we hope that we are not leaking information too early or prematurely in our adventures of Libya section of the blog........ the only updates are that Parker's Samoan character is having a secret love-affair with the CIA station chief played by Collette.... none of the other aussies are aware of it and Ace Stiffy's romantic overtures to Perky Staff (the CIA station chief) are thwarted when it turns out nobody has schooled Stiffy on the fundamentals of the birds and the bees....... it turns out to be an awkward and embarrassing moment for all involved......
in another plot development...... CIA chief Perky Staff is responsible for hosting visiting U.S. Defense Secretary (played by the tommy lee white guy from men in black) and is traumatized by a scandal caused by the Chief of Defense receiving a secret note (written by Ace Stiffy and Bang 'em up) which the Defense Chief reads aloud in a baffled tone of voice on his ownsome and lonesome (apart from a couple of nearby marines on a security detail) one night in Benghazi which read:
where's mi bickies ya cunt????
the Marines responsible for providing security to the Defense Chief were the only persons privy to the event and were likewise non-plussed by the mysterious communique
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