-aim-chinas-factories-182939737.html

how come i don't have a social life?

the nearest thing i get to getting invited to a party is turning on the tv and watching fox news (and that means listening to bitchier bitching than a gay hairdressing salon)... how is that possible? one of my taxi customers yesterday was telling me how huge some party was he was meant to have tonite: hired hot women to pour drinks, a dj, 80 people... i rock up to his house and hear crickets, lights turned low, not like 20-50 cars parked all around.... nothing

i used to go to parties, that's how come i know what they are: in LA, here in sydney.... in madrid......... i've even socialized with ppl in nyc and china.......... but those days are long gone....... i have one party invite from some african ppl here in sydney -- i'll have to go....

nobody loves me - think i'll eat some worms, long one,s skinny ones, big fat curly ones, i'll eat them and throw the skins away, no-one will know i'll eat worms all day

take that movie 'kick-ass'.... it's pathetic right? not even a real movie.... see if the producers had've invited me to a party we all would have ended up winners: i would have had a social life, at least for a day, and they would have benefited by my advice: stop this garbage immediately, go and film the reproductive habits of the amazonian butterfly, that would actually be a movie

recollections of china

ok, right now should be sleepy time after a 15 hour shift of driving plus working the two previous days, also ludicrous hours to make up for the slowdown locally here mostly due to the onset of cold winter weather about a month ago meaning sydney-siders do not want to go out.... speaking of australians, it is an absolute disgrace that 'sports officials' (frustrated/incapable athletes that take to burocracy and lording it over athletes) have taken to censuring some swim meet athletes for posing with high-powered rifles in america, ludicrous! that's what losers these pompous anglos are! they shoot themselves in the foot with their decrepit crap! can you imagine punishing your best swimming athletes for posing with high-powered rifles!!! how backward!!

once in paris in 2002, one of my students at total fina elf was asking me about australia and i told him it was a backward country, he said, well if you think australia is backwards, then you have to go to china........ and this must have been what francis bacon meant when he said that the french are wiser than they seem........... at the time he told me this i never thought i'd end up in china.... but that's what happened.... although technically, i already had been in china prior to that, coz of that visit to tibet........

used to listen to this song when driving a taxi in sydney in 1999 (smash mouth - all star.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E)  that was b4 'smart phones' (arsehole phones)


it's worth mentioning, that after driving 20 hours straight, that's when your mind really enters shutdown, drawn out tough territory, and beethoven symphonies take on all new meaning (and moreso into hour 21 and 22 and 23)

ok, here goes: keeping it squarely inside 'china' (including tibet) -- 19 months together taken from august 2000 thru february 2006:

ice cold... snow and ice everywhere, bitter cold.... a long hose is left running over the snow, it smooths the snow into a bumpy ice rink.... skates on, it's hard, tired, unfit, smoker..... bump - fall, none of the 16 year old skater high school students laugh at the fall, it hurts, carry on... skate, skate tired

sit at yum-cha table: eat a cocoon, not bad, crunchy, eat another, and another....

people in beijing eat goat's testicles

girlfriend says her grandma had a baby girl and slayed it immediately after birthing it, placenta fresh and steaming, slayed it coz it was a girl and not a boy, 'do you think that's wrong?' i asked her... 'no, why?' she replied

friend made the mistake of drinking water from the tap without boiling it first, ouch, spends a day in agony bedridden, describes it as having a knife in his belly, you ask yourself, if you can drink that water after boiling it and be healthy (and you can and do everyday), how is it the boiling really fixes it so much

water coolers don't have cold water, chinese don't believe in drinking cold water, room temperature or warmer is normal -- tea is everywhere -- chinese love tea -- forget about buying cheese


16 year old students overworked, one falls pregnant from steamy foray with opposite sex, obliged to have abortion... another student suicides from school window.... too many hours at school and the bland uniformity of it all too taxing....


