well in mount druitt -- hometown area of western sydney -- at the local mall which is pretty big -- there's one of those $2 stores and they have a bin laden with $2 dvds... some of them are pretty good movies and kind of arthousy stuff that you wouldn't necessarily find at blockbuster with all the adverts there and numbers and marketing and such --- there was one movie made in 2004 with kelsey grammar from frasier and some high school kids that get involved in some stabbing or some crap like that and then some other movie some kid that was in 'spy kids' or something and he plays some kid whose lies all turn true and such like -- it was made in 2007 - 'full of it' or something like that......... they were entertaining movies....
welll it's 7pm here but the sun is still high up -- however this summer has been the coldest by far in my 25 summers in sydney and one of the coldest, if not the coldest ever, statistically speaking, on record...... some people say it's natural stuff like the earth changing on its axis, but at the risk of sounding boring - if you burn half of the world's supply of petroleum and a very big proportion of its coal -- that's what you can expect...
moving on.... expect a gay love fling in the next instalment of Judge Judy fantasy....
oh yeah, watching that movie with kelsey grammar... reminded the benji of meeting some young people like early 20s - mid 20s (maybe the one in LA was older).... in NYC (long distance freight train hopppers) and LA (one dude) --- both times, with months in china behind them... like a background... you feel the people's energy and you see they have their 'neters' (like in 'her-bak') - - the energy of their own country/nation wherever they've been..... it's hard to get on the same page with them in a sense coz you feel also your background was like in china at the time -- hard to explain...... everything is in the mind... memories... what you recall -- your beliefs
remember going on a bikeride in china one time through fields..... you know that feeling where you know there's nothing to strive for, nothing to yearn about, nothing is gonna get paused or missed or skipped and there's that deep down needlessness to worry beneath it all -- that's not even an aspect of a person or people...... ?
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Sunday, December 11, 2011
D'Judge Jewdie
Judge Judy: the people call musical group Pearl Jam to the stand
Benji: what's wrong with you people? why don't you lighten up a little bit? is that how
much it rains where you're from? why don't you sing something cheerful for once?
what do you want, your following to start slashing their wrists or something
Judge Judy: stupid hippies, get out of my courtroom -- this is my playground you're sullying
Benji: go sing sunshine, lollypops and rainbows and take a vicaden or some tablet or pill
or something -- try cracking a joke or something -- frowny pants!
Judge Judy: next case is jimi hendrix versus his dentist
Benji: Hendrix you've been playing your guitar with your teeth --- you're really stinking
the place up, when's the last time you had a shower buddy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Z7LR8Z9_o&feature=related (jimi hendrix - all along the watchtower)
Judge Judy: next case, the people versus the King
Elvis: thank you ma'am, thank you very much
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1_6F-nCaw&ob=av2e (elvis presley, a little less conversation)
Judge Benji: is that true bitch? you said you thought U2's Bono actually had a dick??? r
you fucking insane? answer the question
Judge Judy: answer motherfucker!
Judge Benji: just get out... nice song though... what's the next case Judy darling?
Judge Judy: funnyman robin williams versus the democratically elected leader of the British and their tourism agency AGAS... mr cameron sir, did you Aborigines of Germany fail to provide mr. williams with a proper holiday?
Judge Benji: wait, what does Mr. Williams say?
Robin Williams: well while down under i was supposed to see the giant dick'ead and massive
wanka monuments and i given a brochure your honor that showed some caves
with red cool-aid simulating blood raining from the roof which was meant
to simulate a bloody cunt your honor
Judge Benji: it sounds very sexualized, why didn't you just got on a hot-air balloon
tour
Robin Williams: you mean like a giant arsehole hot-air balloon where the gas burner is like
an arsehole farting?
Judge Benji: you some kind of a pervert boy?
Judge Judy: answer the question you disgusting fucking pervert!
Judge Benji: next case the fishies of the world's oceans versus Conan O'Brien
Judge Judy: you make me sick....
