Monday, July 2, 2012
see bs this morning
watching monday's see bs this morning, it dawned: it's time to trash talk jimmy fallon after they showed some jimmy fallon....
don't you, reader, think that benji gets his news only from american sources: anything will do - russia today, bbc, written australian news, whatever... and it doesn't have to be about america either......
now to bashing jimmy fallon...... jimmy fallon is a comedian in america but it's funny (strange, not ha ha) because he never says anything funny..... when he fills out paperwork he writes: 'shaking a cup for money' under job title..... for interests he puts 'being a cripple'....... for gender he puts: 'nominally a male' or else 'pansy'........ nothing jimmy fallon has ever said has ever been funny....... can you remember any pulitzer prize winning war photographs? from vietnam? bosnia? africa? anywhere? the gruesomeness shocks you, the stark reality is a sobre chilling: it's not funny.......... but even jimmy fallon is LESS funny than this...... because we see that war is like a painful necessity, like cancer, but can we really say that about jimmy fallon? why doesn't jimmy fallon crawl into a tiny ball on the edge of a cliff and then let someone win a competition and kick him over into the tormentuous ocean once and for all to be splattered and broken bloodily on the rocks below? can anyone answer these questions? maybe if jimmy fallon has ever said to a woman, 'this is my penis', that would have been funny
see bs this morning just wasted a big chunk of time doing their al-qaeda bomb plot story about some norwegian guy...... just a waste of time, then the two anchors looked put on the spot having to say the dumb comments about wal-mart that the producers put on their teleprompter.... not wasteful talking to the robert bales wife though..... now they have some story about amelia airhart, today it's amelia airhart, tomorrow: anglo-saxon surname supremacy group --- not interesting -- is it possible earhart was just some dumb english (german/whatever) bitch with a u.s. passport?......
chimpanzee attack: that's right bitches, that's what happens when you stand next to a chimp after having a mexican born in the u.s. same as his parents who has no right to u.s. citizenship, and you have him sweep your floor and then go to africa, you're gonna get attacked by a chimp! you don't need to be a zoologist to figure that out bitches
'call me maybe' top tune.... that song is so stupid, that girl will re-incanate in africa and be gang-raped by a a tribe of zulus and then a gang of monkeys and maybe some hyenas after that, that will be her karma for that bullshit
now seth macfarlane is on.... family guy is funny but still, this tendency of pretending only people with anglo-saxon surnames can have talent has reached it's absurd zenith (that's why family guy is only good to watch once every 2 or 3 weeks or so).... have u seen benji lining up to buy a ticket to 'ted'? no..... might watch it if it's free...... seth macfarlane isn't even being funny now... why doesn't he just shut up and go back to 'family guy' and making that funny...... that's why this entire generation of americans over there in america are losers and proud to be losers...... coz of the whole anglo-saxon surname triumphalism.... they need bumper stickers that say: 'proud to be a loser'.... macfarlane hasn't said anything funny...... it's more entertaining watching republicans piss and moan about obama and democrats on fox news......
god starting to hate the guy interviewing macfarlane now (maybe he'll trip over and bite his tongue off with some luck?).... this entire interview is warping the procession of time... it just never ends....
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