quiz for katie couric

katie couric is pretty awesome - and she's cute - she went on tv and had her colonoscomy documented which was a real imposition to have her large intestine shown intimately on international tv via a windy camera tube that went up her butthole

as a token of gratitude - we gift her this quiz which everyone else is welcome to play:


1) you know there's some stuffy round table discussion show on fox news on sundays featuring various right-wing journalists, what's it called?

a) snooty dudes stop talking about their bank accounts for an hour
b) i'm thirsty have you got a cup of starch i can drink - i'm not stiff enough
c) fox news sunday maxi power ploy wrap up
d) something else


2) if this sunday round table show on fox news were to feature the same journalists but after a 36 hour meth bender it would be:

a) considerably more interesting
b) incredibly more interesting
c) you might actually not have to change the channel
d) the same


3) fox news sunday morning news wrap up round table discussion show features:

a) that brunette lady with the bob cut hairdo from some newspaper
b) that blonde lady kirsten powers
c) some white guy called jim
d) all of the above


4) the fox news sunday morning show featuring jim and kirsten powers also features

a) discussions about politics n' stuff
b) a step by step analysis of why every other news channel is plotting the destruction of fox news channel
c) i tiny camera inserted into someone's urinary tract
d) polyps which should be removed from the large intestine to avoid colon cancer?


5) cnn's christine amanpour isn't welcome on fox news' sunday morning shows because:

a) she's a lesbian but hasn't come out and it could be awkward if she makes a lunge for a hot presenter
b) she might bring krugman with her and he kind of looks like he's homeless so that could be awkward
c) she's doesn't shave under her arms or use deodorant
d)  she might bring krugman and he could try chewing someone's face off if he's been smoking crack