back-tracking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pMrE0LNSdg&feature=fvwrel (greatest 80s movie of all times: the wanderers)

(excerpt from teh [sic] Benji's blog January 28, 2010 - approx. 1 year ago)

after an hour or so of flying, Beethoven had come to from his Nitrate-infused forced-unconsciousness that Mozart had brought on unbeknownst to Beethoven...

'gee, must have fallen asleep, must have been tired, what time is it?' asked Beethoven...

'look outside, the sun is setting - we're flying over the Atlantic over the Canary Islands,' answered Mozart, 'i've prepared something for you to eat -- come and join me...'

Beethoven read the words from the television screens and moved over to sit across from Mozart... 'this will be a lot tastier than what you've been eating lately...' said Mozart and passed some utensils over to Beethoven wrapped in a clean, elegant cloth ...

as Beethoven started chowing down on the excellent food, a question arose in his mind, again, Mozart must have seen it coming a mile away...

'how do u know i'm the real Mozart?' asked Mozart pre-emptively as Beethoven read the words on the screens about him...

Beethoven nodded his head.....

'check this out,' said Mozart, and had some music by Pearl Jam play on his audio-visual system... 'rats'... said Mozart... 'also what you've been eating lately...' added Mozart with a laugh... over the sound system played the Pearl Jam song and on other screens a program Mozart had been playing with showed all of the music written out musically along with a cheesy bouncing ball indicating the passage of the song for Beethoven's deaf benefit....

'now watch my Mozart-i-fied version,' said Mozart and now Mozart could hear his new Roccoco-fied, uniquely Mozart-ian version of the Pearl Jam song complete with sophisticated sopranos and tenors hitting notes that could awaken unused parts of the human brain, trumpets and trombones triumphing -- violins and violas and cellos competing in harmonious unison as only Mozart could make them do.... Beethoven read the music for the new and improved Mozart version and his doubts were dispelled.... that unique style that he had heard as a little kid and harkened to was right there in black and white.......'

food sure was better than the rats of the previous days....

'so what's with all this?' asked Beethoven, who couldn't even hear his own voice anymore -- indicating the boxing gloves, the jet -- 'the 21st century?' asked Beethoven -- how did all this come to be?

'this is all a ruse to make lots of money, if you haven't figured it out already, these are a time of talentless and stupid people, writing music in these times won't guarantee you any income.... art, film, literature, the movies... it's all non-sensical trash,' said Mozart, 'that's no way to make money in the 21st century... the boxing matches are a freak-show that can briefly entertain some of the idiot drone masses out there and turn a very pretty dollar if we rig the fights and know who and what to bet for... but that's a short term view to accumulating wealth... after that, I want you to go into business with me...'

'write music together?' asked Beethoven flattered.

'You haven't been listening to a word you've seen represented from vibrations emanating from my voice through this wonderful voice to text software.... the future is in technology and finance... we should become investment bankers and multiply our wealth --- gold is down now as the markets are feeling less chicken -- it's a great time to buy -- precious metals are still a commodity that can make us a fortune -- we'll allocate 7% of our funds on govt. bonds trading.... 10% for the Shanghai stock market....'

on and on went Mozart, about the numerous ways to double, triple and quadriple investments, all legally, how to avoid paying tax legally and avoid criminal prosecution by avoiding situations like the upcoming fight with Rhianna and the inside betting.... derivatives, bonds, hedge funds... Mozart couldn't stop talking about finance and was initiating Beethoven in the intricacies of speculation in the global financial markets.... and we'll go 50/50 right down the middle Beethoven, only remember to knock that Frauline out cold in the 6th round....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82VE8UtW8A (rhianna: rude boy)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMP6jx6fXMM (他国打点耷)