people buzz everywhere, massive shopping centres, malls, level after level of shopping, neverending masses of people everywhere, noise, red, firecrackers.... cranes building, the countryside peasants that sit jobless on the sidewalks.... the subways, the airports.....  all those signs in chinese, what the hell do they say? almost nothing in english


eat with chopsticks....... the feel of the land in guangdong........ the spirit in the air, in the ether where people's thoughts are in guangdong.... guangzhou


rolling down hills of grass in yunnan, tumbing down the hill sideways........ neverending peace.... calmness... tranquility..... being


the calm whine of chinese music or the steady chanting buddhistic music... the occasional (post cultural revolution) sanctum set up to some old chinese man with a flowing beard and incense


the desperately poor tibetan kids in tibet that only know one english word: 'money, money' and say it desperately like they are really desperate for some money.... their peasant mothers living in outdoor tents - dirt poor

the sophisticates of beijing and shenzhen expensive niteclubs

the dirty air everywhere, the stories of poisoned countryside... the metallic dirty yellow dust of the deserts that rise and blow over to korea and japan poisoning the air there......... the completely flagrant example of thorough environmental degradation on every level........ poisoning a river water supply with heavy acids just to save a few dollars, leaving a village to die slowly and immensely painfully, without even bothering to tell them about it

the cultural revolution themed restaurant where everything is decked out according to cultural revolution layout/posters/etc/amazing.... the first time i stepped in front a group of little kids (to 'teach')

the black new mercedes benz of the communist elite, 100,000$ brand new black mercedes benz...always mercedes or bmw's and black -- riding in one of them with my boss, some bigshot in the commie party


the neverending parents with only one child (never two) --


the food that is unbeatable anywhere in the world, that changes from city to city


the famous tourist attraction 'paradise lake' that is just some dirty nasty pool of wretched water with stinking brown smog everywhere


the hot bitches -- foxy chinese women --- the lack of obese people... the old people doing tai chi in the mornings en masse in a park


the feeling of safety and freedom everywhere (my feeling - not someone else's), never lacking buddies to play sports with: table tennis, volleyball, soccer, basketball


the very very elderly, old bent stooped men and women in llasa turning prayer wheels as they walk around the massive tibetan monasteries....


the dancefloors full of african traders, africans all over it bumping away with one commie cop in full uniform on a little dais above it, his face rock solid stoney, unblinking


the tv channels and society that shows such an utter, non-contemptuous, utter indifference to american or european culture... probably the only place in the world where you can completely and utterly escape europe and america and everything 'western', without being forced  to, but merely because the locals are utterly uninterested in any kind of american or european culture (movies, etc) -- the movies are all a massive backlog of kung-fu movies, which, even during the communist times of the 60s and 50s, still kicked arse

the big budget, modern chinese action movies made for the massive cinemas sprouting everywhere

the fact that 1.3 billion people all speak the same language, and don't give a shit about democracy - astounding.... and everyone gets along just swell


the ridiculous traffic jams.... people chewing bamboo... the cheap hotels.... scaffolding made of bamboo solely, old-school... energy spent is energy lost


the museums


the maturity of the people.... the lack of ridiculously gratuitous sexualized media, but we cannot say that the chinese are prudish........


the neverending rush of people, the neverending apartments, the neverending streets, the enormity of it...... the bicycle rides


the fact that trees still exist there, and grass


the unlikelihood you would be safe drinking any kind of water from a river or lake anywhere in china... the utter lack of anyone that isn't chinese - the fact that they all speak mandarin

the number four in everything (people dressed as the number four like in sesame street pop out of every corner offering you beer - they work for the govt.)... the squareness.... the body movement and body language -- the genes


the same music, in every high school from one side to another of the giant place: playing eye-rubbing music at the same time every day, all over china, and the students rubbing their eyes, uniformly, wearing uniform and the great majority having short hair, so that the kids do not get sore eyes

the student in icy jilin that was 1/4 japanese a bastard child of a japanese rape of china circa ww2, the classmates that despised him for it


the complete (and tonically refreshing) lack of christianity, from top to bottom, left to right, everywhere

the drinky drinks

lying on a patch of well-kept grass with my buddy nichole in the sun, looking at eachother and then me humping the grass a little -- hearing her laugh -- a male and female police officers walk by

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thangka

here we see a typical tibetan image -- one of few used by tibetan monks -- others include plain images of boddhisatvas (sometimes with many arms) and occasionally bordered with images of couples engaged in sexual intercourse (but in such a way that it never seems gratutous and sleazy pornography and more like a depiction of natural law)........ however this common tibetan image is essentially monster man - with his crown of skeletons, he appears to be something akin to hindu-ism's shiva, the destroyer, however his meaning must be plenty different as, as mentioned above, the tibetans have very very few images and very few gods..... destroyer God looks like he's ready to kick some arse and not take prisoners........ this brings up an interesting notion of God: you would have noticed that God seems basically unknowable, intangible, and that you are indeed stuck with humans, for better or worse and they are, in fact, your God... then you get some sunlight and rain, a little moonlight and starlight and the earth and atmosphere and some animals and that's about it.... a little hope, a little Faith, dreams to dream and you're on your own........ this begs the question, perhaps, are we just some kind of sophisticated toys that God has dreamt up...... we cannot imagine how God can be, only contemplate some old Tibetan manuscripts from thousands of years ago that mention vague abstractions like: wet and dry are combined and this begins creation (similar stories in china also)....... this doesn't answer much does it?

