obama addresses america about situation with india vis-a-vie insulting zoltar

oval office; wearing his only tie (which he rarely did), obama addresses america:

my fellow americans, recently you will recall the indians insulted our god of television and violence, Zoltar...
now, india has paid the price: over half of their population has been deprived of electricity -- no more toasted cheese sandwiches for a while

around america the masses whooped and hollered.... they held aloft signs that said things like: take that punjabi; and, stick that in your peace pipe and smoke it; and, your teepee feeling cold now Zoltar hater?