we hope that we are not leaking information too early or prematurely in our adventures of Libya section of the blog........ the only updates are that Parker's Samoan character is having a secret love-affair with the CIA station chief played by Collette.... none of the other aussies are aware of it and Ace Stiffy's romantic overtures to Perky Staff (the CIA station chief) are thwarted when it turns out nobody has schooled Stiffy on the fundamentals of the birds and the bees....... it turns out to be an awkward and embarrassing moment for all involved......
in another plot development...... CIA chief Perky Staff is responsible for hosting visiting U.S. Defense Secretary (played by the tommy lee white guy from men in black) and is traumatized by a scandal caused by the Chief of Defense receiving a secret note (written by Ace Stiffy and Bang 'em up) which the Defense Chief reads aloud in a baffled tone of voice on his ownsome and lonesome (apart from a couple of nearby marines on a security detail) one night in Benghazi which read:
where's mi bickies ya cunt????
the Marines responsible for providing security to the Defense Chief were the only persons privy to the event and were likewise non-plussed by the mysterious communique
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Saturday, April 2, 2011
a hankering for Butterscotch biscuits in Libya-ration
well, the CIA station chief, in accordance with Hollywood and America's general white anglo supremacy practices, was played by a real Australian - Toni Collete - and this was done in the name of anglo white supremacy that the americans have been championing since the days of the KKK (except for the Black Panthers)........ this was considered masterful.... by the way, Collete hailed from the same neck of the woods as the benji: far western outer satellite suburbs of sydney......... anyhoo.......... the aussie foursome, played by stone, parker, damon and affleck approached the CIA station chief for Butterscotch bickies (played by Collette)
'ah love, give us some of those Butterscotch will ya love?' said Affleck's character with an aussie accent...
'can i have one with butter please?' said Stone's character...
Collette's CIA station chief character did not particularly like the four oafish aussies and least of all ace stiffy and his tight friend 'bang 'em up' played by affleck.... she tried using logic on their unreal and oafish representations:
'if it's a Butterscotch bickie you're after, obviously it already has its share of butter...' said the CIA station chief...
'no love, he wants some butter spread over the top of his bickies,' said Parker's character, a Samoan....
'ah love, give us some of those Butterscotch will ya love?' said Affleck's character with an aussie accent...
'can i have one with butter please?' said Stone's character...
Collette's CIA station chief character did not particularly like the four oafish aussies and least of all ace stiffy and his tight friend 'bang 'em up' played by affleck.... she tried using logic on their unreal and oafish representations:
'if it's a Butterscotch bickie you're after, obviously it already has its share of butter...' said the CIA station chief...
'no love, he wants some butter spread over the top of his bickies,' said Parker's character, a Samoan....
Friday, April 1, 2011
a hankering for Butterscotch biscuits in Libya-ration
well our crack squad of aussie special force soldiers, played by matt damon, ben affleck, matt stone and trey parker, (ace stiffy and the gang) -- realized that they were powerful hankering (dying for) some Butterscotch biscuits:
'I'd kill for a decent ration of Butterscotch bickies,' said Ace...
so the four went in search of the nearby CIA station chief to see what supplies he could offer...
'I'd kill for a decent ration of Butterscotch bickies,' said Ace...
so the four went in search of the nearby CIA station chief to see what supplies he could offer...
Thursday, March 31, 2011
of Lamanites, meat-eating and serial killers
first the Lamanites -- you've stumbled upon this term of Mormon-ism and wondered if it referred to a tribe of Lame people ...
you've tortured a dog or two in your childhood -- possible causing death -- but you're not a serial killer though, right? well here's something that might blow your mind... did you know that in America, despite dogs being given pride of place and treated like kings -- did you know that the Americans have much lower meat-slaughtering standards than the silly old Lamanite European Unioners......... thought that hamburger you just ate was gamey homey? that's coz you were eating a Mexican's (illegal alien) fingertip that accidentally made the cut due to sloppy standards.........
now take the following heavyweight boxer psychopath test:
a) tortured a dog or two in your childhood, possibly causing death (yes or no)
b) eaten at least 20 hamburgers in the u.s.a. (yes or no)
if you answered yes at least once... you might want to consider vegetarianism -- even just for a few months
you've tortured a dog or two in your childhood -- possible causing death -- but you're not a serial killer though, right? well here's something that might blow your mind... did you know that in America, despite dogs being given pride of place and treated like kings -- did you know that the Americans have much lower meat-slaughtering standards than the silly old Lamanite European Unioners......... thought that hamburger you just ate was gamey homey? that's coz you were eating a Mexican's (illegal alien) fingertip that accidentally made the cut due to sloppy standards.........
now take the following heavyweight boxer psychopath test:
a) tortured a dog or two in your childhood, possibly causing death (yes or no)
b) eaten at least 20 hamburgers in the u.s.a. (yes or no)
if you answered yes at least once... you might want to consider vegetarianism -- even just for a few months
Trump on o'really
on Donald Trump i had always reserved judgement -- i am not an anti-capitalist guy -- i knew donald trump was a very successful real-estate mogul..... an acquaintance of mine, who i sometimes nick-name joseph stalin -- confirmed to me that he detested trump -- confirming my suspicions that this acquaintance was somewhat stalin-esque -- e.g., anti-capitalist....