Tibetan monks are expected to visualize their various Thangka images, the boddhisattvas, etc

continuing

continuing on that last post... death of a loved one can bring tears to your eyes.... in popular culture, probably the most poignant mention of death is in hamlet's gravedigger scene where hamlet horation and the gravedigger reminisce about the dead jorrik.(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvCuNjcUI0M)......... other images that come to mind are eygptian mothers slapping their backs with branches by the pyramids (there's a big graveyard right there, and you can actually sleep on a big rock perched just above that graveyard, the giant pyramids, right in your face).... there's that funny scene in the wedding crasher movie, where that will farrel character talks up crashing funerals to pick up women, humorous (watch it here:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB7R14xBI6g), also memorable were the images of palestinian arab women in palestine cheering after 9/11 and doing that tongue-ulolizing or whatever they call that curdling scream...... u.s. military funerals with the ceremony and ritualism - the folding of the flag, etc.... but perhaps the greatest depiction of death of a loved one is the following clip from the simpsons cartoon where a traumatized vet who fails to save a hamster, goes on to throw it in a trash bin in the corner, scoring 2 points in the basketball net on the way... (see clip) which is to say, you have to get over your grief and just see the positive side to death: the departed will go on to bigger and better things in various forms of the afterlife, disincarnate and otherwise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLXnQX18ttU  (simpsons - dead hamster)

now what i wanted to do with this line of thought is keep the things from tibet and move it onto china, as benji has spent some 18 months in mainland china from december 2003 thru february 2006, plus the 3 weeks in tibet in the year 2000 aforementioned.... we'll take that whole experience as one big 19months in 'china', as the chinese govt. would have it (one big china)... and see what we can come with.... (but not right now)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTV7v4PuHos  (pussycat dolls - buttons) - this song kicks arse

off topic, tangentally, here's a story about high amount of suicides by u.s. troops

http://news.yahoo.com/ap-impact-suicides-surging-among-us-troops-204148055.html

$170 juicer nigga

you pay about 5 times more than some chinese crap from china, but what a juicer.... looking forward to a whole new level of smoothie now.... no need to floss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qoSRHTu7-4

 in other news schoolyard brawler paul krugman from the nytimes has a dust up with estonian pm also a student at some yankee university.... estonian pm promises to punch him out after school and take his lunch money... fight! fight! fight!

here's a story about china forbidding int. tourists to tibet indef.:

http://news.yahoo.com/china-forbids-international-tourism-tibet-indefinitely-121550685--abc-news-topstories.html;_ylt=Apwoc9Y3wy3aSr0S.utlGzSs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNsMHFvbm1mBG1pdANUb3BTdG9yeSBGUARwa2cDYzhkMWUxM2EtN2JjZi0zZjliLWJlM2MtYjdjMzk2NGEzNDEyBHBvcwM5BHNlYwN0b3Bfc3RvcnkEdmVyAzk2OWVlNmExLWIwYjktMTFlMS1iYzZkLTViNDcxYWNjOTdjOQ--;_ylg=X3oDMTFlamZvM2ZlBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAMEcHQDc2VjdGlvbnM-;_ylv=3

so benji promises to share his lame experience in tibet in the year 2000.... (some other time, soon)... i still remember looking at mount everest for the first time ever... on august 17 2000 there in tibet, from the tibetan side (not from nepal) --- it was, co-incidentally my sister's birthday who had passed away a little more than a year before that....... actually maybe i'll try to transcribe some of those moments right now.... sun's come up a moment ago and benji's ripe for bedtime.... having knocked out 2 shifts already this week

