it seems moot to add an occasional section for would be and aspiring psycho killers to do something to address their issues into this blog......... and if u are some kind of whackjob -- you know that benji gets you........... so maybe next posting will touch on that - and for now, just try to get some exercise, try touching your tows ten times in a row and then do 20 starjumps.......extending arms out and spreading legs out then arms in and legs back in........
but while regular exercise is good for the body, you need more help than that coz you're annoyed and certain parts of your brain can lead to massive amounts of suffering, before appealing to your sense of empathy which may in fact be atrophied (that's funny - you can laugh at that last point) -- but what's not funny is that you're a psycho killer -- bold action must be taken to fix you up! -- benji suggests: go to guangzhou --- go to guangzhou?? you say... isn't that in china?
yep, go spend a year in guangzhou before you start killing anyone, you can even develop a heroine habit there (yes, you can get it there)....... that means before you go stockpiling weapons, drawing up attack charts and visualizing all those whimpers of fear and being the centre of attention just like tom sawyer, just go and spend a year in guangzhou -- imagine all the freedom you'll have there, as opposed to a tiny jail cell year after year before being put to death.......... take it from benji buddy! bring your laptop computer and some dvds - buy the rest of your dvds there......
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