Wednesday, June 20, 2012

letter from julian assange to president of ecuador (??!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM  (wheatus - teenage dirtbag)

dear president of ecuador,

you may have heard of me, it is i, julian assaunge.... where shall i begin, how about an abrupt to the point:

dude can i totally go live in your country, maybe like indefinitely, i mean, would that be okay? i will be sweet for money, i have tons of fans and supporters and i heard you all have western union over there...


i totally love ecuador dude, i mean, who doesn't? and we both know the only good american is a south american... dude i don't even totally know who hates those dirty yankee cunts more, you or me, i hope they catch yeast infection soon!


dude you wouldn't need to worry about me over in ecuador, i am totally not a racist... that whole sweeden thing? man, that is just what we do in australia when our coffee is bidder dude, we just sweeden it a little, dah!


and look, i can be really useful to your country, i mean, i was a dean in australia once you know, so i'm like educated... i could totally work at one of your fine universities, i mean i was getting into bars and all before i was a dean, but once i turned a dean, i never needed fake ID after that dude.....


i love partying but i reckon i could like work on my watercolours or just hang out at the streetmarkets... maybe start growing some cranberry... i heard that's good for yeast infection anyway....


lemme know soon and if i should bring PJs, i love slumberparties, is the weather hot there now?


yours sincerely,
jack the ripper, oh i mean julian assaunge, dah!

in other news...   http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/sex-toy-fools-entire-chinese-village-142914102--abc-news-topstories.html;_ylt=AmlCmlTKITIyZBcBN7EAHD6s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTVscmcwMmg1BGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDTmV3cyBGb3IgWW91IDUgU3RvcmllcwRwa2cDMTA4ZDk4ZmUtNWY4ZS0zYTg5LWIwZjYtNDYwOGNiNmExNTUxBHBvcwM0BHNlYwNNZWRpYUJMaXN0TWl4ZWROZXdzRm9yWW91Q0FUZW1wBHZlcgNlNDFlYzI5MS1iYTFiLTExZTEtYjJmZi01ZTM1OGNhYTdmMDg-;_ylg=X3oDMTFpNzk0NjhtBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25z;_ylv=3

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