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTj4cramPM&ob=av3e
(gwen stefani - hella good)

that's right, my crazy lively sister raquel, who was a character but that didn't mean she had character (to quote pulp fiction) was indeed born on august 17, 1969 (69 very appropriately for raquel).... she was really quite a character and maybe i'll delve into that more some other time.... raquel suicided on may 23rd 1999 which was terribly sad, but i respect the fact that hanging herself must have taken a shitload of guts, i mean if you're gonna kill yourself, popping a cap in your brain is too easy.... or popping pills....... hanging yourself is some really old school way to do it, we don't approve, but it just seems gutsier than suicide pill.....  a year after her passing, and the whole time being a staunch believer in reincarnation, like the tibetans, i didn't particularly find it surprising to see everest up close and personal for the first time on raquel's birthday...... on the way to llasa we visited the city of shigatse which is the seat of the punchen lama........ we rode in a convoy of 3 four wheel drives from kathmandu... i rode with two spaniards and our tibetan guide plus the driver.......... in llasa there was a notable fight between two tibetan women on the street one time (spent 2 weeks in llasa + trip in and out another week)....... what comes to mind now is the stooped, bent backs of the old tibetan women, who seem to age prematurely, and their wrinkled, but sunburnt skin...... later will have to remember more for you.... but now it's off to sleep land

we recall our travel buddy in llasa was a young english woman, possibly a little older than benji, who was 24 at the time..... since starting his trip to spain a few weeks beforehand, benji had begun to drink exceedingly heavily, perhaps in order to acclimatize to the future reality in catholic spain.... also smoking alot of pot too.... however, almost a year prior to starting this trip at the end of july 2000, benji did not partake in booze and pot, being a shut-in hermit for about 10 months..........

the young english woman was the daughter of some kind of english diplomat and had a level head on her shoulders..... there was also a german couple at our hotel which was pretty much right in downtown llasa, the german girl was memorable for her good looks and the fact she could actually speak tibetan and was on a longer journey into tibet than the most of us..... at one point the german girl busted out some hash and we started smoking that too......... another time i was so hopelessly drunk eating yak burger with some american guy called mike who had been living in japan and was boasting how he could hold a typical japanese woman up in 'one hand'  (that's how tiny they were)......... at some point at the yakburger hotel restaurant with mike around, i had to run outside mid-meal to throw up due to general effects of drunken-ness

anyway, there must have been a helluva lot of relatively sober time to tell you about there, and probably my english travel buddy and my spanish travel buddies never knew how drunk i was.... i remember arriving to madrid later and just drinking about 2 or 3 litres of wine a day straight for weeks as soon as getting there...... starting in the daytime, sometimes with help from my buddies there......... my homeboy in spain arranged a bank xfer to me to tibet and he said his homey at the bank was blown away by that.........

regardless of how much booze was consumed in on this trip, we're gonna get you some good details from tibet....... right down to the little details in the thanka drapes of the monasteries......... with the english girl, checking out some monasteries, a tibetan monk came up to us and i was snarfing on some fried chicken so i just gave it to the monk for a joke and he ate it........ that struck me coz they're meant to be vegetarians.... my english buddy said he was just obliging me coz i insisted but i didn't buy it at the time

oh and btw, the very hard-working raquel really paid for this trip with her hard work coz it was actually paid for with money from her 401k pension fund account........ thanks raquel! and smoke less pot in your next life-time buddy!

gwen stefani's tits (not to be confused w. china)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt1YkGO2Ieo&feature=fvsr

gwen stefani - hey baby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REycCu49Vvk
(puff daddy)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUgwuvEe_xw
(puff daddy and buds)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQnxtNd8H3g&feature=fvst
(more of diddy's musical buddies)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZwC7C7kEv4
(twerk that - project pat)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8xvF1t9sjQ&feature=fvst
(nwa-real niggaz don't dYe)

BOSTON (Reuters) - A fire that caused an estimated $400 million in damage to a U.S. Navy nuclear-powered submarine docked in Maine may have been caused by a vacuum cleaner (obviously that sucks), authorities said on Wednesday.

The fire in the forward compartment - which includes crew living, command and control spaces and the torpedo room - of the USS Miami on May 23 took about 12 hours to extinguish and injured seven firefighters.
"Preliminary findings indicate the fire started in a vacuum cleaner used to clean work sites at end of shift, and stored in an unoccupied space," the shipyard's public affairs office said in a release. Specific details are still being evaluated.

eye rack summore

okay there's been a report in the news about iraq oil: it's now pumping more than ever under saddam hussein and it's gonna go higher and higher.... the effect is offsetting the effect of iran sanctions....... despite everyone saying the americans went there to own the oil, the iraq govt., which is basically a democracy, awards contracts to the chinese (who sent no troops), the dutch, whoever.......

