friday's dave letterman

features woody harrelson, you know he was the guy in cheers and also the skinhead in american history x and between those gigs he lay in bed for a long time doing nothing.......

but before that, dave invoked Zoltar, the demon-god of television and violence after the colorado slaying at the batman movie premiere in aurora colorado on thursday night local time....... here's dave's top 10 things Zoltar the demon-god of television and violence said after he was appeased by fresh blood:

number 10:  well at least anderson cooper won't have to blabber on about the syrians for a while

(floor manager holds up card to audience saying 'laugh' -- laughter ensues)

number 9: that'll keep the talking heads busy for a while

(laughs ensue)

number 8: guess he didn't like sequels much

number 7: and to think they wanted the NRA to stop selling shoulder-launched RPGs

number 6: it's not like you'd make violence the central theme of all of your movies and tv shows and
               then just kind of ignore this, right?

number 5: check please, Zoltar is full

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and so forth.......