dumbarses of england and america

well if ever there were two dumbarse trophies to hang on your parlor wall above the hearth while you kick your feet up and smoke your pipe, it would be the heads of england and america, little dumbarse and big dumbarse

just a moment ago, was listening to the bbc..... as usual, the cretinous englishman makes a horrible show of being 'irreproachable' and a 'paradigm of transparency and goodness' before slagging off anyone dumb enough to talk to him about his or her country's 'corruption' problems....... obviously, if english people weren't corrupt, i would have a career conmensurate to my abilities amongst englishmen, however, englishmen are not interested in innovation, just pompousness, binge drinking and pretending to be 'above' this that and the other vice, including corruption, so much for the englishman, incapable of challenging you beyond repelling you with his obnoxious morbidity

now to big dumbarse: mr. america..... you know, americans are so stupid, they will immediately start boasting about achievements people from completely different states (that just happen to share citizenship with them), with completely different genes, completely unrelated to them, they will start assuming other peoples' achievements as their own...... they are always anxious to pick a fight with the 'non-american'..... then, if it turns out, as all issues eventually do, about individuals with differences, the american has to forget about making it about the backward pakistanis and has to make it about race (eg., pakistani) if the party in question is a u.s. citizen, black (that old chestnut), a non-christian (for the southerners), a commie, an indian (native-american)...... in short, whitey always has an excuse for failure outside of himself and he's never to blame -- that's whitey american for you: good for sporting an anglo-saxon name and not much else

what's wrong with america? first of all, their immigration system is a JOKE.... the only redeeming thing about their immigration system is that you can be in america illegally, get a fake social security number, and pay tax to the IRS (who will not bother caring whether your IRS social security number is real or not), this is the only good thing about america's immigration system, the rest of it, the 'legal' (read: ridiculously and pathetically weak burocratic) parts are absurd -- just pathetic

to be continued...