(nerdish) parameters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82VE8UtW8A (rihanna: rude boy)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJHtgJjaA3I (Star Wars: Episode VI - Battle Of Endor (Death Star Assault)

let A = B+3 = x where x>5
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c^2

and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY&ob=av2e (<5 but >4)

then http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqL1BLzn3qc&ob=av2e （《2部〉4，日格？？）

i know what you're thinking buddy: 'that's all good and well, but i don't have a spare spaceship to knock the Death Star out with'...

you have a boom box, iTunes to download all your favorite Rhianna songs with, and youtube clips too, but no Spaceship to take down the Death Star and you WANT to take that Death-Star down...

that's what China is for buddy, let's go there...

okay, so you've landed ANYWHERE in China, what do you observe:

a) the air is polluted and the environment is hella polluted, way beyond anywhere else

b) everything like cigarettes and alcohol, coca-cola and McDonalds and KFC are dirt cheap...

okay, that's great, what China will help you do and get all your CHI and stick it in a bag labelled 'whatever'.... just keep on going doing whatever there, just being, your CHI will end up in a bag labelled 'CHI' (or whatever you call it).... just keep on keeping on there and that's what you'll end up with............ now fly to California and find the HOLLYWOOD sign...... have a russian girl (100% russian) take you to the 'H' in HOLLYWOOD and bury your CHI bag there... should take you about an hour or so..... now flee when you're ready... could take a month to a year to be ready to flee but when you're ready to flee... just flee -- you won't have any CHI, only a bunch of crap in your brain.... after fleeing you'll realize you have been left with nothing but a bunch of useless crap and you'll have to look to wherever you've gone for something else

if, dude, you've been successful after all these measures, you should be able to listen to the blues brothers, rawhide, on your personal sound system, presuming your earphones are any good...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5N35kQAPv0 (blues brothers, rawhide)

but just remember buddy, while you've been goofing off, someone's been out there fighting a war 'for yo' arse'....

(just have a look! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmKGRLjIzVs ) did you see them miss a shot while you were goofing off buddy??? just drink some coke and do whatever; silly pants!)