Zoltar versus Ganesh

as we have seen, Zoltar is the God of America (and television violence): the father of Jesus that sent his son to say: 'what father would give his son a stone, if he asked for bread?' and then sat by while his son was left to die, crucified on a cross in agony after taking some severe beatings and whippings and being spat upon, etc....... Zoltar who destroys the masses with his mighty earthquakes and storms.... Zoltar who occasionally robs the mothers' children, just to tug at their heartstrings and show them who is boss... Zoltar who, above all, exulted in violence, either in artistic depiction, or else in reality... Zoltar who always sided with the Jews and Christians in their wars against the Moslems and who loved bombs and massive explosions and knifings and fist-fights.......

well the hubbub about the batman crazy shooter in colorado was completely expelled by some casual comments made by the President of India, when he thought his microphone was switched off after a news conference:

'Zoltar, what a gay fucking God! You know what Zoltar is? It's that spider-web you see in the psychology textbooks, the one created by a spider high on LSD, that's what Zoltar is.... Ganesh would totally kick his fucking arse'

Well when the American media got wind of it, those comments played over and over again literally for hours while the journalists speculated on what the cabinet and chiefs of staff and the President could be mulling over in response

no-one had ever more deeply and mistakenly crossed the line, than the President of India, with his insulting remarks about the God of America (Zoltar), the one mentioned on their dollar bills (the money) that they 'trust' in

finally, the President was ready to address the Nation:

'My fellow Americans,' he began.... 'We are at war with India....'




well shooting up 12 people in america was as common as asking for a caramel sundae.... more ppl in chicago were dying every week and no-one even batted an eyelash -- but for the media the story was sexy as it was an affront on the venerated church: the cinema........... as yet, no-one had dared to desecrate the sanctity of the church........... and now, adding insult to injury, the Indians were demeaning America's God, 'Zoltar'........ comparing Him to a spiderweb spun by a spider on drugs (see above).....


(the President continues)


'my fellow Americans..... effective immediately, all Indians in America will be sent to detention camps, we will no longer be outsourcing telephone call centres to India.... all trade with India will be ceased immediately and sanctions are to be placed on India effective immediately....'


all over America, people began burning Ganesh statues and those tie-dye t-shirts with the Hindu 'Om' sign on it popular with middle-class druggies in San Francisco whose parents paid for their drugs and who occasionally worked for their own drugs..... book burnings were held to burn the Bhagavad-Gita....  Evangelist preachers spoke up to decry the Satanic Indian Pantheon of Gods: Shiva, the destroyer; Ganesh, God of general good luck and getting on the spot bailouts from Vishnu........ Vishnu and Brahman, big company director Gods you never see but whose lives span the very rhythmic creation and destruction of the Universes....... Nancy Pelosi came out comparing the Indians with the Nazis due to their continued use of the Swastika motif.... Gandhi was denounced as a sociopath


in India, the people were somewhat puzzled by it all...... 'We would maybe boycott Kentucky Fried Chicken but their food is shit anyway and we're vegetarians so we wouldn't eat there anyway....' the people were quoted as saying on American tv and this enraged the Americans more until they were ready to bomb India for the first time in the two Nations' histories.....