the benji -- while being relatively poor, compared to the donald, never begrudged the donald his wealth -- but now that the donald is throwing his hat into the presidential ring - the benji, being a bit of an armchair pundit speculator on all matters real-politik must now pass judgement on the donald:
first of all: what the hell are you talking about there willis? .... you cannot just put a 25% tax on china....... and if you were to try it you would have to do it on fair-trading basis -- arguing that china produces goods so cheaply due to virtual slave labor....... maybe trump should just pass a new law: only sweedes are allowed to get tourist visas to america.......... why not just block everyone from entering america accept the sweedes -- including americans!?? hey how about just invade saudi arabia and keep all their oil! - but make a rule saying don't let the soldiers home becoz they aren't sweedish! just let them kick it in the carribean after that!
the benji -- while being relatively poor, compared to the donald, never begrudged the donald his wealth -- but now that the donald is throwing his hat into the presidential ring - the benji, being a bit of an armchair pundit speculator on all matters real-politik must now pass judgement on the donald:
first of all: what the hell are you talking about there willis? .... you cannot just put a 25% tax on china....... and if you were to try it you would have to do it on fair-trading basis -- arguing that china produces goods so cheaply due to virtual slave labor....... maybe trump should just pass a new law: only sweedes are allowed to get tourist visas to america.......... why not just block everyone from entering america accept the sweedes -- including americans!?? hey how about just invade saudi arabia and keep all their oil! - but make a rule saying don't let the soldiers home becoz they aren't sweedish! just let them kick it in the carribean after that!
coming in your pants
what are you doing this evening? just having a quiet night at home? -- maybe a little date with yourself -- and a bottle of moisturizing cream??? maybe catch a movie 5 minutes after that? --- well look, how about this? put down that bottle and pull those pants up and come with me.... no! no! not that kind of come... i mean just start stepping, one two one two -- step step step -- let's go to the cinema!
what's showing? well look -- here's an exploration piece on how movie marketing affects us --- the little guy at the bottom of the food chain:
on wednesday - for the first time, some movie comes to my attention -- a photo showing an alien (outer space variety, not mexican) and the name 'paul' -- presumably the alien's name -- and some tagline indicating it's some kind of comedy............ again yesterday i see the same poster --- conveniently forget about it and then i see the movie advertised on facebook --- but oh no - sigourney weaver is in it --- isn't she some lesbian australian anglo-saxon white england supremacist?? -- or was she in that movie with the scary aliens -- if so why is she in a funny alien movie? already it's a red flag -- clearly i'll be taking my friend (above) to a different movie, by the looks of it --- just to be safe, i decide to check imdb.com --- uh oh -- another red flag -- the two main actors are british -- so it's a movie about homosexual binge drinkers -- well, i guess i'll check the previews on imdb now, since i have already gotten the site fired up and all -- i shall do so right now........
predictably it's a hollywood hybrid of british humor with some left-wing liberal desire to push a pro gay-marriage agenda --- complete nonsense, as the british would say -- there still hasn't been a better british movie come out lately than the one with the army of walking-dead zombies walking very slowly ........ the only non-gay funny thing in the trailer is paul eating the bird after he resuscitates it... walk away from this bleeding road-kill before it hits your nostrils - asap......... this movie is lamer than the legless guy that shakes a cup at you every morning asking for spare change
oh well, forget about the movies, friend -- how about you just pass me that bottle of moisturizing cream
what's showing? well look -- here's an exploration piece on how movie marketing affects us --- the little guy at the bottom of the food chain:
on wednesday - for the first time, some movie comes to my attention -- a photo showing an alien (outer space variety, not mexican) and the name 'paul' -- presumably the alien's name -- and some tagline indicating it's some kind of comedy............ again yesterday i see the same poster --- conveniently forget about it and then i see the movie advertised on facebook --- but oh no - sigourney weaver is in it --- isn't she some lesbian australian anglo-saxon white england supremacist?? -- or was she in that movie with the scary aliens -- if so why is she in a funny alien movie? already it's a red flag -- clearly i'll be taking my friend (above) to a different movie, by the looks of it --- just to be safe, i decide to check imdb.com --- uh oh -- another red flag -- the two main actors are british -- so it's a movie about homosexual binge drinkers -- well, i guess i'll check the previews on imdb now, since i have already gotten the site fired up and all -- i shall do so right now........
predictably it's a hollywood hybrid of british humor with some left-wing liberal desire to push a pro gay-marriage agenda --- complete nonsense, as the british would say -- there still hasn't been a better british movie come out lately than the one with the army of walking-dead zombies walking very slowly ........ the only non-gay funny thing in the trailer is paul eating the bird after he resuscitates it... walk away from this bleeding road-kill before it hits your nostrils - asap......... this movie is lamer than the legless guy that shakes a cup at you every morning asking for spare change
oh well, forget about the movies, friend -- how about you just pass me that bottle of moisturizing cream
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
coming in ur pants
how many times a day do u come in your pants?? think how many people, right now, are coming in their pants...
The world was packed to the rafters with people coming in their pants... Yellow pants and green... Striped and blue... Coming this way and that, kneeling, bending, stooping and walking again... Always coming coming coming, more often than not, in their pants... With memories shorter than an ants, but oh goodness gracious... How the people could come... And come and come and come and come: always in their pants
The world was packed to the rafters with people coming in their pants... Yellow pants and green... Striped and blue... Coming this way and that, kneeling, bending, stooping and walking again... Always coming coming coming, more often than not, in their pants... With memories shorter than an ants, but oh goodness gracious... How the people could come... And come and come and come and come: always in their pants
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