how come i don't have a social life?

the nearest thing i get to getting invited to a party is turning on the tv and watching fox news (and that means listening to bitchier bitching than a gay hairdressing salon)... how is that possible? one of my taxi customers yesterday was telling me how huge some party was he was meant to have tonite: hired hot women to pour drinks, a dj, 80 people... i rock up to his house and hear crickets, lights turned low, not like 20-50 cars parked all around.... nothing

i used to go to parties, that's how come i know what they are: in LA, here in sydney.... in madrid......... i've even socialized with ppl in nyc and china.......... but those days are long gone....... i have one party invite from some african ppl here in sydney -- i'll have to go....

nobody loves me - think i'll eat some worms, long one,s skinny ones, big fat curly ones, i'll eat them and throw the skins away, no-one will know i'll eat worms all day

take that movie 'kick-ass'.... it's pathetic right? not even a real movie.... see if the producers had've invited me to a party we all would have ended up winners: i would have had a social life, at least for a day, and they would have benefited by my advice: stop this garbage immediately, go and film the reproductive habits of the amazonian butterfly, that would actually be a movie