Judge Judy fantasy spirals on...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfI6PoEXDKQ (lil bow wow - freshazimiz)...again

Judge Judy: 'okay, the next case is one william h. gates junior versus a mr. leonardo da vinci who alleges his Codex has been allocated somewhere else and he wants it back... mr gates...'

mr. gates: 'your honor, i bought that book at an auction in london, this is some crazy old homeless guy who works 1 week a year playing santa claus and spends the rest of the year boozing and lying in a garbage-strewn alley-way... and i have reams of evidence to substantiate this assertion, your honor, and i've organized it meticulously...'

Judge Judy: 'okay, okay, hold your horses... what do you say mr. da vinci?'....


next case: comedian Robin Williams versus Acme Germanic Aboriginal Societee (AGAS)

Judge Judy: 'mr williams you allege you were promised a 3 or 2 and a half star package
tour to a famous Germanic Aborigine heritage listed special fancy site, museum,
thingy, whatever, on a recent trip to Australia, is that correct?'

robin williams: 'that is correct your honor...'

Judge Judy: 'and you weren't satisfied with the holiday you were apportioned because...?'

robin williams: 'well your honor....'


* * *

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdbrIrFxas0 (the blues brothers, twist it - shake your tail feather)

Judge Judy: next case one german polish philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche versus society in
general seeking punitive damages for defamation and slander... Mr Nietzsche
you claim you are owed damages by society in general for slander against you
in insinuating you encouraged the nazi uprising in germany with its subsequent
holocaust of the jews and tearing asunder of the european and global maps

Nietzsche: that is correct your honor...
...........

Gates vs. Da Vinci...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRwwUZLV-IE (apocalypse now -- the end)

Judge Judy: ok mr. da vinci, you're being represented by your lawyer, montgomery burns
.... that's
excellent.... now you say you challenge mr. gates has any evidence proving his
assertions and in fact all he has is a pile of letters from agent orange victims
in vietnam with hands growing out of their shoulders and eyes on the sides of
their heads like picasso paintings, pleading for help from his charitable
organization

mr. da vinci: excellent

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4-AAxRH0Eg&feature=related)

Judge Judy: mr. gates, is that correct... can i see your evidence?

william h gates iii: no your honor, if you'll look at my documentation, i've ordered it
chronologically and indexed it in the rear...