Mehmet: Hi Brad, I know you are very famous man -- I myself am Jesus -- you can kiss
the ring on my finger if you like: I am Christ eternal
Pitt: okay Mehmet, that's great, should i call you Jesus, JC or Christ?
Mehmet: Mehmet is okay... so you have been in big movie lately -- which one was it?
Benjamin Button --- or this Trinteeno movie about nazis?
Pitt: Yes, that's right, both of them.
Mehmet: So did you pack any fudge in either of these movies?
Pitt: No, neither of my roles required that i pack male, female, over-age or under-
aged 'fudge' in the movies
Mehmet: Great to hear, are the rumors true that you will play a crazed Texan serial
rapist of elderly women?
Pitt: No that's not true but only because of sporting football rivalry between
Oklahoma (where i'm from) and Texas -- otherwise i'd be happy to play a
serial rapist of elderly women on the big screen.
Mehmet: Oh i see, i didn't know about this footballing rivalry between Texas and
Oklahoma as i was serving time in prison in Italy and Turkey and was feeling
isolated.
Pitt: Yeah i heard about that, what was that for exactly.
Mehmet: Well first i killed left wing journalist in Turkey --- then i escape from
prison little time after this and i dropped some fudge in my pants and then
i tried killing Pope
Pitt: Why did you drop fudge on your pants?
Mehmet: it was probably combination of bad dates that i ate leading to need for
doing number two... anyway i am Jesus, all of world civilization will end
in this here 21st century.......
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