---Tupperguddy, the adventure's edge---

well, if you've seen any of this blog, you realize it's just a disjointed bunch of rambling crap....... more mundane and irrelevant than disturbing....... just a lame pathetic stream of consciousness, a Bangladesh of a blog instead of a muscular western european economy of a blog... but now, putting aside considerations of film-making technique like shotlisting, and dumb anti-english murmurings and pseudo-gay murmurings of great classical music composers of the past, without any further ado, we present you with:

a christmas story(R) (note: R is for Recommended)

and you can probably be sure that this story will be better than any of this years christmas movies...........

---Tupperguddy, the adventure's edge---

once upon a time, in a land far, far away, on a different planet in fact, in a different galaxy, in a completely different solar system, their lived a bi-pedal creature named Tupperguddy.....

one day, Tupperguddy found a container... no-one in his world Plooperville, had ever seen such a container, in fact, the Ploopervillians (not villains or vaillins but villians) were a bi-pedal folk who mostly eschewed possessions, occasionally using something akin to a banana leaf to cover various body parts, mostly for protection against cold winds and rains and the like...

Tupperguddy carried the unusual find, the wooden container with a lock on it, around town, looking baffled at his fellow bi-pedal folk, giving them quizzical stares, as if to say, 'what am i to do with this strange object?'.... the people, typically responded by blurting: 'Tupperguddy!' and carrying on with their business.... the society had no such hierarchy wherein there were village elders or chiefs or any kind of leader where Tupperguddy could take his little wooden container with its lock in it....

therefore Tupperguddy merely continued to carry his little wooden container with its lock on it (it was locked) around town, to and fro, wherein the people said to him, 'Tupperguddy!', in booming, assured voices, merely piping his name to him, as it were, and carried on with their business

end of chapter one of ---Tupperguddy, the adventure's edge---


now see how this silly little story is already better than this year's christmas movies? movies like 'puss in boots' and 'new year's eve' and whatever else is out there, you can bet your bottom dollar that ---Tupperguddy, the adventure's edge--- is better than that, took 5000 less people to produce and 100 million dollars less to make! so there you have it! Tupperguddy!