Tuesday, January 26, 2010

nurturing my blog -- of Australia Day (Jan 26) -- Salsa dancing and what not

hello comers........

gee things seem to have been tizzi-fyingly busy lately...... what a rush..... despite having found the most wonderfully and perhaps despicably accurate (?) statements by Nietzsche on the English (basically just describing them as utilitarian but very boring plodders who believed the sunnum bonum of all of the very many strain's of mankind, for the English, was, nothing less than winning a seat in the English Parliament) --- anyway --- maybe i'll include that great quote of Nietzsche's at some later point........

i'll be sure to distil poison at this blogsite in the coming (but not in the sexual arousal sense of the word 'coming') weeks........

moving on... in what may come to be a great posthumous blog .... assuming the unlikely case that anything better than the idiot man currently inhabiting this planet will come along (unlikely) anytime in under say 20,000 years or so......... i will say that of the many great materialistic things we humans do -- and that's basically all we do except for when we sleep and wake up and like say, 'oh i dreamed i was eating donkey dick', i highly recommend to you salsa dancing......... i went and did some salsa dancing lessons with the lady lady just a few nights ago and it's really something impressive to see it all in action when people actually know how to do it......... i might add, after doing a dance lesson with a number of heavy women who were some one foot lower than me in height (being that the writer is just over six feet in height) that there's a real noticeable difference in dancing with different partners depending on their legs, height and body weight - being a centre of gravity thing........

moving on....... yesterday was Australia Day and what a swell day it was......... to any non-Australians who have never been to Australia I most highly recommend they do so in the summertime and so as to fit in January 26 into their visit....... of course it marks the day some utilitarian, boring English plodders dumped their refuse (not Puritans mind you) although probably still replete with 'can't moral tartuffery' (to quote Nietzsche) onto Australian shores (in 1788) --- thanks perhaps, to Australia being a very ancient continent and subject to the laws of retardation in it's Flora, Fauna, geology and general evolution --- the English were able to evolve a new strand of Englishman here: the 'Aussie' (not to be confused with the 'Ossie') --- often a rude, smutty, obnoxious fellow, completely devoid of charms, politeness and benevolence and given to interbreeding with very strange combinations of races indeed -- hence evolving into the general modern Australian that is everyday breaking all world records of carbon-dioxide usage -- moreso even than the Americans....... so a little different from the continental Englishman............ anyway, on Australia Day, you can even enjoy the company of such as these, so long as you're playing Volleyball with them (Volleyball is another one of the great materialistic pursuits we humans have come up with along with Scuba diving and parachuting)..........

well, again moving on, as I like to have a Hollywood-ian element to this blog --- as it pleases the writer to keep an eye on those movers and shakers that take care of our thought processes when we are stuck in public places with 'music' through their idiot-lyric subtle brainwashing .... and our great (coughing vomit up accidentally as i use that word 'great') actors who we prefer to hunch around a TV set and watch instead of doing physical exercise....... the "Arts"........ now you may know there is a magazine called 'Rolling Stone' magazine and that every week or month or so some famous person is featured on its cover........... recently it was one of the boogeyman's (Osama or Usama bin or ben Laden) brood --- being that Usama is a real Muslim's Muslim -- and an Arab no less --- he has four wives and children with all of them and hence a real chicken's coop of a brood........ one of his brood was recently pasted onto the cover of Rolling Stone magazine but i believe, and this from general daily newspaper reading as i would only read Rolling Stone magazine in a doctor's office while waiting or a discarded copy on a train if there were nothing else to read as Rolling Stone represents a certain strand of homosexuality that generally disinterests me, however, and this may prove to be interesting: in the general way that any idiot will say any idiot thing and we will be bombarded with a plethora of idiot information from multliple sources -- at least we of the high 'per-person' carbon dioxide emissions group -- this Rolling Stone magazine features some strapping young lad called John Mayer or someone Mayer...... I never knew who he was or what he's done with his life so ostensibly his main claim to fame was having dated Jennifer Aniston who became very famous all around the world, including in some surprisingly out-of-the-way places thanks to DVD technology and pirating intellectual copyrights -- because of some TV show called "Friends" that she worked on (which was actually an exploration of homosexuality in some way, shape or form)... anyway, this Mayer, it turns out, also has some connection with one 20 year old Country and Western Southern singer called 'Taylor Swift' one of the 'Yanks' as the Australians would say........ I'll mention in passing that Taylor Swift is some kind of Country and Western, Southern phenomenon after having sold more albums than anyone except Michael Jackson apparently........ not having heard her music, I can't recommend it -- only that it is of the 'Southern' genre -- this kind of music is more likely to address real life situations in a story-telling mode (when the singer isn't just congratulating himself on being an alcoholic and his closet homosexuality) .... now where were we? all of the people of the Southern states of America were fighting alongside the Northern Yankees during the Civil War against the Mexicans (according to the Australian 'all Americans are Yanks' doctrine) and something about Washington (State, not City) and Nirvana........... let's see.......

this Mayer guy, in his Rolling Stone article (remember I told you it's a piece of donkey dick or turd if you will, that magazine) was talking a whole bunch about the human biological act of masturbation, but what he didn't mention once, what perhaps, no-one has mentioned UNTIL NOW is whether it's possible for a testicle to become so SMALL as to DISSAPPEAR!!! during masturbation..........

and on that note i will post my blog and peruse the news some more and remind you that if you have never liked the NY Times so much, you should try watching at least one episode of 'Red Eye' on Fox news channel and catch the NY Times talking puppet there.

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