LA: Dave Leno is said to have a sore tummy because...

he was busy on the set of Brokeback Mountain taking pictures for his private collection when he noticed a U.S. passport on a leafy gnoll -- it was none other than physics theoretician Mohammed Atta's --- apparently it survived impact of the vehicle Atta was driving with the world trade left of centre and floated miraculously out of a fireball that was hot enough to melt thick steel beems in the WTC and, being made of paper, it survived those over 1000 degree fahrenheit heats and floated on currents used by migratory geese and spent 7 years floating over the midwest before landing nearby Dave Leno where Mr Leno picked it up and said: 'hey this is neat!' ---- The FBI are said to be with Mr Leno now and offering him a tummy rub...... FBI spokesman Johnny B Good said that the FBI were doing their best to help Dave with his sore Tummy and that also they had updated their Osama Bin Laden happysnap with a photograph of one of Spain's national politicians who bears an uncanny resemblance to Osama Bin Laden without a beard... the FBI through spokesman Johnny B Good (who originally was from Louisiana and could play a guitar just like he was ringing a bell) said that by using the photograph of a current politician of Spain that bears an uncanny resemblance to Osama Bin Laden on their Most Wanted website that really, in part, they just wanted to see if they could be even bigger silly-pants than those "Down-Under" people who universally referred to all Americans -- even the ones from the South as "Yanks" (short for Yankees)...... The FBI went on to say that everyone from South America, the Carribean and Mexico is Spanish and that the people of Spain are from Puerto Rico (Puerto Rican) and that Osama Bin Laden is hiding out somewhere in the Spanish parliament with Quick Draw McGraw