Judge Benji: uh, i feel diseased just being around it, get it off me, get it off me
--- dirty disgusting fucking animal
Judge Judy: you're a sick piece of shit O'Brien, i hope you fucking rot in hell
http://news.yahoo.com/insight-day-europe-lost-patience-britain-111034956.html;_ylt=AoRKmznRhpcixBwOsJGtLED79XQA;_ylu=X3oDMTRvZGt2M3VuBGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDTmV3cyBmb3IgeW91BHBrZwMwZTNmY2VhZS1lMWU3LTMxMjUtYTY0OC05NzEyOGEwZjg3MTcEcG9zAzkEc2VjA25ld3NfZm9yX3lvdQR2ZXIDY2MxYTdkOTAtMjQ0Zi0xMWUxLThhNGQtZGUyMmQ0MzljYzZl;_ylg=X3oDMTJ2NjJ0NTUwBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDODNkMmY5MDQtNzMxYy0zY2RjLWIzYTctOThhMWFlY2QwNzI2BHBzdGNhdANzcG9ydHMEcHQDc3RvcnlwYWdlBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3
Benji: what's wrong with you people? why don't you lighten up a little bit? is that how
much it rains where you're from? why don't you sing something cheerful for once?
what do you want, your following to start slashing their wrists or something
Judge Judy: stupid hippies, get out of my courtroom -- this is my playground you're sullying
Benji: go sing sunshine, lollypops and rainbows and take a vicaden or some tablet or pill
or something -- try cracking a joke or something -- frowny pants!
Judge Judy: next case is jimi hendrix versus his dentist
Benji: Hendrix you've been playing your guitar with your teeth --- you're really stinking
the place up, when's the last time you had a shower buddy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Z7LR8Z9_o&feature=related (jimi hendrix - all along the watchtower)
Judge Judy: next case, the people versus the King
Elvis: thank you ma'am, thank you very much
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1_6F-nCaw&ob=av2e (elvis presley, a little less conversation)
Judge Benji: is that true bitch? you said you thought U2's Bono actually had a dick??? r
you fucking insane? answer the question
Judge Judy: answer motherfucker!
Judge Benji: just get out... nice song though... what's the next case Judy darling?
Judge Judy: funnyman robin williams versus the democratically elected leader of the British and their tourism agency AGAS... mr cameron sir, did you Aborigines of Germany fail to provide mr. williams with a proper holiday?
Judge Benji: wait, what does Mr. Williams say?
Robin Williams: well while down under i was supposed to see the giant dick'ead and massive
wanka monuments and i given a brochure your honor that showed some caves
with red cool-aid simulating blood raining from the roof which was meant
to simulate a bloody cunt your honor
Judge Benji: it sounds very sexualized, why didn't you just got on a hot-air balloon
tour
Robin Williams: you mean like a giant arsehole hot-air balloon where the gas burner is like
an arsehole farting?
Judge Benji: you some kind of a pervert boy?
Judge Judy: answer the question you disgusting fucking pervert!
Judge Benji: next case the fishies of the world's oceans versus Conan O'Brien
Judge Judy: you make me sick....
Judge Benji: uh, i feel diseased just being around it, get it off me, get it off me
--- dirty disgusting fucking animal
Judge Judy: you're a sick piece of shit O'Brien, i hope you fucking rot in hell
http://news.yahoo.com/insight-day-europe-lost-patience-britain-111034956.html;_ylt=AoRKmznRhpcixBwOsJGtLED79XQA;_ylu=X3oDMTRvZGt2M3VuBGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDTmV3cyBmb3IgeW91BHBrZwMwZTNmY2VhZS1lMWU3LTMxMjUtYTY0OC05NzEyOGEwZjg3MTcEcG9zAzkEc2VjA25ld3NfZm9yX3lvdQR2ZXIDY2MxYTdkOTAtMjQ0Zi0xMWUxLThhNGQtZGUyMmQ0MzljYzZl;_ylg=X3oDMTJ2NjJ0NTUwBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDODNkMmY5MDQtNzMxYy0zY2RjLWIzYTctOThhMWFlY2QwNzI2BHBzdGNhdANzcG9ydHMEcHQDc3RvcnlwYWdlBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3
Zdudge Judy............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH57MnJIjkc (Judge Judy, the loveable, judgemental megalomaniac)
Judge Judy; Benji, wake up, here's a case you're gonna like: NWA - niggaz with attitude versus
NWA - northwest airlines.... wake up
Benji: huh? what? where am i? ask the aliens what they want, if they're willing to
communicate.... microwave... microwave....... melt the cheese..... tuna
snapper...... (snores)...... wake me up for the pearl jam case... try to
keep the noise down.... (snores more)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgInoVbM77E (nwa - straight outta compton)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsM2ndVZkNY (nwa - northwest airlines)
in the Nietzsche case, Nietzsche is asked who should represent his sundry defamers of the world and he opts for the schizo old drunk alleycat guy that plays Santa Claus once a year... 'he'll do nicely,' said Nietzsche... obviously he wasn't really Leonardo Da Vinci, the real Da Vinci was busy preparing another dissected foot encased in a jogger to be tossed into the current off the coast of Puget Sound or somewhere thereabouts...
