the BIG BANG THEORY

HAVE you ever heard of the classical guitarist that was so impressed by some virtuoso, he decided to cut his own hand off... if you've ever held a handycam, or written a comedy series, that is how you might feel after seeing 'the BIG BANG THEORY'

or, like the writer, you might feel like Salieri, hearing the 'voice of God'...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGSzeHKgHfI

if you've been deluding yourself with some dumb blog, thinking that it will be great only posthumously, thus explaining your own obscurity, watching 'the BIG BANG THEORY' will cure you of your delusions...

if you can overcome your jealousy, and shame at your own impotence and incompetence... then watch 'the BIG BANG THEORY' and imagine you are a classical composer from the 18th century (even the one and only Mozart)... imagine yourself wearing frilly collars around your wrists, and a cool wig, like Thomas Jefferson wore, and literally strutting, filled with inner fire as the guardian of some priceless magnificent talent, strutting with your elbows out slightly, about to stand up in front of an orchestra and throw your hands around for an hour listening to the greatest music ever created and then strut off to mind-numbing applause... feeling sick (but sick in a good way)

or be evil, plot the murders of the cast and crew of 'the BIG BANG THEORY' -- whatever makes you happy

if you decide to impersonate 18th century composers you might like to watch George C. Scott's movie 'the whipping boy' and imitate the appearance and gestures of the handsome king (he is very handsome)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGWVBO1peX8