The respected American intelligentsia --- or the Cate Kouric, CNN, Time magazine wonderful journalists and Newsweek journos et al are so wonderful and clever they are SHORE to save us all from the perils of climate change!
They are so very clever, they have all been to nice American Universities and studied journalism there, not like that silly old Sarah Palin who studied trash compaction at community college...........
now with the glorious motherland of America: the United Kingdoniam covered in ice and German truck driver's spinning their wheels on icy freeways (bad news for Europe's 2nd biggest economy after Malta of course)
however i am not gonna worrry about that ice storm or those violent winds in Argentina or this Hurricane Katrina (besides there was a really bad hurricane in 1832 anyway) -- i'm just gonna transfer all my wealth into gold ingots and hide them under my floorboards and go out and spend some money on fun board games for days when flooding or fires or other horrible weather makes regular day-to-day work impossible........... and i'm NOT gonna worry about it......
and do you know why? coz there are so many wonderful, marvellous intellects out dare [sic] out their writing for Time magazine and Newsweek and there's that Cate Kouric too............. so not to worry people! those folks are so gosh-darn BRAINY -- they'll be sure to fink of something clever to fix the problem (like putting wholes in our gas tanks or some such idea).............
just relax and have some scones and watch the horse-races ---- someone's BOUND to think of something soon!!!!!!
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