Judge Judy; Benji, wake up, here's a case you're gonna like: NWA - niggaz with attitude versus
NWA - northwest airlines.... wake up
Benji: huh? what? where am i? ask the aliens what they want, if they're willing to
communicate.... microwave... microwave....... melt the cheese..... tuna
snapper...... (snores)...... wake me up for the pearl jam case... try to
keep the noise down.... (snores more)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgInoVbM77E (nwa - straight outta compton)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsM2ndVZkNY (nwa - northwest airlines)
in the Nietzsche case, Nietzsche is asked who should represent his sundry defamers of the world and he opts for the schizo old drunk alleycat guy that plays Santa Claus once a year... 'he'll do nicely,' said Nietzsche... obviously he wasn't really Leonardo Da Vinci, the real Da Vinci was busy preparing another dissected foot encased in a jogger to be tossed into the current off the coast of Puget Sound or somewhere thereabouts...
Judge Judy fantasy spirals on...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfI6PoEXDKQ (lil bow wow - freshazimiz)...again
Judge Judy: 'okay, the next case is one william h. gates junior versus a mr. leonardo da vinci who alleges his Codex has been allocated somewhere else and he wants it back... mr gates...'
mr. gates: 'your honor, i bought that book at an auction in london, this is some crazy old homeless guy who works 1 week a year playing santa claus and spends the rest of the year boozing and lying in a garbage-strewn alley-way... and i have reams of evidence to substantiate this assertion, your honor, and i've organized it meticulously...'
Judge Judy: 'okay, okay, hold your horses... what do you say mr. da vinci?'....
next case: comedian Robin Williams versus Acme Germanic Aboriginal Societee (AGAS)
Judge Judy: 'mr williams you allege you were promised a 3 or 2 and a half star package
tour to a famous Germanic Aborigine heritage listed special fancy site, museum,
thingy, whatever, on a recent trip to Australia, is that correct?'
robin williams: 'that is correct your honor...'
Judge Judy: 'and you weren't satisfied with the holiday you were apportioned because...?'
robin williams: 'well your honor....'
* * *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdbrIrFxas0 (the blues brothers, twist it - shake your tail feather)
Judge Judy: next case one german polish philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche versus society in
general seeking punitive damages for defamation and slander... Mr Nietzsche
you claim you are owed damages by society in general for slander against you
in insinuating you encouraged the nazi uprising in germany with its subsequent
holocaust of the jews and tearing asunder of the european and global maps
Nietzsche: that is correct your honor...
...........
Gates vs. Da Vinci...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRwwUZLV-IE (apocalypse now -- the end)
Judge Judy: ok mr. da vinci, you're being represented by your lawyer, montgomery burns
.... that's
excellent.... now you say you challenge mr. gates has any evidence proving his
assertions and in fact all he has is a pile of letters from agent orange victims
in vietnam with hands growing out of their shoulders and eyes on the sides of
their heads like picasso paintings, pleading for help from his charitable
organization
mr. da vinci: excellent
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4-AAxRH0Eg&feature=related)
Judge Judy: mr. gates, is that correct... can i see your evidence?
william h gates iii: no your honor, if you'll look at my documentation, i've ordered it
chronologically and indexed it in the rear...
Judge Judy: 'okay, the next case is one william h. gates junior versus a mr. leonardo da vinci who alleges his Codex has been allocated somewhere else and he wants it back... mr gates...'
mr. gates: 'your honor, i bought that book at an auction in london, this is some crazy old homeless guy who works 1 week a year playing santa claus and spends the rest of the year boozing and lying in a garbage-strewn alley-way... and i have reams of evidence to substantiate this assertion, your honor, and i've organized it meticulously...'
Judge Judy: 'okay, okay, hold your horses... what do you say mr. da vinci?'....
next case: comedian Robin Williams versus Acme Germanic Aboriginal Societee (AGAS)
Judge Judy: 'mr williams you allege you were promised a 3 or 2 and a half star package
tour to a famous Germanic Aborigine heritage listed special fancy site, museum,
thingy, whatever, on a recent trip to Australia, is that correct?'
robin williams: 'that is correct your honor...'
Judge Judy: 'and you weren't satisfied with the holiday you were apportioned because...?'
robin williams: 'well your honor....'
