The case of the United States govt. versus Dr Aafia Siddiqui

Tallahassee, Florida:

Famous names from the four big American Television sources: FOX, CBS, NBC and ABC Networks have all signed a petition saying that Dr Aafia Siddiqui's name is too hard to remember how to spell and that chocolate ice-cream is yukkier than strawberry ice-cream. Late night entertainers, Hollywood actors and veteran journalists have all agreed that chocolate ice-cream is icky-poo. They have also agreed that the boogeyman is real and that Osama Bin Laden is the boogeyman's disciple on Earth.