D'Judge Jewdie

Judge Judy: the people call musical group Pearl Jam to the stand

Benji: what's wrong with you people? why don't you lighten up a little bit? is that how
much it rains where you're from? why don't you sing something cheerful for once?
what do you want, your following to start slashing their wrists or something

Judge Judy: stupid hippies, get out of my courtroom -- this is my playground you're sullying

Benji: go sing sunshine, lollypops and rainbows and take a vicaden or some tablet or pill
or something -- try cracking a joke or something -- frowny pants!

Judge Judy: next case is jimi hendrix versus his dentist

Benji: Hendrix you've been playing your guitar with your teeth --- you're really stinking
the place up, when's the last time you had a shower buddy?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Z7LR8Z9_o&feature=related (jimi hendrix - all along the watchtower)


Judge Judy: next case, the people versus the King

Elvis: thank you ma'am, thank you very much

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1_6F-nCaw&ob=av2e (elvis presley, a little less conversation)

Judge Benji: is that true bitch? you said you thought U2's Bono actually had a dick??? r
you fucking insane? answer the question

Judge Judy: answer motherfucker!

Judge Benji: just get out... nice song though... what's the next case Judy darling?

Judge Judy: funnyman robin williams versus the democratically elected leader of the British and their tourism agency AGAS... mr cameron sir, did you Aborigines of Germany fail to provide mr. williams with a proper holiday?

Judge Benji: wait, what does Mr. Williams say?

Robin Williams: well while down under i was supposed to see the giant dick'ead and massive
wanka monuments and i given a brochure your honor that showed some caves
with red cool-aid simulating blood raining from the roof which was meant
to simulate a bloody cunt your honor

Judge Benji: it sounds very sexualized, why didn't you just got on a hot-air balloon
tour

Robin Williams: you mean like a giant arsehole hot-air balloon where the gas burner is like
an arsehole farting?

Judge Benji: you some kind of a pervert boy?

Judge Judy: answer the question you disgusting fucking pervert!

Judge Benji: next case the fishies of the world's oceans versus Conan O'Brien

Judge Judy: you make me sick....

Judge Benji: uh, i feel diseased just being around it, get it off me, get it off me
--- dirty disgusting fucking animal

Judge Judy: you're a sick piece of shit O'Brien, i hope you fucking rot in hell


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