* * *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdbrIrFxas0 (the blues brothers, twist it - shake your tail feather)
Judge Judy: next case one german polish philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche versus society in
general seeking punitive damages for defamation and slander... Mr Nietzsche
you claim you are owed damages by society in general for slander against you
in insinuating you encouraged the nazi uprising in germany with its subsequent
holocaust of the jews and tearing asunder of the european and global maps
Nietzsche: that is correct your honor...
...........
Gates vs. Da Vinci...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRwwUZLV-IE (apocalypse now -- the end)
Judge Judy: ok mr. da vinci, you're being represented by your lawyer, montgomery burns
.... that's
excellent.... now you say you challenge mr. gates has any evidence proving his
assertions and in fact all he has is a pile of letters from agent orange victims
in vietnam with hands growing out of their shoulders and eyes on the sides of
their heads like picasso paintings, pleading for help from his charitable
organization
mr. da vinci: excellent
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4-AAxRH0Eg&feature=related)
Judge Judy: mr. gates, is that correct... can i see your evidence?
william h gates iii: no your honor, if you'll look at my documentation, i've ordered it
chronologically and indexed it in the rear...
an odd da vinci invention...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_82IYrdM2vU (u2 - the fly)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrch66gdjjk&feature=related (more u2)
an odd da vinci invention was a kind of giant knife... maybe 10 metres long, like a giant grim reaper blade which was wound up all tight with gears and cogs and set to spring unlock when soldiers or soldiers on horseback approached a gate... eg., in a medieval castle.... by burning or striking a rope, the spring would unlock the reaper with tremendous force and 5, 6, 7 or 8 horsemen knights riding abreast would be brought down, the horses beneath them being literally dissected by the massive scythe
needless to say a device like this could be used to neutralize u2 (and Dan Brown too!)
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mysterious-planet-sized-object-spotted-near-mercury-154443870.html;_ylt=As95lYElN1_mYnWnxbmEdGes0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNqa3Z1NDgwBGNjb2RlA2N0LmMEcGtnAzYzZmMzZTI2LTQ3ODktM2IxYS05MTlmLTdjODA2YjQ5MTFjMARwb3MDMgRzZWMDbW9zdF9wb3B1bGFyBHZlcgMyOGI0YTEyNi0yMWI2LTExZTEtYWZlNy1jZmE5MzM5YjMxMzA-;_ylg=X3oDMTFvdnRqYzJoBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrch66gdjjk&feature=related (more u2)
an odd da vinci invention was a kind of giant knife... maybe 10 metres long, like a giant grim reaper blade which was wound up all tight with gears and cogs and set to spring unlock when soldiers or soldiers on horseback approached a gate... eg., in a medieval castle.... by burning or striking a rope, the spring would unlock the reaper with tremendous force and 5, 6, 7 or 8 horsemen knights riding abreast would be brought down, the horses beneath them being literally dissected by the massive scythe
needless to say a device like this could be used to neutralize u2 (and Dan Brown too!)
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mysterious-planet-sized-object-spotted-near-mercury-154443870.html;_ylt=As95lYElN1_mYnWnxbmEdGes0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNqa3Z1NDgwBGNjb2RlA2N0LmMEcGtnAzYzZmMzZTI2LTQ3ODktM2IxYS05MTlmLTdjODA2YjQ5MTFjMARwb3MDMgRzZWMDbW9zdF9wb3B1bGFyBHZlcgMyOGI0YTEyNi0yMWI2LTExZTEtYWZlNy1jZmE5MzM5YjMxMzA-;_ylg=X3oDMTFvdnRqYzJoBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Judge Judy fantasy -- you and Judge Judy versus. the Donald
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDeWM-gn8sE (DMX - Lord gimme a sign)
you, the Benji (some kind of relatively harmless nut), and your new partner in crime, Judge Judy call forward defendant Donald Trump (the Donald) and prosecuting team featuring unlikely nexus of poverty stricken slaves of chinese factory run by Apple I-pod peops (pronounced peeps) and Republican GOP party stalwarts of the united states of america....
you, the Benji: 'ok mr. donald, you've been talking a breeze up lately about how china is screwing america over and now you face charges of libel and defamation... what do you have to say in your defense...'
the Donald: opens his mouth to speak...
you, the Benji: 'try to say something intelligent...' you prompt...