now here's a rack, not from fox news channel but from some hollywood actress in some movie called 'the oakley seven' or 'the 7' which is just a simple low budget kind of horror movie made in 2006 based on the mexican folklore monster: the 'chupacabras' (sux-goats or goatsucker)........ here she is after her teacher and 6 schoolmates were slain by the chupacabras.... she's a bit bloody and shocked but apart from that, she's fine

the english speaking intelligentsia (that knows no other languages)

we've covered the topic alot already of the danger of american institutions championing quintessentially racist institutions like the british monarchy to the detriment of people born into nations the afore-mentioned wish to exploit intentionally or else damage without caring...... no reasonable thinker can deny that the english monarchy is an institution the english race alone uses for racial exploitation in the various countries they have inhabited (new zealand, australia, etc)......

why do americans tag along with this? apart from the shared usage of anglo-saxon names? the answer is ignorance, but also, a broken university system...... this is why there is now a crisis in america of university students that graduate and cannot find work

but if you spend 150,000$ (and why should you?)... to study with a bunch of people that turn a blind eye to habitual drug use (like ecstasy, marijuana, alcohol, cocaine, etc), who shamelessly and self-deceptively claim to believe in 'freedom of expression', 'freedom of speech'... but who, in fact, really believe in the superiority of a pre-dominately white population and having an anglo-saxon name (and this is what the american 'arts' departments basically believe in)........... if you're this kind of fraudster, then why, after all of that, should you deserve a job? why should you complain about indian people in india taking your job?

why wouldn't you avoid the corrupt and broken university and find your own real knowledge?

the dumbarse dave letterman

well, haven't seen the guy since the last time he was mentioned on this blog, and, unfortunately, he hasn't accidentally slipped in a pool of water on his stage floor and broken his neck in front of the cameras, sometimes you just cannot win them all......

scientists are talking about studying letterman's genes to isolate a still hypothetical 'dumbarse' gene........ certain scientists feel letterman is sure to host the hypothetical 'dumbarse' gene.....

if dave slipped and broke his neck we would all be happily rid of him and also he could donate his body to science.......

we hope he burns in hell, God we hate you jew

hey and speaking of jews and old folks falling over and breaking their neck: check out 'family guy' episode 8acx14...... coz that's exactly what it's about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l45DAuXYSIs

mozart's symphony 40......... look if you suffer from DUMBARSE-ism -- and there's every chance you do, don't look past mozart's symphony 40 for a cure.... known for raising people's intelligence levels, at least temporarily (now scientifically proven)....... symphony 40 is a goddam masterpiece

he starts with a little theme - nothing too heavy - it runs about 2 minutes, then he starts the theme over again.... (total running time about 6.5 minutes) -- another minute of this new theme -- the music meanders a little, picks up some more steam... progresses...  winds down about around 3:50... around 4:30 there's more dilettantism, unclearness, overtoned and contrasted with surety... more progression...

but it won't be later into the piece where mozart brings out the oboes (5:45) and then you know that he is the anti-dumbarse, at least musically.... words cannot describe how much arse these oboes kick....

well from DUMBARSES to Hendrix

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=wMEeJVBhAnQ
(jimi hendrix - voodoo chile)

well it begs the question: after all that was just said about dumb american celebrity culture and its obnoxious influence of the DUMBARSE european dna-ed peoples of the world, it begs the question if Jimi Hendrix was a dumbarse... saying Hendrix was a dumbarse is like saying white people can take black people to court for not enforcing affirmative action laws allowing them to 'succeed' in the rap and gangsta rap world......... wouldn't make sense, right? how can a white guy successfully sue black people in a court coz he never made it big as a rapper coz they tried to suppress his talent???  anyway, Hendrix would have had a pretty hefty price to pay for all his dumbarse-ism -- but in his case, we suspect he knew what he was doing

ok, now whose rack is this (from fox news?): look carefully, it's very foxy - it even moves

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/9/xdw4ug.gif/

dumb european genes

some random thoughts for you: (and btw that last rack was julie banderas).....

