how to make it big in Hollywood

if you want to make it big in Hollywood and you are no-one --- the best thing to do is get a big name star, like that guy in the Big Daddy movies --- and Billy Madison.......

then learn how to edit films (always do your cuts on movement) and generally develop a good sense of how films should look estetically scene by scene......... you can buy a good digital camera for only $5000 and then make friends with industry people and save yourself hundreds of thousands of dollars in renting expensive lighting and sound capture technology as well as sophisticated editing suites (just give your friends lots of cocaine and you'll be ok) -- make sure the LAPD is looking the other way when you do that.

It's true that the entertainment industry is big business in LA but despite the fact that there are people just to choose which song will go in which part of the movie and people that only shop prospective movie scripts around and people whose sole concern is casting which actors and people whose 9 to 5 job is focused on product placement -- just remember that when pursuing your dream to become a big-shot director that like anything else: where there's a will, there's a way.........

now normally to land a big name star like Adam Sandler you would need your people to shop scripts to his talent agent or manager --- you can get all these details just by signing on to IMDB Pro.......... when you contact Sandler's people -- you want to look professional......... so go to McDonalds and buy a Happy Meal Deal -- the one where they give you a coloring-in set of crayons and make sure you design a really neat prospectus ------- Americans LOVE English people with strong jawlines and Hollywood movies are full of English people like Hugh Grant and Geoffrey Rush and the guy in the Wolverine Wolfman movies PRECISELY because they are English and have strong jawlines............ so if you can, find a friend that has 100% right royal english blood and a really strong jawline (like conan obe'ryan in True Grit) and color him into your Happy Meal Deal prospectus (remember to not cross the line when coloring in)..........

and you should be in like Flynnnnnny!!!!!

Best of Luck!