http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM (wheatus - teenage dirtbag)
dear president of ecuador,
you may have heard of me, it is i, julian assaunge.... where shall i begin, how about an abrupt to the point:
dude
can i totally go live in your country, maybe like indefinitely, i mean,
would that be okay? i will be sweet for money, i have tons of fans and
supporters and i heard you all have western union over there...
i totally love ecuador dude, i mean, who doesn't? and we both
know the only good american is a south american... dude i don't even
totally know who hates those dirty yankee cunts more, you or me, i hope
they catch yeast infection soon!
dude you wouldn't need to worry about me over in ecuador, i am
totally not a racist... that whole sweeden thing? man, that is just what
we do in australia when our coffee is bidder dude, we just sweeden it a
little, dah!
and look, i can be really useful to your country, i mean, i was a
dean in australia once you know, so i'm like educated... i could
totally work at one of your fine universities, i mean i was getting into
bars and all before i was a dean, but once i turned a dean, i never
needed fake ID after that dude.....
i love partying but i reckon i could like work on my watercolours
or just hang out at the streetmarkets... maybe start growing some
cranberry... i heard that's good for yeast infection anyway....
lemme know soon and if i should bring PJs, i love slumberparties, is the weather hot there now?
yours sincerely,
jack the ripper, oh i mean julian assaunge, dah!
in other news... http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/sex-toy-fools-entire-chinese-village-142914102--abc-news-topstories.html;_ylt=AmlCmlTKITIyZBcBN7EAHD6s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTVscmcwMmg1BGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDTmV3cyBGb3IgWW91IDUgU3RvcmllcwRwa2cDMTA4ZDk4ZmUtNWY4ZS0zYTg5LWIwZjYtNDYwOGNiNmExNTUxBHBvcwM0BHNlYwNNZWRpYUJMaXN0TWl4ZWROZXdzRm9yWW91Q0FUZW1wBHZlcgNlNDFlYzI5MS1iYTFiLTExZTEtYjJmZi01ZTM1OGNhYTdmMDg-;_ylg=X3oDMTFpNzk0NjhtBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25z;_ylv=3
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