hi --- it seems like everyday somewhere, somehow, we're all faced with a poopy-nookums.... fortunately no-one knows what a poopy-nookums is so it's never much of a problem -- just something we're ignorant of....... ignorance is great anyway, it keeps us down as humans and gives us a great reason to make the world a worse place....... moving on..... if you're anything like me you're probably the world's greatest violinist, 4 wheel driver, lover, cook, singer, songwriter, pro-wrestler and on and on and on......... here's how to cook something delish: go get an eggplant and wash it and slice it into 10 to 15 or so -- give or take -- it's all part and parcel of being the world's greatest chef (me)........ then go and beat 2 or 3 or 4 eggs..... start with 2 if you're not sure..... then after beating or battering your eggs soak up your eggplant slices in your batter and go ahead and fry it in some yummy spanish olive oil from spain -- delish........... let it cool and serve with sliced lemons..... yum...
how about some 'revuelto' -- it's spanish for 'scrambled' or 'mixed around'....... just gussy up some asparagus --- in chopped form -- not spears --- then get some eggs --- mushrooms and such vegetable things as you would enjoy in a fried meal and start frying your mushrooms...... throw in your eggs later -- asian style and mix it all around so your eggs are scrambled -- time throwing in your extras like chopped asparagus, onion (e.g., diced) --- even tomato............. cooking is fun....... that's the neat thing about life------ you get 30 years or more to cripple your health with smoking and you can cook the whole time thru!
poopy-nookums!!!!!!
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