after having driven a taxi 3 years, i feel i almost cannot drive anymore, if before there was some information to be gleaned, now there are only dumbarses to be removed from A to B.... you cannot believe what inconsiderate scumbag pricks people are, and the big issue is european genes...... even culture, like american culture, cannot overcome this, and in many cases, exacerbates it......... e.g., last nite: pick up two absolute losers, australians, with basically only european genes, everything that comes out of their mouth is pure trash, nothing they say can remotely approximate intelligence or a clue about life or wisdom (and this is common today, and again, the culprits are basically 99.99999% european gene bearers and this applies to americans as well).... these people are so offensive, by merely being themselves and talking in their 'playful banter' (puerile garbage they have seen on american tv shows and movies and which they hopelessly and sadly recycle in a lame attempt at name-dropping and being 'cool' - acting like complete losers they see on complete loser american tv and movies)..... once you have safely dropped off this human trash, this lost humanity, and gotten your money, you have a chance to remove mozart's jupiter symphony from your i-pod

but a moment later, there's another hail.... now it's some americans, maybe the guy is gay, they're getting in in the gay district and three dumbarse loudmouth girls -- and they look young so maybe college educated........ again, more big losers, put symphony 40 ('jupiter') back on loud and drive the dumbarses across the harbor bridge....... you know the americans have that community 'esprit', and that zeal for nation, that they have, with their marching bands and dressing up teddy bears and marching in straight lines with glitter and spangles or whatever it is they do, with all that, they couldn't just act like some dumb clone like a dumb ossie/aussie that just imitates and regurgitates garbage they see on american tv, an american should at least have a little more substance right? wrong........ and university isn't helping them, and that's exactly why these dumbarse graduates losers DESERVE to be unemployed............. complete dumbarse losers......... even with berkely educations and new york universities: dumbarses......... losers........ be sure: i'm sure


later i get to pick up a 55 chinese guy and without even saying a word to him in mandarin (yet), just seeing my next customer is a relief, coz i know he won't be a DUMBARSE.......... and of course, he isn't, but a smart business guy who knows how to make money and probably gonna be richer with his little restaurant than aforementioned DUMBARSES ever will be.......... why does the DUMBARSE donald trump badmouth the chinese so much? coz he's a DUMBARSE.... what's his problem: european genes.... that's america's problem too


nietzsche was right: asians ARE more spiritually evolved, ARE more mellow......... europeans ARE sick brutes........ and their shitty genes are what the americans have too and that's why they're DUMBARSES too and why they DESERVE to be unemployed and saddled with a shitload of debt: coz they're DUMBARSES


why are they DUMBARSES?  how to even explain it, if you don't already get it: these are people with no self-respect, and no proper understanding of themself, that are ANTI-confucian....... where confucias understood the need to work with community........ these americans wouldn't even join the military to serve their nation, and the europeans and australians, well they probably wouldn't either........ this is exactly the kind of human that SHOULDN'T be bred........ and seeing our over-populated world and finite coal/petrol, i predict this DUMBARSE will have to be UNMADE...... and the americans will have to re-learn not to be a DUMBARSE


how can you, non-asian-gened person, avoid being a DUMBARSE? first look to what comes out of your mouth........ if you cannot control your animal passions, than at least keep your mouth shut....... don't let your out of control animal passions make you a COMPLETE DUMBARSE..... if you like to go out friday and saturday nights, to your waseo: DON'T.......... don't cultivate a bunch of useless friendships that will go nowhere, keep to yourself, instead of going out to be a slut, stay home and read a book..... jerk off if you have to and then tell yourself: well that's what DUMBARSES do......... and if you have to be a whore: tell yourself, well even a monkey can fuck another monkey, that doesn't make me special (if you tell urself that right there, you will at least be able to realize you're still a DUMBARSE) -- one of the biggest dangers for DUMBARSES is they don't even realize what DUMBARSES they are, they KID THEMSELVES........ it's easy to convince yourself of anything, it's easier to believe a made-up ego than see the reality....... also, american society is kidding itself: it places ARCH DUMBARSES on such pedestals: movie actors and tv actors especially........ i guarantee you: 99.99% (or more) of movie actors and tv actors are colossal DUMBARSES and will only lead you astray: avoid their DUMBARSE-ISM... avoid trying to sound like you're in some american movie and you're hip and cool, coz that's a sure sign of pure DUMBARSE-ISM.... look if you have to go and take drugs and have a big gang orgy clusterfuck to get something out of your system, go ahead, do what you have to do, but keep your mouth shut: don't be such a dumbarse that you have to act like a disrespectful, non self-respecting DUMBARSE........... in general: abstain from alcohol and abstain from sluttiness: it WILL make you a DUMBARSE... and there's nothing that your precious DUMBARSE leaders from hollywood or american tv or dumbarse land america or dumbarse europe or anywhere else can say or do to prove otherwise


if you have only asian genes, don't worry, unless you're one of the dumbarses that's acts COMPLETELY western and DUMBARSE, you have nothing to worry about