when your bottom is full of chocolate

hey no that's not a reference to Ray Nagin and new Orlean's ---- i mean poop! ........
not i'm a mean poopy ----! i mean what to do when your bottom is full of chocolate!!!! well you're in luck coz pooping is one of the great things that all humans can do regardless of race, creed or color or religious persuasion --- just think -- even important people -- world leaders and big movers and shakers -- sure, once they get off the toilet and wipe their little bottoms with bunny-rabbit white rolls of toilet paper --- sure Vlad Putin and the rest of the movers and shakers squad out there are movers and shakers AFTER they finish their poopy ---- but just remember --- all those famous actors --- journalists jockeying for power --- lobbyists and industry leaders ---- in short --- the entire blessed Nietzsch-ian RABBLE is nothing but a bunch of poopers and bottom wipers! --- ain't it great! just like you and me.... there should be a whole new field of psychiatry opened up on it........ why is it that even when people are 'mentally disturbed' -- they're still able to poop and wipe their own butts freely? they can't be that mentally disturbed after-all, right? maybe they're just acting out of frustration at being nobody's in a world of across-the-board-mediocrities......... now this isn't a call to all the proverbial 'nuts' out there to pick up their hunting knives and start killing tennis stars because they aren't as rich and famous as Monica Seles was..... nor is it a call to people in communist china that practice cruelty to caged bears to get the bears to use white bunny-rabbits instead of toilet paper............ no........ it's just a call to reason, remember the great common denominator: the pooping and wiping of poopy from the bottom which forms a common thread to all of our humanity ---- next time you poop, reader, and you're looking at your brown poop smeared all over your white toilet paper like dark chocolate looking like a 1960s para-psychology test (is it a butterfly, a haunted house - what can you see?) -- i want you to remember benji the ossie spaniard comer and actually SEE my blog-photo image IN YOUR SHIT