well for sure it looked like the Donald was about to open his mouth and speak a bunch of total crap from his rarified bubble that no-one in the world can even relate to and you were about ready to literally throw a massive tome at his arse (figurative not literal arse as you probably would have struck his upper bod with your big book on law -- we digress).... the Republican stalwarts using the Chinese factory slaves would have won then, as they sought to shut the Donald down as he was making Republicans look unprofessional and even Democrats were humoring the Donald to use him to make the Republicans look bad and the Donald wasn't getting it as he only knew what he knew which most folks couldn't relate to his dizzying heights of business-man-ship....
but then... from no-where it seemed... a beat box started up... and the people in the court spectating stood up and suddenly were wearing clocks around their necks like Flavor Flav and they did begin to clap and the Donald amazingly went into an excellent rendition of DMX's 'Lord gimme a sign' -- flawlessly, so that you and Judy could only look at eachother, pleasantly surprised and began rocking your heads from side to side in harmony with the music.... and the Donald just rapped that DMX song and strolled out of that courtroom into the sunset....
you, the Benji (some kind of relatively harmless nut), and your new partner in crime, Judge Judy call forward defendant Donald Trump (the Donald) and prosecuting team featuring unlikely nexus of poverty stricken slaves of chinese factory run by Apple I-pod peops (pronounced peeps) and Republican GOP party stalwarts of the united states of america....
you, the Benji: 'ok mr. donald, you've been talking a breeze up lately about how china is screwing america over and now you face charges of libel and defamation... what do you have to say in your defense...'
the Donald: opens his mouth to speak...
you, the Benji: 'try to say something intelligent...' you prompt...
well for sure it looked like the Donald was about to open his mouth and speak a bunch of total crap from his rarified bubble that no-one in the world can even relate to and you were about ready to literally throw a massive tome at his arse (figurative not literal arse as you probably would have struck his upper bod with your big book on law -- we digress).... the Republican stalwarts using the Chinese factory slaves would have won then, as they sought to shut the Donald down as he was making Republicans look unprofessional and even Democrats were humoring the Donald to use him to make the Republicans look bad and the Donald wasn't getting it as he only knew what he knew which most folks couldn't relate to his dizzying heights of business-man-ship....
but then... from no-where it seemed... a beat box started up... and the people in the court spectating stood up and suddenly were wearing clocks around their necks like Flavor Flav and they did begin to clap and the Donald amazingly went into an excellent rendition of DMX's 'Lord gimme a sign' -- flawlessly, so that you and Judy could only look at eachother, pleasantly surprised and began rocking your heads from side to side in harmony with the music.... and the Donald just rapped that DMX song and strolled out of that courtroom into the sunset....
judge judy fantasy... gets milked some more
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1f7eZ8cHpM (stevie miller band: fly like an eagle)
Judge Judy is on the same page as you about the Ernhardt guy:
'yeah, give him that shit you were just smoking and shut the f*ck up motherf*cker!' she spat... and gives you a high five...
... in the next case, the two of you concur again on some washed up rock stars being stupid f*cking useless hippies and they are ordered to have a haircut and be de-loused...
but the next case brings on a scion or little separation thingy (whatever they are called: disagreement, that's it) between the two of you...
in the case, an afghan suicide bomber who was thwarted in the act of detonating a bomb and the prosecuting side is the u.s. military who wants him imprisoned for life without parole...
'this guy should be sent to the chinese side of the border to live out the rest of his natural term of life as a mcdonald's burger maker at a mcdonalds in china... with no option to retire until age 70 nor leave China ever,' you judge...
'the f*ck he should be,' barks Judge Judy incredulously, 'this fleabag has to hang!'
Judge Judy is on the same page as you about the Ernhardt guy:
'yeah, give him that shit you were just smoking and shut the f*ck up motherf*cker!' she spat... and gives you a high five...
... in the next case, the two of you concur again on some washed up rock stars being stupid f*cking useless hippies and they are ordered to have a haircut and be de-loused...
but the next case brings on a scion or little separation thingy (whatever they are called: disagreement, that's it) between the two of you...
in the case, an afghan suicide bomber who was thwarted in the act of detonating a bomb and the prosecuting side is the u.s. military who wants him imprisoned for life without parole...
'this guy should be sent to the chinese side of the border to live out the rest of his natural term of life as a mcdonald's burger maker at a mcdonalds in china... with no option to retire until age 70 nor leave China ever,' you judge...
'the f*ck he should be,' barks Judge Judy incredulously, 'this fleabag has to hang!'
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