http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDeWM-gn8sE (DMX - Lord gimme a sign)
you, the Benji (some kind of relatively harmless nut), and your new partner in crime, Judge Judy call forward defendant Donald Trump (the Donald) and prosecuting team featuring unlikely nexus of poverty stricken slaves of chinese factory run by Apple I-pod peops (pronounced peeps) and Republican GOP party stalwarts of the united states of america....
you, the Benji: 'ok mr. donald, you've been talking a breeze up lately about how china is screwing america over and now you face charges of libel and defamation... what do you have to say in your defense...'
the Donald: opens his mouth to speak...
you, the Benji: 'try to say something intelligent...' you prompt...
well for sure it looked like the Donald was about to open his mouth and speak a bunch of total crap from his rarified bubble that no-one in the world can even relate to and you were about ready to literally throw a massive tome at his arse (figurative not literal arse as you probably would have struck his upper bod with your big book on law -- we digress).... the Republican stalwarts using the Chinese factory slaves would have won then, as they sought to shut the Donald down as he was making Republicans look unprofessional and even Democrats were humoring the Donald to use him to make the Republicans look bad and the Donald wasn't getting it as he only knew what he knew which most folks couldn't relate to his dizzying heights of business-man-ship....
but then... from no-where it seemed... a beat box started up... and the people in the court spectating stood up and suddenly were wearing clocks around their necks like Flavor Flav and they did begin to clap and the Donald amazingly went into an excellent rendition of DMX's 'Lord gimme a sign' -- flawlessly, so that you and Judy could only look at eachother, pleasantly surprised and began rocking your heads from side to side in harmony with the music.... and the Donald just rapped that DMX song and strolled out of that courtroom into the sunset....
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