leonardo di caprio sits down with notable percy granger to discuss his new dan brown da vinci project:
leonardo: when i heard i was going to be collaborating with dan brown i almost considered getting a sex change operation so i could have a clitoris as part of my
own body to masturbate --- not one belonging to a separate living entity.......
possibly the only greater genius than dan brown in the world's history is leonardo himself!!!!.... but leonardo made all those war machines possible for those italian princes he was working for all those 5 centuries ago and we all know war is icky poo... dan brown, on the other hand, has invented no war machines for killing people and has only contributed to a small acre-age of rainforests being logged for paper for his books and anyway he drives a Prius!!!
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