Thursday, March 31, 2011

of Lamanites, meat-eating and serial killers

first the Lamanites -- you've stumbled upon this term of Mormon-ism and wondered if it referred to a tribe of Lame people ...

you've tortured a dog or two in your childhood -- possible causing death -- but you're not a serial killer though, right? well here's something that might blow your mind... did you know that in America, despite dogs being given pride of place and treated like kings -- did you know that the Americans have much lower meat-slaughtering standards than the silly old Lamanite European Unioners......... thought that hamburger you just ate was gamey homey? that's coz you were eating a Mexican's (illegal alien) fingertip that accidentally made the cut due to sloppy standards.........

now take the following heavyweight boxer psychopath test:

a) tortured a dog or two in your childhood, possibly causing death (yes or no)

b) eaten at least 20 hamburgers in the u.s.a. (yes or no)


if you answered yes at least once... you might want to consider vegetarianism -- even just for a few months

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